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It's new! It's fresh! The all powerful Myrth action figure! With Karate Thread Locking action!

Speaks a variety of thrases:
"I'm gonna drop a mod bomb on you!"
"No Flaming!"
"Stop posting Die a Virgin threads you fools!"
"This thread is locked for flamebaiting."

Secret hidden Modbomb missile launcher! Comes with Myrth's Super keyboard! Buy now and get the rest of the Mod squad range at 1/2 Price! Such as Most Glorious hack, with nation DEATING action! and Menelmacar, with wiggleing elven ear action!

All yours for a mere $999.99 Plus $99.99 postal delivery!

Buy today! These are not avaliable in the shops!

Realistic bulging eyes from looking at computer screens too long!!!

Realistic bulging eyes from looking at computer screens too long!!!

I almost forgot! You get a little set of baby asperin to get rid of that headache your figure gets from looking at the screen to long!

If you wanted to guarantee this thread was unlockable you shoulda called it "Myrth has a gigantic cock" but props on the action figure idea anyways.

I am an old-timer. I do not like the new mods that are hated, I like the classic one. Do you have a Neutered Sputniks' doll around? He was the original mod that NSers loved to hate.

I think he'll feel honored to have his own action figure.

If you wanted to guarantee this thread was unlockable you shoulda called it "Myrth has a gigantic cock" but props on the action figure idea anyways.

With real working penis!!! IT'S HUGE!!!

I am an old-timer. I do not like the new mods that are hated, I like the classic one. Do you have a Neutered Sputniks' doll around? He was the original mod that NSers loved to hate.

*Rumages around cupbaord...*

Ah ha! here we go. This is a cheap one-Just $20.99

want it?

(All major credit cars accepted)

With real working penis!!! IT'S HUGE!!!

Please stop, I am trying to not type "real huge penis" into an Ebay search and you are not helping.

With real working penis!!! IT'S HUGE!!!
Well the gag woulda been posting a picture of a rooster in the thread- but yeah your idea is funny as well.

*Rumages around cupbaord...*

Ah ha! here we go. This is a cheap one-Just $20.99

want it?

(All major credit cars accepted)

It has a broken arm...

It has a broken arm...

Uh... yeah... this is the last incarnation of Sputniks-Soccer injury Sputnik! With broken arm action!

But i'll tell you what... $9.99. Take it or leave it. And deliveries free on this one.

Well the gag woulda been posting a picture of a rooster in the thread- but yeah your idea is funny as well.

Oh.

Well, at least it would make it stand out above Neutered Sputniks.

Sales have soared! I've sold a whole 2 figures-and they were both returned! Apparently they tried to forum ban the customers for swearing at their loved ones!

Uh... yeah... this is the last incarnation of Sputniks-Soccer injury Sputnik! With broken arm action!

But i'll tell you what... $9.99. Take it or leave it. And deliveries free on this one.

I will take it!

and the huge cock thread got locked- see it was your mistake in substituting your own name for Myrths.

and the huge cock thread got locked- see it was your mistake in substituting your own name for Myrths.

what a shame... I was a little worried that i'd get deleted for a moment... I thought I'd gone too far...

So if Sputniks and Myrth had a fight, who would win?

So if Sputniks and Myrth had a fight, who would win?

Sputniks looks rather mean in that cowboy hat picture...

Dunno... against a Game mod Myrth the forum mod would be crushed.

Dunno... against a Game mod Myrth the forum mod would be crushed.

Where is my action figure that I ordered!

So if Sputniks and Myrth had a fight, who would win?
Wether you loved or hated neutie he would still have crushed Myrths skull.

Come on people, post! My future children need bread!

Come on people, post! My future children need bread!

Still waiting for the figure!

Still waiting for the figure!

Here you go.

*Hands over doll to SD*

Here you go.

*Hands over doll to SD*

Sweet!

*puts arm he stole from it back on*

Cheaper doll! Go me!

meh. I was trying to get rid of it anyway. Now back to telemarketing! I've sold 100,000 to a japanese collector!

meh. I was trying to get rid of it anyway. Now back to telemarketing! I've sold 100,000 to a japanese collector!

Was it Klonor?

No. It was a mysterious phone purchaser who was using a voice changer.

It's new! It's fresh! The all powerful Myrth action figure! With Karate Thread Locking action!

Speaks a variety of thrases:
"I'm gonna drop a mod bomb on you!"
"No Flaming!"
"Stop posting Die a Virgin threads you fools!"
"This thread is locked for flamebaiting."

Secret hidden Modbomb missile launcher! Comes with Myrth's Super keyboard! Buy now and get the rest of the Mod squad range at 1/2 Price! Such as Most Glorious hack, with nation DEATING action! and Menelmacar, with wiggleing elven ear action!

All yours for a mere $999.99 Plus $99.99 postal delivery!

Buy today! These are not avaliable in the shops!

This meant to be funny?

This meant to be funny?


You missed one hell of a night, Sean O. Don't feel bad, I did too. But apparently it was a mod heavy night with many threads being shut down. Just a bit of post post steam being blown off. :D

You're new here. It takes a while to get used to NS humor.

You're new here. It takes a while to get used to NS humor.

Idiot humour.

Idiot humour.

DUDE! What up wit dat?

Idiot humour.

I think we have another Myrth in the making here! :rolleyes:

DUDE! What up wit dat?

Sorry. Don't listen to hip-hop.

I think we have another Myrth in the making here! :rolleyes:

What?

