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I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

I support you :D

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.
Don't take it too hard, my friend. Somewhere out there is a nice Jewish girl waiting for a hermit just like you to come along so she can take care of him. :D

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wow. theres more nerd in this thread than there was in my high school chess club.

Hey, remember that god wants virgins to enter heaven! remember that no love and sex = no lust.

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

There is hope my brother. I am one of the original D&Ders. Doing the computer geek thing as well.

I have a Sicilian wife and a daughter.

If I can date many women and get a wife. So can you.

Well, I must admit I never learned any TV languages :eek:

:p

Don't be stupid. I'm Jewish as well, have a heavy thing for borg, and have had many good relationships. Jeez :rolleyes:

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.


why don't you change your ways, then?

hey, and not all the people who post here are virgins, thats was mean. Maybe losers, but not virgins.

But man, Jewish? What the fuck does that have to do with it? Its you, not your religion.

Jewish guy I know, gets more poon than snoop dog. People love him. It doesn't matter if your jewish. Unless, you live and a prodominantly white middle class, small american town,(cuz no one gets ahead in those places,I think) in which case you should move to a sprawling slum up here in Canada, AND THEN change your ways.

C'mon, what could it hurt? May as well give it a try, eh?

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

That's what I thought, too. But now, I have first real girlfriend, and the only reason we're not having sex is because I'm against pre-marital sex. But if I come down with a terminal illness, that WILL change. I'm not dying a virgin. Even if I have to rape a chick.

and so what if you like Stargate? it's a kickass show, from what I've seen.

I know every detail about MC Hammer's career, does that make me a nerd? Does it?Oh?oh,really?Oh.....I'm just gonna sit alone for a while......

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

Don't worry about it, keep it going. You won't die a virgin. I bet there are women who match that exact description of yourself.

Awww, don't feel bad. The world's better off without people like you breeding, anyway. Sometimes you've just got to take one for the team.

Actually, out of all the geek fandoms, Stargate has the most women involved in it. Something about Richard Dean Anderson. So there's hope!

Besides which, the Goa'uld kick ass. Now, if you spoke Elvish or something, there could be a problem...

hello al you guys who are in this convo. im a girl (shock horror) and i think its very unlikely you will die virgins (shock horror). its programmed into to have sex. sorry but its the truth. and there will be a girl in your life that will make your heart thump so hard it may burst. this is true. i think you seriously need to think about this stuff. your only young and there is a lot of time left. think about this stuff ok.undefined

oh, I forgot something.


Hey my man, as for not drinking, good for you. Alchohol is a poison, my friend. Now, I'm guessing you live in middle class sub-urbs of america or a colledge campus, right? Well, move to a sprawling arab slum like me! It's great! What's cool is totaly twisted(alchohol is frowned upon,for example) and if you want to settle down, just get in good with the local families of influence, start making nice with the girls father and family and such, and next thing you know she's your wife and your part of the family. I could go on and on, but it's really great here. One thing I do like, very much, is the lack of drug usage, at least around this part. Drug sales, but no usage, long story, but its nice.

I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy. Just come here,its beautifull! And you won't end up spending a shitload of money on alchohol to be cool if you come here. We don't do that. Of course, we don't go to colledge either..........


But man, don start drinking. Remember, the drunker everyone else is, the smarter you are than them.

Alchohol is a waste, of money and of health and youth, and don't believe me, just talk to one a your local homeless alchoholic.

I don't even know you and I shouldn't say this, but I can't resist:

re: I'm going to die a virgin.

NOT IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

hello al you guys who are in this convo. im a girl (shock horror) and i think its very unlikely you will die virgins (shock horror). its programmed into to have sex. sorry but its the truth. and there will be a girl in your life that will make your heart thump so hard it may burst. this is true. i think you seriously need to think about this stuff. your only young and there is a lot of time left. think about this stuff ok.undefined


although I do not understand, I am in total agreement with the young lady.


As for a girl you will actually love, yes, probably, but from my experience those girls never stick around. But, I have no doubt you will not die a virgin, but I just doubt that you will find true love, or any other such cheesy commodity.

Sex,yes.

Love, no.

PS Its a joke. Don't think I'm some creepy stalker guy and go running to your mom or something.

