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Why I want to be Klonor.

Monkeypimp
23-11-2004, 11:14
-He's Jewish
-He's a virgin
-not only that, he's going to DIE a virgin (is that instant heaven?)
-Everyone takes off his threads, how cool is that?

Most importantly,

-Brittanic States thinks I do. That = teh win.



So why do you want to be Klonor?



(sorry Klonor)
Klonor
23-11-2004, 11:15
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Soviet Democracy
23-11-2004, 11:15
-He's Jewish
-He's a virgin
-not only that, he's going to DIE a virgin (is that instant heaven?)
-Everyone takes off his threads, how cool is that?

Most importantly,

-Brittanic States thinks I do. That = teh win.



So why do you want to be Klonor?



(sorry Klonor)

The virgin thing is not a bad pick-up line though. Has anyone offered him sex yet? If BV was here, she would be offering it up the *****. And if CP were here too...oh man...he would be havin' fun on NS.
Monkeypimp
23-11-2004, 11:16
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:D

I probably shouldn't give into peer pressure. Especially when its only one person and they're not really pressuring me...
Klonor
23-11-2004, 11:17
I swear to God, I'm coming after you with a hatchet!
Brittanic States
23-11-2004, 11:18
I guess I always wanted to be Klonor because of my desire to be mistaken for a Japanese bloke
Soviet Democracy
23-11-2004, 11:20
Klonor, take it as a compliment that people love you enough to put your name in the name of a thread!
Klonor
23-11-2004, 11:26
Hey, I've got more than enough hatchet to go around!

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Monkeypimp
23-11-2004, 11:26
I wish I was good at Halo like Klonor :(
Brittanic States
23-11-2004, 11:27
We should make a region of Klonor worshippers
we could call it the Klonor Krazy Kabal.
Come to think of it I prefer being in adelaide to being in the KKK.
Monkeypimp
23-11-2004, 11:31
We should make a region of Klonor worshippers
we could call it the Klonor Krazy Kabal.
Come to think of it I prefer being in adelaide to being in the KKK.


Klonor is already in a region called 'The Klonor empire :shock:'

The Klonor Empire

World Factbook Entry: The Empire has fallen, but like the Phoenix of Old it has risen from the ashes more glorious than ever!

UN Delegate: None.

Founder: The Associated Systems of Klonor

The Klonor Empire contains 14 nations. [List all nations]

Like what you see? Move Monkeypimp to The Klonor Empire today!
Monkeypimp
30-11-2004, 13:47
Hi Klonor.
Brittanic States
30-11-2004, 13:54
*hi fives Klonor-san*
Comdidia
30-11-2004, 13:59
Oh my god Klonor's gone insane!!! Wheres my rifle!

:sniper:
Refused Party Program
30-11-2004, 14:27
I love Klonor becuase he's from Japan. No other reason.
Los Banditos
30-11-2004, 23:52
I love Klonor becuase he's from Japan. No other reason.

You mean "she's from Japan."
Comdidia
01-12-2004, 02:51
You mean "she's from Japan."

Your just trying to get him mad at you aren't you?
Klonor
01-12-2004, 18:17
Oh, don't worry, by now I've pretty much placed all of General on my List. Special actions are no longer necessary ;)
La Terra di Liberta
01-12-2004, 18:27
He/she kind of sounds like me.
Comdidia
01-12-2004, 23:41
Oh, don't worry, by now I've pretty much placed all of General on my List. Special actions are no longer necessary ;)

Now i hope i'm not on the list i haven't really done too many things... *shifty eyes*
Klonor
02-12-2004, 00:31
Oh, that's it! The eyes made the list!
Los Banditos
02-12-2004, 00:37
I wish I was liked well enough to be made fun of...
Plaarna
02-12-2004, 00:42
She's not a nice, Japanese virgin anymore. Sorry Klonor, the truth is out!

(Posting as The Mindset)
Comdidia
02-12-2004, 00:53
Oh no not me...Now i have no choice must kill Klonor!!!!
Klonor
02-12-2004, 01:21
Blame the eyes.
Comdidia
02-12-2004, 02:37
Blame the eyes.
Why can't i blame the creator of my favorite spam topic the ga?
Klonor
02-12-2004, 02:43
Because I said so!
Harlesburg
02-12-2004, 10:08
Your lucky Klonor i was goona post something but the reply wasnt working
and i forgot :p
Teh Cameron Clan
02-12-2004, 21:22
*kills kloner*
Klonor
02-12-2004, 22:33
You know, you spelt my name right the last time you killed me. Why not this time?
Second Russia
18-04-2005, 04:16
I love Klonor because he's so friggin HOT it's amazing. Or mebbe she. Whatever.
Klonor
18-04-2005, 04:19
Uh...........thanks?
Fass
18-04-2005, 04:22
This is no longer grave digging. This is a bloody archaeological excavation.
Dontgonearthere
18-04-2005, 04:23
*stands outside Klonors home waving a sign that says "CLONR IS T3H (_)b3R!!!!!11!!onemillion!!1!" and shouting various slogans along the same lines*
Monkeypimp
18-04-2005, 04:23
The link will leave my sig eventually.


Actually now's good.
Klonor
18-04-2005, 04:24
Hey, that's a good link! What'd it ever do to you to warrant such hostility?
The Druidic Clans
18-04-2005, 04:25
Uh...........thanks?

Don't worry, these people worry me too.....Hope you don't mind if I use the chair...http://img179.echo.cx/img179/1355/chair3hi.gif
Monkeypimp
18-04-2005, 04:28
Hey, that's a good link! What'd it ever do to you to warrant such hostility?

bah, fine.
Klonor
18-04-2005, 04:32
I'm popular? Kickass!
Branin
18-04-2005, 09:34
*is not on the list*

*hides earaser*
Klonor
18-04-2005, 14:50
What list?
Monkeypimp
18-04-2005, 14:56
What list?

Your hacheting list I assume. You mentioned it a few times earlier in the thread. Of course, 'earlier in the thread' was several months ago...
FairyTInkArisen
18-04-2005, 15:01
Oh, don't worry, by now I've pretty much placed all of General on my List. Special actions are no longer necessary ;)
http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif including me?
Neo-Anarchists
18-04-2005, 15:10
*wonders what one would have to do to get on Klonor's List*
I think I might enjoy beiong murdered by Klonor.