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Wattle's conduct prior to the pardoning ceremony prompted Justice Department officials to authorize the bird's detention as an enemy combatant," McClellan said

Mods--send this to the Ghetto

Mods--send this to the Ghetto
C'mon, can't take a joke?

"He's fucking faking he's dead."
"He's delicious now."

Mods--send this to the Ghetto

Did someone say Ghetto?

*glances at diminutiveness behind him*

Nevermind

Shhh!!

tony blair mught be listening.

*looks around*

Okay, I think he's gone now, it's safe to talk again.

Okay, I think he's gone now, it's safe to talk again.
Ok, so, how should we go about freeing Wattle?

Ok, so, how should we go about freeing Wattle?


One of us should pretend to be Tony Blair, then we can get access to the whitehouse and the "package."

Then we can run in and throw wattle over the rose garden wall and into freedom.

One of us should pretend to be Tony Blair, then we can get access to the whitehouse and the "package."

Then we can run in and throw wattle over the rose garden wall and into freedom.
One of us should go in and try and snag Barney (teh dog) as a bargaining chip, if ya know what i mean . . .

Did you know that Bush personally tortures each and every Iraqi? He gives out about 100,000 titty-twisters per day. No wonder why he doesnt do anything, he's too busy titty-twisting Iraqis.

One of us should go in and try and snag Barney (teh dog) as a bargaining chip, if ya know what i mean . . .


Great plan.

Perhaps that is how Tony manages to control GWB already, he has Barney as a hostage.

This just in: Corporations are the direct cause of cancer.

I just caught Bill Gates putting Arsenic in my tap water again. If I catch him sneaking around my house one more time ...

tut tut tut--you know any politics that question the motives of those in power are to be "merged"