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Things we think really work, but evidently they don't

Los Banditos
24-11-2004, 22:05
I felt like mocking the new trend in threads on this forum. We had a few of them lst night but they got shut down. So, I created this gem. Feel free to add more or comment.

Things we think really work, but evidently they don't:
- Creating entertaining threads that mock other threads
- Sarcasm
- Politics/government
- Thanksgiving (I can't go home because of school and work)
- Half-life 2
- Consuming food (we do it to stop hunger but we are hungry again later)
- Socialsim
Dobbs Town
24-11-2004, 22:15
drawing breath?
Los Banditos
24-11-2004, 22:17
drawing breath?

Yeah, anything we have to do over and over again does not work.
Keruvalia
24-11-2004, 22:24
drawing breath?

I tried to draw breath once ... but my pencil broke.
Joey P
24-11-2004, 22:24
Yeah, anything we have to do over and over again does not work.
Then I guess cocaine is out.
Los Banditos
24-11-2004, 22:27
I guess a better question might be, what does work?
Styvonia
25-11-2004, 15:42
I guess a better question might be, what does work?

Toasters
Xenasia
25-11-2004, 15:47
Any one remeber the programable toy vehicle "Bigtrack"? That NEVER worked. Except for Christmas Day and Boxing Day. After that nothing....scared for life I was.
She Who Rules Supreme
25-11-2004, 15:50
- Sarcasm

Thats sacriligeous. Sarcasm works fine to all those who actually get it. :p

My computer....

*kicks computer*
Superpower07
25-11-2004, 16:31
Yeah, anything we have to do over and over again does not work.
So what about sex?
Stephistan
25-11-2004, 16:31
"war on terror"
Lunatic Goofballs
25-11-2004, 16:33
The Poo Cannon.

um...

fat-reducing grills.
Xenasia
25-11-2004, 16:36
"war on terror"
A little bit of politics ladies and gentleman. :D
Kellarly
25-11-2004, 16:37
My car :D
Torching Witches
25-11-2004, 16:41
Vending machines. There's always some bastard thing wrong with them.