Alexias, there are so many things wrong with what you've said that I can't even formulate a polite responce.

I don't even know you and I shouldn't say this, but I can't resist:

re: I'm going to die a virgin.

NOT IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!



HAHAHAHAHA! Funny.... hehehe....I thought it was funny anyway.

Alexias, there are so many things wrong with what you've said that I can't even formulate a polite responce.



what do you mean? What did I say that was wrong? Do tell. I love to improve myself.

oh, I forgot something.


Hey my man, as for not drinking, good for you. Alchohol is a poison, my friend. Now, I'm guessing you live in middle class sub-urbs of america or a colledge campus, right? Well, move to a sprawling arab slum like me! It's great! What's cool is totaly twisted(alchohol is frowned upon,for example) and if you want to settle down, just get in good with the local families of influence, start making nice with the girls father and family and such, and next thing you know she's your wife and your part of the family. I could go on and on, but it's really great here. One thing I do like, very much, is the lack of drug usage, at least around this part. Drug sales, but no usage, long story, but its nice.

I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy. Just come here,its beautifull! And you won't end up spending a shitload of money on alchohol to be cool if you come here. We don't do that. Of course, we don't go to colledge either..........


But man, don start drinking. Remember, the drunker everyone else is, the smarter you are than them.

Alchohol is a waste, of money and of health and youth, and don't believe me, just talk to one a your local homeless alchoholic.


you see this shit here? Enlightened wisdom,every damn word. Enlightened, rambling ass wisdom.

You guys should pay me for this shit.

Deep breaths everyone. It will all be fine. Life is not hopeless, even for those of us living in Geek-dom. I know a D&D freak who knows more TV languages than I know real ones (4) and he has the most gorgeuos girlfriend I have ever seen. It's not about who you are, it's about what turns other people on. Beautiful couples, ugly couples, insane couples, freak couples, couples you never thought would even give each other the time of day. Opposites attract, as to similarities. The rule of thumb, though, is that you will only find when you stop looking. Someone will bump into you (possibly literally) only when you least expect it.

So don't worry, be happy! Very few people (minus monks or nuns) die virgins unless it is by choice.

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wow. theres more nerd in this thread than there was in my high school chess club.
The school I go to is crawling with all kinds of nerds.

In reply to the title of this thread:

Yes, but for the betterment of mankind.

This is a joke.

<Sg> Frothywats Bumblestew

(Suddenly, 63 B-52's appeared overhead)

The school I go to is crawling with all kinds of nerds.

hey, your from Toronto, you been to Ottawa, righ? Then tell this guy what a wonderfull place our housing projects are! The best Urban sprawls west of Quebec, I think.

I was concerned that this thread was Klonors suicide note, happily it isnt.
Bit surprised to discover Klonor doesnt drink tho, I had assumed there was a chemical explanation for at least a few of his threads;)

I am actually quite proud to say I have never drunk, smoked, sniffed, injected, or otherwise absorbed any mind altering substances (beyond caffeine and other such every day chemicals)

And which threads might those be?

Oh, come on Klonor, you act like arguments are a bad thing! This is why your a virgin!(I wonder how many times I can play that tonight)

No man, I'm just joking, but seriously, sometimes, despite what people say, it's better to hold off for someone you will actually care about. Belive you me, start going into void and meaningless sex, you can end up not being able to take the people you actually truly love when they come around. Your lifestyle is a fragile yet powerfull thing, it would be a shame to ruin it.

I am actually quite proud to say I have never drunk, smoked, sniffed, injected, or otherwise absorbed any mind altering substances (beyond caffeine and other such every day chemicals)

And which threads might those be?
Checking ^^

I am actually quite proud to say I have never drunk, smoked, sniffed, injected, or otherwise absorbed any mind altering substances (beyond caffeine and other such every day chemicals)

And which threads might those be?


good for you, and I truly mean that. I personally, have never used drugs in my life either, seen to many decent people get washed away by theire addictions, never to return. I admit, I have indulged in the bottle before, but I no longer do that, In fact I have stopped altogether


Really man, good for you.

no love and sex = no lust.

No fun, either!

No fun, either!


yes,but where trying to play the positives.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=374144
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=369936
Congratulations on your drug free life dude :)

What? Drug free people can't post pictures of Spam cans? I find that offensive!

