NationStates Jolt Archive

I looked to the sky and asked god what is the meaning of life. He did not answered me.
I asked google and he gave me 18.500.000 answers.
So, wich one is the better god?
Google is the Lord for he gives me answers!
Down with these false gods for they only ignore the faithful!

Google image search can give you millions of naked pictures right now. God only promises 72 virgins after you die. Google is lord of all.

Amen to that.

sup'

Now that's a religion I can believe in!

Google image search can give you millions of naked pictures right now. God only promises 72 virgins after you die. Google is lord of all.

And they are probably virgin because they are ugly.
Google gives you britney spears naked.
Ok, it´s a fake picture. But hey! It´s britney spears naked!

All those in favor of creating the First Church of Google, NationStates Assembly?

All those in favor of creating the First Church of Google, NationStates Assembly?

Who would be our Messiah? That Orkut guy?

(oh yeah, there is an Orkut community for Googlism, this is where I shameless stole the idea)

Wow, now I can't be an atheist anymore. I'm a Googlist.

Also, with the advent of gmail, the great Google can now know our thoughts and advertise accordingly.

I am pleased.

Does Google(pbuh) require sacrifice?

Google Akbar!

All those in favor of creating the First Church of Google, NationStates Assembly?

I

*waits for first googlist 'rock' bands to start up*

Also, with the advent of gmail, the great Google can now know our thoughts and advertise accordingly.

I am pleased.

Does Google(pbuh) require sacrifice?

You should only sacrifice the money to your ISP.
And that you should buy from the companies that advertise.
And thank Google every night that those advertises are very small and don´t get in the way of searches.

Does Google (pbuh) want me to call others to Googlism and make war on them if they refuse?

Count me in as a Googlist!

Google Akbar!

Ash'hadu an laa ilaaha illgoogle!

So is Yahoo! hell? What's purgatory ... Jeeves?

I

*waits for first googlist 'rock' bands to start up*
please Google let it be korn!

Ash'hadu an laa ilaaha illgoogle!

So is Yahoo! hell? What's purgatory ... Jeeves?
purgatory is altavista ... we all know that!

I looked to the sky and asked god what is the meaning of life. He did not answered me.
I asked google and he gave me 18.500.000 answers.
So, wich one is the better god?
Google is the Lord for he gives me answers!
Down with these false gods for they only ignore the faithful!
So, so worrying . . .

All those in favor of creating the First Church of Google, NationStates Assembly?

I

"And lo, the one who had seen god looked to him, and god replied in all his glory with 20,000 results on how to make apple pie and large portions of pornography. And he saw that it was good, amen"

I don´t know if google wants or not we to make war on others. Ask him!!

I just asked google "google wants us to make war on another religions?" and there were 33.500 answers! Just pick one!

I

"And lo, the one who had seen god looked to him, and god replied in all his glory with 20,000 results on how to make apple pie and large portions of pornography. And he saw that it was good, amen"
More then that brother
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=how+to+make+apple+pie&btnG=Google+Search
1.92 million … Google is even greater then you expect

"yea, google has rewarded us with a bounty of apple pie recipes!"

Y'know, I'm not sure whether to be sad or relieved that you chose apple pie over pornography to look up...

EDIT: Hey, can I be the high priest of googlism? I promise to preach it with unmatched devotion and bring death swiftly to our enemies!

Good news, everyone! Google doesn't want us to declare war on those who choose to beleive false gods.

"the heathen looked up 'french military victories' and the lord showed the heathen the light, he steered the heathen into the day along the path that read 'did you mean french military defeats?''"

No bringing death swiftly :( ?

War is ok, just not in Google's (PBUH) name, apparently.

All praise the Great Lord Google!

May his numerous search results bring fortune to us all.

Alright, well, I'm going to go ask god for a starcraft walkthrough, 'cause I'm really stuck...

Alright, well, I'm going to go ask god for a starcraft walkthrough, 'cause I'm really stuck...

Now, I wanna see ONE christian priest that answer questions about starcraft!

Now, I wanna see ONE christian priest that answer questions about starcraft!
You don't think priests know about videogames? Ya gotta make SOME smalltalk with the altarboys.

If we become googlists can we get tax exempt status? And do we get a secret handshake or funny walk or anything?

How many levels of googlism? Any funky oaths? How bout a gosspel?

Man, we could really run with this. And we can all get ordained through the Universal Life Church!

edit: As far as a gospel goes, looks like we already got some passages/psalms going :D

Quick! Someone start cutting and pasting these into an attachable document we can spam the internet with! Then again, how does Google feel about spamming? Is it a sin? Any sins?

If we become googlists can we get tax exempt status? And do we get a secret handshake or funny walk or anything?

How many levels of googlism? Any funky oaths? How bout a gosspel?

Man, we could really run with this. And we can all get ordained through the Universal Life Church!

It´s been half hour since the religion was created and people is already making ways to profit from it......... oh well, I am selling Gmail accounts, for only through that you can hear the word of the Lord!

