NationStates Jolt Archive

Okay, I know that in our little group of computer geeks and refugees from society I seem like pretty hot stuff, but this is just getting ridiculous. Why is it that every time I make a thread which gets more than five pages I get dozens upon dozens of spin-offs?

I made "Ask a Jew!" (A spinoff in itself) and so many "Ask a...." threads show up that the Mods actually place a ban on them. I bring it back after a few weeks and the Mods do it all over again!

Just now I made my "I'm gonna die a virgin" thread and already I see many many "I'm gonna dye a virgin" or "I'm gonna fry a virgin" or "I'm gonna lie to Putin" (This one I'm really stretching to consider it a spinoff of mine) and other such threads.

In the Role-Play forums my Galactic Alliance has had over a dozen other Alliances formed using my exact same constitution and ground rules.

What is it about me that makes everybody on NS want to be like me?

Okay, I know that in our little group of computer geeks and refugees from society I seem like pretty hot stuff, but this is just getting ridiculous. Why is it that every time I make a thread which gets more than five pages I get dozens upon dozens of spin-offs?

I made "Ask a Jew!" (A spinoff in itself) and so many "Ask a...." threads show up that the Mods actually place a ban on them. I bring it back after a few weeks and the Mods do it all over again!

Just now I made my "I'm gonna die a virgin" thread and already I see many many "I'm gonna dye a virgin" or "I'm gonna fry a virgin" or "I'm gonna lie to Putin" (This one I'm really stretching to consider it a spinoff of mine) and other such threads.

In the Role-Play forums my Galactic Alliance has had over a dozen other Alliances formed using my exact same constitution and ground rules.

What is it about me that makes everybody on NS want to be like me?

You're just so damn HOT!!!

Because you are a god...

*kisses feet*

Because we all think you are japanese
*bows to Klonor-san*

The following possessed neither proper scansion nor an innoculous interpretation, and thus shouldn't never be mentioned again:

I'm Bill Nye, the Virgin Guy!

I'm gonna spray a virgin.

I'm gonna decimate Virginia.

I'm gonna munch a virgin.


If I see any of these on the page, I'm gonna be underwhelmed by your sense of humor's maturity.

What about "I'm gonna ply a virgin"? That could have been interpreted in all sorts of ways.

There was "im gonna ride a virgin" .. But its because we love you Klonor, oh yes we do, we do! yes!

And we think your japanese too!

Enough from me!

Sayonara!

Man, I wish I was you.

Man, I wish I was you.
You should start a thread saying why--
holy shit three adelaide natives are on at the same time! *theme from twilight zone*

Perhaps I should start up the Klonor fan club! I could make Millions in membership fees!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Face it, man. People will love you because you are Japanese.

Discrimination sucks, but you'll get used to it???!??!!?!

What is it about me that makes everybody on NS want to be like me?

Between you and MKULTRA, most people pick you.

What about "I'm gonna ply a virgin"? That could have been interpreted in all sorts of ways.
My mind tells me that you could interpret that harmlessly, although I can't figure out here. Still not quite "mature" so much as "seasoned," but not too horrid.

Go post it and see if you get banned. If you do, then I was wrong and there aren't any decent interpretations.

My mind tells me that you could interpret that harmlessly, although I can't figure out here. Still not quite "mature" so much as "seasoned," but not too horrid.

Go post it and see if you get banned. If you do, then I was wrong and there aren't any decent interpretations.

Oh, okay...

...hey, wait a minute! Do you think I'm stu...no, don't answer that.