And is it my fault people think I'm Japanese?

And is it my fault people think I'm Japanese?
Yes
Yes it is.

Oh........damn.

Well, that's just one more reason I'm going to die a virgin. I can't even act like my own nerdy self!

I can't really say I support you. That's pretty pathetic. Imagine all the people you could have helped instead of wasting your time learning a language that doesn't exist. Do some charity - you'll meet nice, normal people and feel good about yourself.

Yes, yes you are. And you'll probably die happy. LOL!

And heh... I'm addicted to Anarchy Online... does that count?

Oh........damn.

Well, that's just one more reason I'm going to die a virgin. I can't even act like my own nerdy self!
You just need to find a chick thats into jewish guys from japan!(when you find her you may wanna play down the "not actually japanese" angle.

Seriously dude- 18 is not old to be a virgin I was 19 when I lost my virginity (and I thought I was an old virgin at the time) but looking back I wish I had waited until I actually loved someone rather than just wanting to get laid

Oh........damn.

Well, that's just one more reason I'm going to die a virgin. I can't even act like my own nerdy self!


than pretend your someone your not, lie about your past and surpress intelegent thought!

It works for Emeneim, that godamn cracker........who has more money than me..........I hate Enimem..........

I can't really say I support you. That's pretty pathetic. Imagine all the people you could have helped instead of wasting your time learning a language that doesn't exist. Do some charity - you'll meet nice, normal people and feel good about yourself.

So my time spent helping at the local soup kitchen and my volunteer work with the Office of Emergency Management doesn't do anybody any good? Wow

You just need to find a chick thats into jewish guys from japan!(when you find her you may wanna play down the "not actually japanese" angle.



Hmmmm.......I think I could make that work

You just need to find a chick thats into jewish guys from japan!(when you find her you may wanna play down the "not actually japanese" angle.

Seriously dude- 18 is not old to be a virgin I was 19 when I lost my virginity (and I thought I was an old virgin at the time) but looking back I wish I had waited until I actually loved someone rather than just wanting to get laid


straight up, my friend.Thats what I was saying.


But, hey, Klonor, you think your a nerd or whatever, but let me tell you one thing, I just hit a thousand posts a couple while ago, and I was like "Shit, I wasted so much time on this site, I feel so shity, I should go do something productive" but then I saw how many post you had, and now I feel alot better about myself. Thank you.

Does it not give you a warm fuzzy feeling inside?Like you swallowed a kitten?No?

Am I the only girl left in the world who INTENDS to die a virgin?



...Thought so.

So my time spent helping at the local soup kitchen and my volunteer work with the Office of Emergency Management doesn't do anybody any good? Wow


man, I hear you! The judje always says its "community service",but then you end up doing the most stupid things,like helping the less fortunate! It's ridiculous!

But Actually, man, I mean, come on, I think he has the right to spend a bit of his leasure time doing what he wants, don't you? If your so pious, why arn't you helping someone right now?

I think the fact that Klonor does community service, taking time out of his spare time, makes him a much better person. Hell, how many people ACTUALLT do that, eh? How many? Its not alot, I'll say that much.

Am I the only girl left in the world who INTENDS to die a virgin?



...Thought so.


INTENDS?

......yah, probably. Its not a good thing, but Its the sad truth...I guess....

oh, damn! I should have said "Gonna die a virgin,eh? Yah, but you'll get over it." shit, I missed my chance.

Does anyone else hate house arrest?

You want to die a virgin? Wow.....I......I mean.......but......wow

Ditto to Brittanic States.

I had a prime opportunity to pop my cherry out here in Hong Kong...

I bumped into my footie coach whilst out with the lads, and he took me for "just for a drink".
The drink was there, but it was at this seedy nightclub, the sort where old sweaty white guys pick up three/four Asian chicks and think it's because of their own charm.

So, he gives me the drink with one hand, and with his other, he grabs some random Filipino girl, says "Mark, meet - what's your name? Candice? Okay - Candice. Candice, meet Mark. Hear from ya later!" and throws her in my arms. He then promptly walks off, happy in the presumption that he's getting someone laid.