You don't think priests know about videogames? Ya gotta make SOME smalltalk with the altarboys.
more like pillow talk :p

I think we at least need a t-shirt with a number. Number being order in which we joined. Then we can infiltrate the miltaries of countrys all around the world and create a googlist super state!

I think we at least need a t-shirt with a number. Number being order in which we joined. Then we can infiltrate the miltaries of countrys all around the world and create a googlist super state!
I want 4! (I just love 4)

Google image search can give you millions of naked pictures right now. God only promises 72 virgins after you die. Google is lord of all.
Yeah, but of those millions, how many are virgins?

Thats the question nobody ever asks. Think about it.

you cant choose your number, that would be cheating. I think im 8 or 9

I think we at least need a t-shirt with a number. Number being order in which we joined. Then we can infiltrate the miltaries of countrys all around the world and create a googlist super state!

The lord has spoken!
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22t-shirt+with+a+number%22

Yeah, but of those millions, how many are virgins?

Thats the question nobody ever asks. Think about it.
As many as you want. The wonders of fantasy!

you cant choose your number, that would be cheating. I think im 8 or 9
I'm either 2 or 9 depending on whether you count my first post or the first post in which i explicitly embraced Googlism.

Okay, officially count me in. I'd like to get a nice low number cause it'll be easier to remember.

Now I must away to work and preach the word of Google! All hail Google! Bastard child of Al Gore and Eris! (or not)

ps since this is post 42, can I keep that as my number? I just love 42.

For suggesting the Church, I believe I get a Number 1 T-shirt. Since the suggestion contains an implied affirmation of faith in Google (PBUH). All Hail the Great and Glorious Google!

For suggesting the Church, I believe I get a Number 1 T-shirt. Since the suggestion contains an implied affirmation of faith in Google (PBUH). All Hail the Great and Glorious Google!

Sblargh gets number 1.

http://www.freepgs.com/5k70sls/?s=googul.uni.cc

Uh, death to the false god? :D

http://www.freepgs.com/5k70sls/?s=googul.uni.cc

Uh, death to the false god? :D
We have a Satan!

Quick! Ask the great lord Google for divine protection from Googul's evil smitey wrath!

http://www.google.com/search?q=what+shall+we+do+about+googul&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official

9 replies. Tis a sign, member 9 must go forth and vanquish the enemy

and what about booble? is this a "false god" as well?

Viva La Googlism!

There too much Pro-Googlism here. What we need is some more heratics :D
http://google-watch.org/

I believe it is the job of every faithful follower of Google(pbuh) to take it upon themselves to invade every thread and post the first link and first image from a search on the thread's title.

To prove that this knowledge has been revealed to me, I submit to you:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=+Googlism&btnG=Google+Search

This hath been revealed:

http://www.googlism.com/

http://www.joshcomics.com/comics/googlism.gif

Sblargh gets number 1.
I call number 0.

There too much Pro-Googlism here. What we need is some more heratics :D
http://google-watch.org/
This guy needs a good excommunicating.

I believe it is the job of every faithful follower of Google(pbuh) to take it upon themselves to invade every thread and post the first link and first image from a search on the thread's title.

To prove that this knowledge has been revealed to me, I submit to you:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=+Googlism&btnG=Google+Search

This hath been revealed:

http://www.googlism.com/

http://www.joshcomics.com/comics/googlism.gif

its not a religion though. WE ARE THE TRUE BELIEVERS!

Hmmmm....Number 11 or 12 for me, if my calculation are correct.

Google image search can give you millions of naked pictures right now. God only promises 72 virgins after you die. Google is lord of all.

72? cite your source

I looked to the sky and asked god what is the meaning of life. He did not answered me.
I asked google and he gave me 18.500.000 answers.
So, wich one is the better god?
Google is the Lord for he gives me answers!
Down with these false gods for they only ignore the faithful!
I don't know if anyone has already posted this as I haven't read the whole thread - if they have, I'm sorry. If not, I found an article a few months back regarding Google, and this somewhat appropriate paragraph was especially entertaining...

"Bigger Than Jesus

New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman was not the first to suggest, in 2003, that Google is God--an all-knowing, ubiquitous and all-powerful force. Let me be the first to submit that Google is Jesus as well, being sent to earth not only as Savior of the technology industry but for the Resurrection of the American and global economies as well."

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.08.04/google-0402.html

God only promises 72 virgins after you die. Google is lord of all.

Yar, they be virgins no longer! Arggh!

Rape, Pillage and Burn!

I pick 13!

I don't know if anyone has already posted this as I haven't read the whole thread - if they have, I'm sorry. If not, I found an article a few months back regarding Google, and this somewhat appropriate paragraph was especially entertaining...

"Bigger Than Jesus

New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman was not the first to suggest, in 2003, that Google is God--an all-knowing, ubiquitous and all-powerful force. Let me be the first to submit that Google is Jesus as well, being sent to earth not only as Savior of the technology industry but for the Resurrection of the American and global economies as well."

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.08.04/google-0402.html

Let´s all praise Thomas Friedman!