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http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1101346057qmy

this is very acurate love life quiz but its very TRUTHFUL!

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Ah, damn, that sucks!

Ah, damn, that sucks!

HAH! now i know who one of the last ones was (being gay and all...)

Ah, damn, that sucks!

So, is it Caitlin or Megan?

So uncool.

So, is it Caitlin or Megan?

Neither...

Melissa?

That would be me... :p

Neither...
Melissa?

i've used that before.

but since i don't know you, what the hell haha.

damn that was funny. ho well

Now you can blackmale us all...

Now you can blackmale us all...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA

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Mother fucker....lol! Oh well, at least you don't personally know me. :p

Mother fucker....lol! Oh well, at least you don't personally know me. :p

yeah, shouldnt have used your ns name....

now apologize or ill post your results!

hehehe... glad i used a fake name and addy ^_^;; its instinct when someone asks for that much info over a quiz

I am attracted to all men no wait all women no wait all men and women...no ...I am not attracted to any one but myself...

Ah good thing I was smart enough to use a fake e-mail, name, etc... :D

HAH! now i know who one of the last ones was (being gay and all...)

That's all good, but why must you define yourself by your sexuality?

...my name's not Caitlin, I swear. :D'

Gee, that sucked. It was amusing to know that I'd just gotten completely screwed over, though.

Ah good thing I was smart enough to use a fake e-mail, name, etc... :D

WOW you are teh back, or is it just fake imitation parratoga?

Wow, it told me the name of someone in my school and told me I have a love rating of "78%" with them, and that the relationship would last exactly 4 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 4 hours, 20 minutes, and 15 seconds. Amazing... How does it know?

WOW you are teh back, or is it just fake imitation parratoga?


Dude, if it wasn't me then how could I get my nation back? :p


So yes it 'tis I, the one and only, the infamous Parratoga. ;)

Dude, if it wasn't me then how could I get my nation back? :p


So yes it 'tis I, the one and only, the infamous Parratoga. ;)
i forgot how it was spelled

Wow, it told me the name of someone in my school and told me I have a love rating of "78%" with them, and that the relationship would last exactly 4 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 4 hours, 20 minutes, and 15 seconds. Amazing... How does it know?

I TOLD YOU IT WAS TEH FUN

oh you basturd. at least theres prolly thousands of people with those names. and you dont know where i live. so there HA!

Full Name: Nyssa
Gender: Female
Birthdate: 27 July 1985

First Crush: Brian Rogers
Biggest Crush: Johnny Depp

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
Boyfriend/girlfriend's Name: Aaron

Current status of your relationship:
I wanna marry him/her

Ever had sex in your life? Yes
Porn Sites/Movies: Yes

How many times do you masturbate in a week?
Less than 7 times.

Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex?
Yes

Preferred Skin Complexion: Fair

What turns you on the most?
Eyes physically <--- WTF does that mean? whoever took this please clarify

Bumpage

ah hell no. i got fooled into that once before. never again.
...
whats it to you for me to keep it to myself.

haha, although smart enough to state fake e-mail- i still feel like shit... Hilarious!

Damn you, you're evil. Fortunately I'm netwary and put in a fake name and my spam email. You won't have a clue.

phew lucky I also out a fake name and address but something tells me this idea is useful :p

anyone think of a good optional question for me to use? ;)

I...uh...also used a fake name and e-mail address...

I...uh...also used a fake name and e-mail address...
lol... suuuure you did

I think the results should be posted come on Valia you have already embarased people why not go all the way

Grrrrrr. And to think I might be the only one with that name.

*Reminds self never to click on anything without reading stuff*

I masturbate too much :(

I deny everything! It was all a lie! Total BS, except that I'm such a complete sucker. Well, fool me once, shame on .. ah, the hell with it. :D

im more worried that Greater Valia will be able to link some peoples responces to the correct people from the time the email is received and the time we replied on the forum

I mean... um..er.. ignore that Greater Valia

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Very clever, Greater Valia. You're a jackass. Fortunately, I used my more anonymous account and that quiz certainly didn't give anyone any important info about me, considering I gave false answers for three of the questions.

I gave false answers for three of the questions.
You mean, the questions where you answered you are gay/virgin/overmasturbator?


(just joking, I got fooled too anyway, hopefully I did not give any complete name... see the good part: we've learnt something today :p)

You mean, the questions where you answered you are gay/virgin/overmasturbator?

Well, I actually answered those questions like so...

straight/virgin/sometime masturbator

And those weren't necessarily the three that I answered falsely.

(just joking, I got fooled too anyway, hopefully I did not give any complete name... see the good part: we've learnt something today :p)

I learned that my paranoia is justified. :D

Full Name: Mr T
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 31 December 2003

First Crush: weebl
Biggest Crush: bob

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
Boyfriend/girlfriend's Name: yours truly

Current status of your relationship:
I am confused

Ever had sex in your life? Yes
Porn Sites/Movies: Yes

How many times do you masturbate in a week?
More than 7 times

Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex?
Yes

Preferred Skin Complexion: Fair

What turns you on the most?
filtrum

heh heh...

http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1101346057qmy

this is very acurate love life quiz but its very TRUTHFUL!

Wow, I'd hate you if it weren't so clever (and you didn't know anyone I know)

Sheisse, that sucks. Curse my naive gullibility! :headbang:

Sheisse, that sucks. Curse my naive gullibility! :headbang:
Amen! :headbang:

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My, we are in a genial mood this morning! And, yes, it is. :D

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Good one!!!!!!

