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It can be said that you can not make any assumptions about humanity.

Whatever you think is always true someone will prove you wrong.

BUT I think everyone likes Maltesers.
I've yet to find anyone who doesn't eat them, except people who don't eat chocolate..

So I'd like your opinion, is anyone here the exception that proves the rule?

never had one lol so have no idea

mmmmmm.... Maltesers!
Damn being in Israel, they don't have maltesers here. Send me some will you?:)

..."Malteasers"?

Hmmm, never even heard of them...

[Edit:] Heh, I'm so unfamiliar with them, that I even misspelled the name! (eve after it was typed a handful of times above this post...lol)

[Edit 2:] I figured they were some sort of malted candy from the name, but from my search results, it appears that they're the equivalent of our "Milk Duds" candy... In which case, I have to say that I can eat them, but I'm not a fan...

It's impossible to crush a Malteser between your finger and thumb (no knuckles, that's cheating!)

It's impossible to crush a Malteser between your finger and thumb (no knuckles, that's cheating!)
I did it once....

I did it once....

Liar.

Liar.
:rolleyes:

I guess I'm your oddity.
I'm not a big fan of Maltesers. Too sweet for me. The Dark Choc ones are ok. But I give them a miss unless they're the only chocs to be had.

And I'm a definite Chocoholic. Believe me. I once spent 10 minutes sitting with a 1kg of handmade Belgian-style pralines (couriered to me from the Chocolatier himself) on my lap inhaling the scents. And I could literally feel the endorphins starting to flow thru me.
True addiction.

I love Maltesers but it really bugs me when I buy a packet of Revels and half the packet is Maltesers

Ballteasers?

It's impossible to crush a Malteser between your finger and thumb (no knuckles, that's cheating!)

There's a trick to it. You have to channel your chi to a small point no bigger than a pen's tip at your fingers.

Or you have to have strong fingers. Like I do. :p Melt the chocolate abit to help.

There's a trick to it. You have to channel your chi to a small point no bigger than a pen's tip at your fingers.

Or you have to have strong fingers. Like I do. :p Melt the chocolate abit to help.

As I said, it can't be done without cheating.

It can be said that you can not make any assumptions about humanity.

Whatever you think is always true someone will prove you wrong.

BUT I think everyone likes Maltesers.
I've yet to find anyone who doesn't eat them, except people who don't eat chocolate..

So I'd like your opinion, is anyone here the exception that proves the rule?

So... you're saying that people who don't eat chocolate are not human?

So... you're saying that people who don't eat chocolate are not human?

Those that don't eat chocolate ain't human. It's a known fact. Chocolate rocks!

I like Forrero Rochel. :D

So... you're saying that people who don't eat chocolate are not human?

No.

But on second thoughts that could be the explanation for their strangeness..

I bought some Maltesers on the way home last night, inspired by this thread. And they say internet forums can't change your life!