I think we have another Myrth in the making here! :rolleyes:


I may be new here too, but I get it. Some peoples children! Oh, I better watch out or I might get banned. Sorry, sorry. My bad.

Sorry. Don't listen to hip-hop.

Me neither. Hip Hop sucks.

What?

So new... so unfamiliar with the ways of NS... I was like that too. You'll learn.

Sorry. Don't listen to hip-hop.



What?


Oh, you know, humourless ... insulting ... avidly reading posts that are obviously of no interest to you ... welcome, bro. You'll go far on this man's forum! :p

Oh, you know, humourless ... insulting ... avidly reading posts that are obviously of no interest to you ... welcome, bro. You'll go far on this man's forum! :p

Since when have you owned it?

Since when have you owned it?

Is that uncomfortable?

Since when have you owned it?
They don't-Max does. Instead of hanging round here, you might want to go take a look at some role play.

They don't-Max does. Instead of hanging round here, you might want to go take a look at some role play.

I think I'll stay.

I think I'll stay.

suit yourself mate. Beware the lunatics-stay away from them. They bite.

suit yourself mate. Beware the lunatics-stay away from them. They bite.

How can they? It's a computer game!

How can they? It's a computer game!

Wow. You are perhaps the suckiest person ever.

Since when have you owned it?


Not a man! :p

Wow. You are perhaps the suckiest person ever.

Suckiest? Watch your back... lots of lonely men are now after you. :eek:

Suckiest? Watch your back... lots of lonely men are now after you. :eek:

I don't have to watch my back. He does. He's the suckiest one.

Watch out! I think this kind of stuff is what got y'all in trouble last night.

Ah, hell. Go for it!

Watch out! I think this kind of stuff is what got y'all in trouble last night.

Ah, hell. Go for it!

Trouble is fun.

ahh, the mod action figures, I'll take one of each, just ship and bill to Bill Gates, in Redmond Washington.

It's new! It's fresh! The all powerful Myrth action figure! With Karate Thread Locking action!

Speaks a variety of thrases:
"I'm gonna drop a mod bomb on you!"
"No Flaming!"
"Stop posting Die a Virgin threads you fools!"
"This thread is locked for flamebaiting."

Secret hidden Modbomb missile launcher! Comes with Myrth's Super keyboard! Buy now and get the rest of the Mod squad range at 1/2 Price! Such as Most Glorious hack, with nation DEATING action! and Menelmacar, with wiggleing elven ear action!

All yours for a mere $999.99 Plus $99.99 postal delivery!

Buy today! These are not avaliable in the shops!
We told them several times, "Myrth is a Forum Moderator; Forum Moderators don't have modbombs, they have forumbans."

I can't believe the manufacturer still got this wrong.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

How can they? It's a computer game!

That's exactly the point, they're so psychotically lunatic and such that the _can_ bite!!! Watch out man!

How can they? It's a computer game!

They do it by power of mind alone...
:rolleyes:

Wow. You are perhaps the suckiest person ever.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

I think he was pretty obvious in his sentiments.

Since you are a little slow, I think he means that you suck more than anybody else who has ever lived.

Do you also have Myrth voodoo dolls for sale ;)?

I think he was pretty obvious in his sentiments.

Since you are a little slow, I think he means that you suck more than anybody else who has ever lived.

Suck what?

Suck what?

When someone says you suck, he/she generally means penis.

Do you suck penis?

When someone says you suck, he/she generally means penis.

Do you suck penis?
Now now be fair, the bulk of the general regulars contempt for this person has nothing to do with what he sucks , sure we all think its a dick but it could be something else.

Less yappin', more buyin'!

When someone says you suck, he/she generally means penis.

Do you suck penis?

Who's?

Who's?
If you dont even know who you are sucking you must be drinking too much

If you dont even know who you are sucking you must be drinking too much

Reminds me of a joke:

A guy walks into a bar and says "Gimme what ever beer you've got except Grolsch." And the barman says "What's wrong with Grolsch?" and the man says "I had too much of it last night and started blowing Bubbles." To which the barman asks "What's so wrong with that?" And the guy says "You don't understand. Bubbles is my dog."

Quit talking 'bout penises or i'll have you banned from me shop! YAAARRR!

Quit talking 'bout penises or i'll have you banned from me shop! YAAARRR!

I thought this was a sex shop?

Quit talking 'bout penises or i'll have you banned from me shop! YAAARRR!
fake ass pirate!

fake ass pirate!

No, your the ass pirate, ya ass bandit! YAARRRR!

fake ass pirate!
Perhaps after a nasty bout of ass cancer he had an ass removal and had to get a fake ass?

Reminds me of a joke:

A guy walks into a bar and says "Gimme what ever beer you've got except Grolsch." And the barman says "What's wrong with Grolsch?" and the man says "I had too much of it last night and started blowing Bubbles." To which the barman asks "What's so wrong with that?" And the guy says "You don't understand. Bubbles is my dog."
Lol You are Ok Dude.

Lol You are Ok Dude.

Indeed. That other stuff was just me playing.

Can I get a discount if I buy in bulk, say around 1,337 orders?

Perhaps after a nasty bout of ass cancer he had an ass removal and had to get a fake ass?
Assticular cancer ...

pfff WAHAHAHAA

Assticular cancer ...

pfff WAHAHAHAA

Very strange man.

By the way guys, just set up 'Ye Jolly Roger' so us old sea dogs can continue our discussion there!

Yaha!