I should really read the replies. So what? I openly admit I masturbate every day.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Good one!!!!!!

I should really read the replies. So what? I openly admit I masturbate every day.

Yeah, seeing as everyone here is so sickningly open about their sexuality and so on that part of the quiz doesnt really matter i guess, but what people put down for their ages is whats really interesting.

Yeah, seeing as everyone here is so sickningly open about their sexuality and so on that part of the quiz doesnt really matter i guess, but what people put down for their ages is whats really interesting.

My age was real.

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And definitely yes!

My age was real.



And definitely yes!

i have no clue which one you are and am too lazy to try your post time and your quiz time to find out. but of the 300+ people who fell for my trap well over half were from 13-17 age range.

You are a freaking jerk.

i have no clue which one you are and am too lazy to try your post time and your quiz time to find out. but of the 300+ people who fell for my trap well over half were from 13-17 age range.

Haha, well i'm not going to make it any easier for you :p

LMAO! that was mean!

EDIT- Changed my mind. Too crude. This post does not exist.

Ha! false email and false name and false details.

Go me for reading the first page of this thread before taking the quiz...

Still funny though

Hey, how much does Tink masturbate Valia?

:D
less than 7 times a weeek

You are a freaking jerk.
lol

Full Name: elly (xxjellyxxbabyxx@hotmail.com)
Gender: Female
Birthdate: 21 November 1987

First Crush: *
Biggest Crush: colin farrell

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
Boyfriend/girlfriend's Name: jonathan

Current status of your relationship:
Dont have any

Ever had sex in your life? Yes
Porn Sites/Movies: No

How many times do you masturbate in a week?
Less than 7 times.

Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex?
No

Preferred Skin Complexion: Fair

What turns you on the most?
accent

YES I AM
:eek: yes you are!!!!

less than 7 times a weeek

Haha, I edited that out, but thanks anyway....

Haha, I edited that out, but thanks anyway....
well GV posted it anyway

well GV posted it anyway

should i post Branin's?

YES I AM

Well at least you agree. J/K so are you really reading all of these.

should i post Branin's?

Y'know, you could get yourself into trouble with this...lol

Doesn't everyone realize that we can now start spamming Allen, wilson@dodgeit.com to hell and back?

For the record, I'm "Bob Dole" if you're looking for the response I made.

Doesn't everyone realize that we can now start spamming Allen, wilson@dodgeit.com to hell and back?

For the record, I'm "Bob Dole" if you're looking for the response I made.
lol first go to www.dodgeit.com you tard'

Y'know, you could get yourself into trouble with this...lol

DAMN THE MORAL CONSEQUENCES TO HELL

(i could get into trouble if i actually blackmailed any of you)

well i'm not really bothered about any of it except that i was wondering if maybe you could edit out my first crush, it's kinda embarrassing

well i'm not really bothered about any of it except that i was wondering if maybe you could edit out my first crush, it's kinda embarrassing

who the fuck is gary barlow?

DAMN THE MORAL CONSEQUENCES TO HELL

(i could get into trouble if i actually blackmailed any of you)


hmm, yeah, not like you're going to use any of this, but it has to be only borderline legal...

So it won't let me view people's answeres what am I doing wrong.

who the fuck is gary barlow?
he was the lead singer of Take That, you won't have heard of him because you're not British

So it won't let me view people's answeres what am I doing wrong.

did you set one up? 1# people have to take your quiz, 2# you have to log on after they send you an email confirmation

he was the lead singer of Take That, you won't have heard of him because you're not British

lol no shit (edit your post where you quoted me; i deated mine where i posted your answers)

he was the lead singer of Take That, you won't have heard of him because you're not British

Wasn't Robbie Williams in that band, or am I thinking of something else?

Wasn't Robbie Williams in that band, or am I thinking of something else?

did you go to www.dodgeit.com ?

did you go to www.dodgeit.com ?

Yes. I fail to see your point.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=376632

Wasn't Robbie Williams in that band, or am I thinking of something else?
yeah he was and it his bastard fault that they split up!

Yes. I fail to see your point.
obviously its my fake email so its impossible to spam me

lol no shit (edit your post where you quoted me; i deated mine where i posted your answers)
good reason for deletion!

obviously its my fake email so its impossible to spam me

That's not the point. If someone's embarrassed enough about falling for this prank, then they can spam the shit out of the email until they cut you off. It's just an option if someone is sufficiently embarrassed.

Yes. I fail to see your point.

Matthew Billings <oldschoolemo@yahoo.com>?

Matthew Billings <oldschoolemo@yahoo.com>?

Yeah? It's not like I haven't posted that information on NS before.

Yeah? It's not like I haven't posted that information on NS before.

nothing meant by it. Just wondering.

nothing meant by it. Just wondering.

I was also the Bob Dole response.

hehehehe!

"Hi :rollseyes:!"

Hehehehehe....

I think I'm more easily amused when tired.

That was me though, wanting to get the link thingy sent to a real email of mine. So feel free to ignore it.

http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1101346057qmy

this is very acurate love life quiz but its very TRUTHFUL!
Like I'm gonna enter my full name, email adress and birthdate on supposed "love life quiz"
:rolleyes:

If you fell for this you are not very bright