She starts doing her moves (as she's used to), and I'm getting quite turned on, and thinking - no, knowing - that I would get laid that night. It's only when she says, "do you want to buy me a drink?" that I think to myself, this is not how you want it done. You don't want to be robbed by a random Filipino whore (who's probably been working this club for years), getting laid in the process, but waking up with your money gone, blurry recollection of the night before, and possibly an STD too.

SO not the way to go... Wait for it, mate. I think I will now. :rolleyes:

The way i see it some people get thru life as Athelete's some Genius'some on their good lucks and the rest on their wit,charm and sparkling personality.
unfortunatly i lack all these qualities.

I watch Stargate,T.V is my friend my only friend sigh
Hey in good OL NZ 40% of people under 16 have had beach blanket bingo by a raging bonfire.
We also have the Highest STD rate in the developed world
TSk TSk

That's what I thought, too. But now, I have first real girlfriend, and the only reason we're not having sex is because I'm against pre-marital sex. But if I come down with a terminal illness, that WILL change. I'm not dying a virgin. Even if I have to rape a chick.

Sorry but i just cant not laugh at that its sick but so so funny

*Im not talking about the pre=maritial thing but the Rape thing

Ditto to Brittanic States.

I had a prime opportunity to pop my cherry out here in Hong Kong...

I bumped into my footie coach whilst out with the lads, and he took me for "just for a drink".
The drink was there, but it was at this seedy nightclub, the sort where old sweaty white guys pick up three/four Asian chicks and think it's because of their own charm.

So, he gives me the drink with one hand, and with his other, he grabs some random Filipino girl, says "Mark, meet - what's your name? Candice? Okay - Candice. Candice, meet Mark. Hear from ya later!" and throws her in my arms. He then promptly walks off, happy in the presumption that he's getting someone laid.

She starts doing her moves (as she's used to), and I'm getting quite turned on, and thinking - no, knowing - that I would get laid that night. It's only when she says, "do you want to buy me a drink?" that I think to myself, this is not how you want it done. You don't want to be robbed by a random Filipino whore (who's probably been working this club for years), getting laid in the process, but waking up with your money gone, blurry recollection of the night before, and possibly an STD too.

SO not the way to go... Wait for it, mate. I think I will now. :rolleyes:

That is too true shes probably been around since she was 6

Really? New Zeland?no shit, learn something new every day.


But the real question is "why do I always think I can make a difference?"


Anyhow, it was nice chatting with you guys, nice to meet all of you(well,not really meet)

Klonor, I wouldn't worry about it. You seem like a very nice and sensible person, so someone will come your way, I bet you anything. Hell, I know a throng of girls who would come your way had their parents not married them off. It's a shame really, I'm sure tons of families here would be rushing to have you marry one of their daughters. Anyhow, don' worry about it man.

See you guys around, I'm off to sleep.

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.


At the risk of looking crass. Resist the temptation to buy the next two X-box games and get yourself a hooker. ;)

hello al you guys who are in this convo. im a girl (shock horror) and i think its very unlikely you will die virgins (shock horror). its programmed into to have sex. sorry but its the truth. and there will be a girl in your life that will make your heart thump so hard it may burst. this is true. i think you seriously need to think about this stuff. your only young and there is a lot of time left. think about this stuff ok.undefined
Oh but there is im just a pussy

:(

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

Not bad, except you should of waited for HL2 and not Halo 2. Though, you could just of gotten HL2 at your house right when it came out.

Klonor, I recomend you start drinking. Just don't drink too much too often. I never could socialize untill I learned to drink.

dont lose hope. your day will come.
hell if some of the guys ive slept with can get laid then so can you!

it sound like you have some good things going for you. I know for a fact that charity work shows you have compassion, and compassion is a major turn on for girls. the fact that youve spent time learning another langue (wheather it really exisits or not) shows dedication. all good things. thats just how it looks to me from a females P.O.V.

PLus some neardy boys cand be consider sexy.. look at rivers from the band weeze.. he has a huge following.

Also girls are becomeing less and less shy about our nerdy tendenceys.

all in all im sure theres a girl out there for you and if worst comes to worst, even though you dont drink , after about 7 smirrnoff ices.. any man can look like johny depp.

after about 7 smirrnoff ices.. any man can look like johny depp.
which is weird cos I hear after 7 smirnoff ices johny depp looks like bugs bunny

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

Women you meet on the internet would be a good idea... most likely, they at least share the geekdom.

