If life gives you lemons...
...make lemonade, yeah yeah, we all know that.
Now, for the real wisdom:
If life gives you sugarcane, eat it dammit cuz it doesn't preserve well!
I'm serious. I'm 14 and it took me this long to figure out. Life's been giving me sugarcane lately.
Terra - Domina
24-11-2004, 23:51
...make lemonade, yeah yeah, we all know that.
Now, for the real wisdom:
If life gives you sugarcane, eat it dammit cuz it doesn't preserve well!
I'm serious. I'm 14 and it took me this long to figure out. Life's been giving me sugarcane lately.
wow, 14 and you got it all figured out
why not go solve superstrings next?
Superpower07
25-11-2004, 00:06
Superstrings?
How about augmented matricies?
DemonLordEnigma
25-11-2004, 00:10
Superstrings? Augmented matrixes? Children's stuff! Transtemporal probability equations factoring in multiple universes while trying for a 99% certainty.
The God King Eru-sama
25-11-2004, 00:15
... make citric acid.
...squirt 'em back in life's eye. That'll learn 'im, the bastard.
I have a sign in my basement that says "when life hands you lemons, Shut the fuck up!"
When life gives me lemons I make grape juice. It confuses the crap out of people. :confused:
Superpower07
25-11-2004, 00:23
Superstrings? Augmented matrixes? Children's stuff! Transtemporal probability equations factoring in multiple universes while trying for a 99% certainty.
Lol
Crossman
25-11-2004, 00:29
You throw them back!!! I asked for LIMES dammit!!!!
Crossman
25-11-2004, 00:29
When life gives me lemons I make grape juice. It confuses the crap out of people. :confused:
Or you can make eggplant casserole.
Eutrusca
25-11-2004, 00:31
Superstrings? Augmented matrixes? Children's stuff! Transtemporal probability equations factoring in multiple universes while trying for a 99% certainty.
Um ... M Theory? All eleven dimentions?
Smilleyville
25-11-2004, 00:34
Don't go that harsh on him!
Now for you Zincite: Be happy you live in a house, with a computer, having enough free time to be on this forum, being able to write, for this matter, ...
Life has always given and hopefully will allways give you sugercanes. Start to appriciate them! Don't feel down, you are one of approximately 5% of the human population who can make their own lifes! You are on the right path. (I'm saying that as a 19-year-old, if you wonder...)
Michaelic France
25-11-2004, 00:44
No, no, no, it's not "when life gives you lemons make lemondae," that doesn't work, the real quote is "when life gives you lemons squeeze them into other people's eyes. :)
Bodies Without Organs
25-11-2004, 00:47
No, no, no, it's not "when life gives you lemons make lemondae," that doesn't work, the real quote is "when life gives you lemons squeeze them into other people's eyes. :)
Personally I'm of the Robert Johnson school of thought that asks for someone to "squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg".
Ummm.... I'm not complaining... I'm saying I figured something out.
*sigh*
My crush came back from vacation a day early. The "eat it dammit" part is that if I hadn't gone and talked to him, it would've been like wasting that unexpected awesomeness. I back off too often. I'm practicing being more assertive to my crushes and less assertive to my parents.
What do I usually do with lemons? Drink them until my eyes water and then throw them away and starve until something yummier comes along.