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SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll
Wed Nov 24, 10:57 AM

Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to the Bermuda shorts-wearing starfish that serves as SpongeBob's sidekick.

At a southeastern Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a 10-foot-tall SpongeBob balloon.

Employees are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure - featured in a new movie.


I for one, must congradulate the kidnappers - their hostage disturbs ne

We have to ask ourselves one question.

Where in the world is SpongeBob Squarepants?

nooooooo sponge bob has been taken.

*slits SAVXM's throat for blasphamy*

*begins searching for master*

This looks like a job for David Hasslehoff.

This looks like a job for David Hasslehoff.
Just who the heck is that guy? I've heard his name before

Just who the heck is that guy? I've heard his name before

baywatch, jesus where have you been for the last 5 bajillion years?

baywatch, jesus where have you been for the last 5 bajillion years?

I remember him more from the hit show "Knight Rider." I think that was his best work.

Has Bush said anything yet? He plans to start a war on someone?

I thought squidward was his nemsis :confused:

I remember him more from the hit show "Knight Rider." I think that was his best work.
and his worst lol

I remember him more from the hit show "Knight Rider." I think that was his best work.
No, his singing career is his best work.

No, his singing career is his best work.

I once heard him claim that he and his music were responsible for tearing down the Berlin Wall.

I once heard him claim that he and his music were responsible for tearing down the Berlin Wall.

No, that was his jacket.