And geeks are not all bad looking. ;)

hmm *makes a mental note to look at a picture of johny depp next time shes drunk*

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wow. theres more nerd in this thread than there was in my high school chess club.

Hey!!! I wanted to join my high school chess club, but apparently I wasn't cool enough :(

So let me see if I've gotten all the suggestions:

1) Go out, get drunk, and find some hooker/barfly
2) Completely leap away from my nerdy ways and actions
3) Do nothing differently, eventually I'll get somebody anyway

Hmmmmmm, I think I'll pick number three.

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

*putting on doctor's overalls*

Teetotal, eh? . . . understands fictitious language, eh? . . . I recommend heavy drinking

My advice? Sex is overrated. Well, it's overrated by those who think its the be all and end all to those who don't. I can't say which camp you're in. A rough guide: if you see any half-decent looking woman on the street and desperately want to make sweet Barry White-esque love to her then just go get laid. It's not that hard, really.

If, on the other hand, you really don't feel like that and just want someone you can share yourself with then wait. It may take a long, loong, looooooong time (or at least that's the way it feels) but most likely it'll happen.

I advise being prepared to break out of set boundaries, though. If there's no-one around you who you cannot be without, whose presence alone can make the whole week, month, whatever worthwhile and who you eagerly count the seconds until you meet again then broaden your horizons. Move in different social circles. Don't be afriad to head off to another city, country even. Fuck, it took me 25 years and 9,000 miles before I met someone right for me. And I met plenty who weren't in the interim.

If, on the other hand, there is someone right now you know whose mere presence makes your life seem worthwhile then go for it. Unless there is some intangible sensation holding you back. Then, in my (admittedly limited) experience, you're best off trusting your instincts. In fact, trust your instincts full stop. They tend to know far better what is right for you than that inelegant lump of grey matter between your ears.

As for your geekhood, don't worry about it. From the posts of yours I've read you seem smart, witty, self-deprecating and prone to obsession over irrelevancies. Much like me, in fact. And believe it or not there are women just like us, for people like us. We just have a harder time finding them

Oh, and on a slightly personal note I now enjoy rabid monkey sex on a highly regular basis. But it's still the parts in between that count, IMHO.

Best advice is to just be yourself. I would hate to date someone who I thought was a lot like me, but come to find out they were just putting on.

Being a geek/nerd isn't a bad thing, at least I don't think so. I've been labeled such many times and it has never bothered me.

You just have to relax, and make sure you allow yourself opportunities to meet people, like going out with friends and going places where you can interact with people who interest you.

And who knows. Opposites attract, so maybe you'll fall in love with someone who you would never expect!

dude hate to break it to u but no one dies a virgin life screws us all

:sniper:

well...lol...where 2 start?

1stly) there's nothing wrong with being who u r if ur happy. (unless ur harming others, & i presume ur not doin that)

2ndly) as 1 person has already mentioned, sex is not all thats made out to be, dont get me worng i think its one of the best natural highs achivable, (+ fun ;) ), however im sure that at some point or another (& u may dispute this, but u'll understand what i mean when u get there) sex is not fulfilling n e more, & u'll eventually realise that its LOVE that ur looking for. The love of i) family ii) Friends iii) Romantic love from the 1 who u love. "The ultimate feeling is to love & be loved back" a quote from sumwhere that i cant rememba.

3dly) refering 2 point 2, u'll find that those who r having 2 much sex r the 1's that have THE MOST difficulty finding Love, & that the quite one's end up finding it with the least difficulty, (although moderation is the key)

4th) THE WHOLE POINT OF SEX & SO FORTH IS TO BE HAPPY, & IF UR ALREADY HAPPY WITH ALL UR GEEKY STUFF THAN UR AHEAD OF ALOT OF PPL ALREADY DUDE! :)

so be who u r & do as u please.

I am actually quite proud to say I have never drunk, smoked, sniffed, injected, or otherwise absorbed any mind altering substances (beyond caffeine and other such every day chemicals)

And which threads might those be?

THC is an everyday substance. ;)

all I can say to this topic is:

WHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.....





pppfff WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA


*dances around singing*
You're gonna die a virgin, you're gonna die a virgin



WHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA

I'm not dying a virgin. Even if I have to rape a chick.



