NationStates Jolt Archive

Anybody fancy a game of anti-scrabble. Tis basically a game where you create a word of 7 letters or less that completely does not exist and you have to create a definition for it.

Points are given for originality, realism and, of course, comic effect.

E.g.

Vajqued: The product of an incestuous relationship between two vegetables.

Reminds me of a sketch on the, erm, Sketch Show.

Tim Vine: So, did you see that girl again last night?

Lee Mack: Yeah, but I don't know. She a bit... qijiwyg.

Tim: Qijiwyg?

Lee: Yeah, you know, when a girl is really nice and everything, but so good looking that you know she's well out of your league. Like, if you went out with Claudia Schiffer, she might be a really nice person and everything, but qijiwyg.

Tim: Oh, right.

Lee Leans over Scrabble board.

Lee: So, who's turn is it?

Tim: Yours.

Lee: Right. Qijiwyg. Triple letter score and fifty points for using all my letters.


Then later...


Lee: I'm thirsty. Fancy a saxisquif?

Hmm, I think your thread title puts people off. Still only 6 views (before I just looked at it again).

Pharumbuphas: The art of ignoring the deep worring feeling you get after going to the toilet, where you begin to think that there is still some poo left in your pipes.

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There is a book kinda like this by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd called "The Meaning of Liff" where they attach meanings to town names around the world; Examples:

Kent (adj.) Politely determined not to help despite a violent urge to the contrary. Kent expressions are seen on the faces of people who are good at something watching someone else who can't do it at all.

Vancouver (n.) The technical name for one of those huge trucks with whirling brushes on the bottom used to clean streets.

Glasgow (n.) The feeling of infinte sadness engendered when walking through a place filled with happy people fifteen years younger than yourself.

Luton, n. a black hole.

Hmm, I think your thread title puts people off. Still only 6 views (before I just looked at it again).

Shame innit?

Pie-o-rama. Like a diorama...but with pie.

Luton, n. a black hole.

[from that book I mentioned] Luton (n.) The horseshoe-shaped rug which goes round a lavatory seat.

Falkirk (adj.) Descriptive of any pie/savoury pastry that normally tastes crap yet you still buy regularly because ocassionally you get a good one.

Luton, n. a black hole.

Leave Luton alone! I went there once, there was no hole and the hole that wasn't there certainly wasn't black.

zimmerton: product of pI to the pI

Himfler: A person who doesn't put anything into the collection basket at church.

Bradsmom, n. - A prostitute.