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Superpower07
24-11-2004, 21:31
SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll
Wed Nov 24, 10:57 AM

Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to the Bermuda shorts-wearing starfish that serves as SpongeBob's sidekick.

At a southeastern Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a 10-foot-tall SpongeBob balloon.

Employees are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure - featured in a new movie.


I for one, must congradulate the kidnappers - their hostage disturbs ne
Texan Hotrodders
24-11-2004, 21:32
We have to ask ourselves one question.

Where in the world is SpongeBob Squarepants?
Huzen Hagen
24-11-2004, 21:44
nooooooo sponge bob has been taken.

*slits SAVXM's throat for blasphamy*

*begins searching for master*
Ravea
24-11-2004, 21:47
This looks like a job for David Hasslehoff.
Superpower07
24-11-2004, 21:48
This looks like a job for David Hasslehoff.
Just who the heck is that guy? I've heard his name before
Huzen Hagen
24-11-2004, 21:50
Just who the heck is that guy? I've heard his name before

baywatch, jesus where have you been for the last 5 bajillion years?
Ravea
24-11-2004, 21:52
baywatch, jesus where have you been for the last 5 bajillion years?

I remember him more from the hit show "Knight Rider." I think that was his best work.
Sblargh
24-11-2004, 21:53
Has Bush said anything yet? He plans to start a war on someone?
DeaconDave
24-11-2004, 21:54
I thought squidward was his nemsis :confused:
Scudderfux
24-11-2004, 21:55
I remember him more from the hit show "Knight Rider." I think that was his best work.
and his worst lol
Joey P
24-11-2004, 22:23
I remember him more from the hit show "Knight Rider." I think that was his best work.
No, his singing career is his best work.
Ravea
24-11-2004, 22:38
No, his singing career is his best work.

I once heard him claim that he and his music were responsible for tearing down the Berlin Wall.
Los Banditos
24-11-2004, 22:40
I once heard him claim that he and his music were responsible for tearing down the Berlin Wall.

No, that was his jacket.