Wow, this was just slightly inappropriate.

From my observations of the female species i'd conclude that they like self-confidence in a man. Which is logically from an evolutionist point of view: when you're confident in yourself, there's probably a good reason for that. A self-confident specimen is most likely a suitable partner.

So my advice is quite simple: go to places where you can feel self-confident. If that's not the case at the disco, then try some place else. How about a political youth organization, or an international student club?

Please report the results of this method, i'd be very interrested :D

except for he fact you dont drink and well other stuff it sounds all good to me

ei... quite a thread you have here... only shows that some people care about you.. or that they can relate to what you have now...

here's some help (i hope):

> try to change stuff about yourself that are NOT nice
> try to be a little bit social
> drink a little :)
> stop watching some damn romantic movies
> don't listen to emo
> try to be more mature but still creative
> think positive
> find someone that you can relate with and value that person then in time you can show that person how much you love her... then you can have sex :)
> i was also once like a fraction of what you are now, but then i met someone :) just be open-minded

don't listen to emo is general advice... it sucks

Thanks for this, it's boosted my ego.. in comparison

What are you even worrying about man? Sex will make little difference in your life after you do it. There's no change or sudden answer after doing it. Sure it feels good, but so do lots of things. And if you're refering to sex in a more loving sense, the same applies. Maybe you want it so bad just cause you've never had it before? But again, it's overrated.

And concerning the Jewish thing, you have a fierce and intelligent people, I doubt that women look down on that. Additionally, if you're that unhappy, you can change. Everytime you meet someone is a chance to be whoever you want.

last quoted poster was Goed Twee
quoted posters:Unfree People, Stripe-lovers,Goed Twee


Oooh, I've been quoted already. What was it may I ask? I want to know whether to feel honoured or offended.

all woman love jews.

Uh-huh. Right. Of course they do. Love is obviously the reason for the millenia of persecution and harassment. ;)

Your only chance is to summon the Legendary Jewish Dinosaur, the Jewceritops, then impress girls with it by running over and gutting people.

Hey, do you have a better Idea? The Caoda-Raptor (The Caodaism Legandary Dinosaur-Dont ask, Religion Dinosaurs are a running joke with my friends) Worked well for me.

Onward, for great victory!

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.Dont worry about it...

at College...you will lose your Virginity...one way or another :D

College isn't that long away. I seriously recomend you don't learn anymore fictional languages though. Go get drunk or something.

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.


On the upside you dont have to worry about accidentally getting a girl pregnant. Or getting alcohol poisoning. Or getting hit by a car.

all woman love jews.


Wealthy ones I suppose.

Are you wealthy? If not... err... well... stop learning fictional languages :p

isnt goa'uld just ancient egyptian...? or very similar. if so, good for you. now go learn ancient - slang latin

Don't worry Klonor, I know one or two kids just like you . . . and they have g/f who are pretty nice

Ditto to Brittanic States.

I had a prime opportunity to pop my cherry out here in Hong Kong...

I bumped into my footie coach whilst out with the lads, and he took me for "just for a drink".
The drink was there, but it was at this seedy nightclub, the sort where old sweaty white guys pick up three/four Asian chicks and think it's because of their own charm.

So, he gives me the drink with one hand, and with his other, he grabs some random Filipino girl, says "Mark, meet - what's your name? Candice? Okay - Candice. Candice, meet Mark. Hear from ya later!" and throws her in my arms. He then promptly walks off, happy in the presumption that he's getting someone laid.

She starts doing her moves (as she's used to), and I'm getting quite turned on, and thinking - no, knowing - that I would get laid that night. It's only when she says, "do you want to buy me a drink?" that I think to myself, this is not how you want it done. You don't want to be robbed by a random Filipino whore (who's probably been working this club for years), getting laid in the process, but waking up with your money gone, blurry recollection of the night before, and possibly an STD too.

SO not the way to go... Wait for it, mate. I think I will now. :rolleyes:
wow your coach is a major asshole
random sex is unwise
sex with filipina whores in hongkong is a great way to get AIDS.

you made a really good decision.

