Pearls of Wisdom from college roommates
"Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only fucking yourself"
Surely I'm not the only one who ever had a roommate
apparently your the only one at the moment. :)
Still good quote... but it has never affected me.
Seems i do better with procrastination... One time i had a biology project due, in like a couple of hours... and i finished it. With an 85. :D
Sure i could've gotten higher if i had actually done research and this and that... but still...
Dont Look a gift horse in the mouth.
WTF does that mean anyways?!
Cambridge Major
27-11-2004, 21:11
I have a room-mate...but I wish I didn't. And I'm fairly sure he's never said anything worth repeating.
Unless you count middle school camping trips, I've never had a roommate.
Markreich
27-11-2004, 21:22
Among our "Pearls of Wisdom" were:
*All women are liars and whores and not to be trusted, except for your mother and *possibly* your sister.
*THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE!!
Yes, these can be somewhat contradictory, but that's life.
Superpower07
27-11-2004, 21:39
"Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only fucking yourself"
Lol my friend had that in his away message once
If you're not wasted the day is.
The Random Goldfish
28-11-2004, 05:53
do you think 'this round's on me' counts? i was impressed at any rate
The Black Forrest
28-11-2004, 06:18
Life's too short to be safe.
"Do not disturb - I'm disturbed enough already"
"The light at the end of the tunnel is a train"
I have a whole diary full of others, but they aren't actual quotes from people I know, so I'll leave them out.
Camel Eaters
28-11-2004, 06:44
It's easy to be great when all you have to do is scratch your balls. (me)
Holy Crap is that one Hell of a rash!
Kwaswhakistan
28-11-2004, 06:58
"Don't"
Cogitation
28-11-2004, 07:26
Dont Look a gift horse in the mouth.
WTF does that mean anyways?!
If I remember correctly....
When buying a horse, one of the things that is done is to look in the horses mouth. This is supposed to be some kind of quality control check, to see if anything is wrong with the horse. I don't know what you would look for when peering inside the horses mouth, though; someone more experienced in equestrian studies would have to tell you.
If someone is giving you a horse as a gift, then the saying says that you don't question its quality by looking in the mouth; such a thing is an insult to whomever is giving the horse to you.
...at least, that's my best guess....
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
Founder and Delegate of The Realm of Ambrosia
Holy Sheep
28-11-2004, 07:32
The age of a horse can to told from its teeth.
Druthulhu
28-11-2004, 07:39
Tom Duffy tells a story about how he and some friends were driving through the south. The got pulled for speeding...
Sheriff: "I've never seen anybody go through Georgia that fast before."
One Guy: "Sherman did!" :)
...thus ensuring them a place to sleep that night.
Kwaswhakistan
28-11-2004, 07:41
oh another one: "Don't drink moonshine man.. just.. ow.. don't"
Shizzleforizzleyo
28-11-2004, 07:47
sometimes you masterbate when you got nothing better to do but not always
Shizzleforizzleyo
28-11-2004, 07:50
oh another one: "Don't drink moonshine man.. just.. ow.. don't"
don't do a jaegar bomb on thanksgiving ethier, oh man that's rough
Lunatic Goofballs
28-11-2004, 09:13
An important lesson I learned from my roommate: Never piss me off. :)
Druthulhu
28-11-2004, 20:53
Nobody liked my story? :( That WAS from my roommate.