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

I'm not sure how old you are but you seam pretty yong by thoes ideas
you won't die a virgin it maybe a bit later than many or you may just lose it quick to some chick who has more miles on her than most airlines ;)
keep in mind girls are people too there are just as many horny chicks out there as there are guys all that crap about girls being perfict virgin angles
and guys only being able to think with there "junk" is just that crap
we guys do think with our junk though :D
when you get to that wonderfull age of going out all night to above 21 clubs and not worrying about your folks being pissed at you you shal be a slut too :D

i'm now going on 25 my home is one big computer desk and i'm about as close to a virgin as ron jeremy :rolleyes:

College isn't that long away. I seriously recomend you don't learn anymore fictional languages though. Go get drunk or something.

This virgin dude isn't in college yet? Sheesh! You shouldn't start worrying about being a virgin until you are 18 or 19. You shouldn't start to get suicidally depressed about it until you are about 25. If you are still a virgin by 30 however, you may have to grab a ski mask and rape some homeless woman in the park.

This virgin dude isn't in college yet? Sheesh! You shouldn't start worrying about being a virgin until you are 18 or 19. You shouldn't start to get suicidally depressed about it until you are about 25. If you are still a virgin by 30 however, you may have to grab a ski mask and rape some homeless woman in the park.

If a man must take a woman by force he is not truly a man.

And concerning the Jewish thing, you have a fierce and intelligent people, I doubt that women look down on that. Additionally, if you're that unhappy, you can change. Everytime you meet someone is a chance to be whoever you want.
I think hes implying convert to Christiananity
Uh-huh. Right. Of course they do. Love is obviously the reason for the millenia of persecution and harassment. ;)
Exactly now youve got it girls love Jews Guys get jealous
Youve found the answer to the problems have a cookie
;)

You need a trip. An Acid trip!!

You need a trip. An Acid trip!!
Please he'd be to emacipated to do anything and like he said no Booze so why magic crap?

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.



You sound just like me, except I don't have an X-Box or a Gamcube or any other system. So I'm a hermit with nothing to do. Being a virgin isn't soooo bad, is it?

I post here, and i aint a virgin, and trust me, ur not gonna die a virgin, i actually have quite a soft spot for nerds, so no worries sugarpuss

I have a cat. Anyway, don't stress, so you like Stargate and Halo2 (Boo XBOX, PS2 4eva!!!) doesnt mean you will die a virgin, man. Just be urself and I'm sure you'll find the girl of ur dreams. If u dont, then you can always get a hooker... :)

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

no you're not just take my quiz and you'll have a fresh outlook on life! http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1101346057qmy

Klonor, it sucks to be you.

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.
Don't worry man, at one of the star trek conventions you'll prolly get laid and that alcohol thing can be easily remedied. Just start out light with like a smirnoff twist of some sort.

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

nah dude, youll get laid, dont worry - just have faith in yourself! The first thing you gotta do is not think about getting some, it will happen almost on its own.

Goodluck little soldier.

I'm surprised how many people are supportive of you, Klonor. Most of the people I would hang around with would say "Suck it up b*tch and do something about it". Hence why the subject of sex never crosses anyones lips.

I think hes implying convert to Christiananity

Exactly now youve got it girls love Jews Guys get jealous
Youve found the answer to the problems have a cookie
;)

Yay! A cookie!

Anyway, who says I'm not in college yet? I happen to already be 18 and going to Penn State University.

Think about it, would I be this worked up if I hadn't even graduated High School yet?

ive noticied an increase in soppy stories
Im thinking it has something to do with Christmas but that shouldnt affect you :D

I waited six hours in line for Halo2, I own an X-Box a Gamecube and every other system dating back to Atari, I can speak fluent Goa'uld from the Stargate Universe, I don't go out to parties and have never had one single alcoholic drink other than at religious services, I post here, and I'm Jewish for God sake. Dear God, I'm going to die a virgin.

take it from a ch1x0r that there are tons of chicks on this forum and yeah a bunch of chicks are materialistic morons who only care about getting their nails done every weekend. :rolleyes:

but don't concentrate on materialistic moronic chicks! Basically, there are enough nerdy chicks for everyone, but if you say "oh shiza i'm gonna die a virgin now because i'm a nerd" they'll just pity you. HAVE FAITH IN YOUR HAWT NERD SELF