Choose Your Own Adventure
New Foxxinnia
23-11-2004, 02:29
You wake up in the calming yellow glow of early dawn. You sit up and rub your eyes as you yawn. You remember that you have a huge history final today and the test begins at 7:15. It is currently 7:00. And your car is broken and the university is three miles away. But you remember your stoner neighbour has a car but he might not be up yet or high. What do you do?
A: Run to University as soon as possible.
B: Screw it and eat breakfast and shower.
C: Check calender
D: Go to neighbour's apartment and ask for ride.
Goed Twee
23-11-2004, 02:32
C, because I'm an idiot like that :p
A. it ant that far (can i take my bike insted of runing?)
Tomzilla
23-11-2004, 02:47
A. If I make it in time, I would ace the test anyway. Looking at a major history buff here.
Keruvalia
23-11-2004, 02:50
E. Go back to bed and call the professor later in the afternoon and explain that I am very sick and need to schedule a make-up exam. Then I go to the pub and get blind stinkin' drunk with my friends and try to get the waitress to go home with me.
C, knowing that today may be a sunday and I might just be moron who forgot what day it was.
C...
A. If I make it in time, I would ace the test anyway. Looking at a major history buff here.
Wise guy aye?
…
Who was the Australian Prime Minister before John Howard, 1991-1996? (Extra 1000 points if you can tell me which one was a New Zealand Prime Minister) Tick-tok, tick-tok…
A) Dick Head
B) Paul Keating
C) James Bolger
D) Robert Hawke
Which Australian Prime Minister swam out to sea and never came back again (LBJ went to his funeral as President of the United States)?
A) Harold Holt
B) Sidney Holland
C) John Fraser
D) Some drunk
C...
Wise guy aye?
…
Who was the Australian Prime Minister before John Howard, 1991-1996? (Extra 1000 points if you can tell me which one was a New Zealand Prime Minister) Tick-tok, tick-tok…
A) Dick Head
B) Paul Keating
C) James Bolger
D) Robert Hawke
Which Australian Prime Minister swam out to sea and never came back again?
A) Harold Holt
B) Sidney Holland
C) John Fraser
D) Some drunk
Erk.
I'll go with D.
Il Potito Romano
23-11-2004, 03:02
Fast D and and haul ass with A if he says no.
Crossman
23-11-2004, 03:03
A. If I make it in time, I would ace the test anyway. Looking at a major history buff here.
Same here, well at least in my case, I'm a major history buff who is also a history major.
However I would try D. Car's are faster, and if he is high, it'll be easier to take the car. (Been there, done that.)
Tomzilla
23-11-2004, 03:05
C...
Wise guy aye?
…
Who was the Australian Prime Minister before John Howard, 1991-1996? (Extra 1000 points if you can tell me which one was a New Zealand Prime Minister) Tick-tok, tick-tok…
A) Dick Head
B) Paul Keating
C) James Bolger
D) Robert Hawke
Which Australian Prime Minister swam out to sea and never came back again (LBJ went to his funeral as President of the United States)?
A) Harold Holt
B) Sidney Holland
C) John Fraser
D) Some drunk
1.) B (The NZ PM is James Bolger
2.) A
Erastide
23-11-2004, 03:07
A. Because 3 miles in 15 minutes should definitely be doable.
Crossman
23-11-2004, 03:09
A. Because 3 miles in 15 minutes should definitely be doable.
As long as you had a good night's sleep.
1.) B
2.) A
Very good, but I bet you looked at least one up :p. Do you know which one was a New Zealand PM?
Bregan D-aerthe
23-11-2004, 03:12
F. Steal that crazy stoner's car and make haste to the university. i'll have a good 3 1/2 hours before he wakes up and wants breakfast anyway.
Tomzilla
23-11-2004, 03:12
Very good, but I bet you looked at least one up :p. Do you know which one was a New Zealand PM?
James Bolger. Now I have a question for you, JRV. Did the Japanese ever make an atomic bomb test and if they did, where and on which day was it done?
James Bolger
Spot on, 1990-1997. Sidney Holland was also PM from 1949-1957.
Now I have a question for you, JRV. Did the Japanese ever make an atomic bomb test and if they did, where and on which day was it done?
Hmmm... as far as I'm aware they never actually tested an atomic bomb.
New Foxxinnia
23-11-2004, 03:36
I have a tie between A and C.
New Foxxinnia
23-11-2004, 03:41
Someone break the freaken' tie!
Subterfuges
23-11-2004, 03:44
Check the calendar, it only takes 1 seconds and then do something from there.
Trotterstan
23-11-2004, 03:45
Someone break the freaken' tie!
I go for C. I showed up one week early for an exam earlier this month. I knew it was a Friday, i just picked the wrong one.
New York Jet Fanatics
23-11-2004, 03:47
i pick A.
Kleptonis
23-11-2004, 03:48
C first, then borrow the stoner's car if I need to.
The Protective Army
23-11-2004, 03:56
C.
New Foxxinnia
23-11-2004, 03:58
As of 7:45 C wins by two.
You check your desk calender. It is not in fact the day of the test which is on Monday but it is in fact Sunday. You crawl back into bed and try to fall back to sleep. Tens of minutes later you are waken by the sound of multiple chopers flying over head. You peek out the window to see what is going on. Down the road you see a commotion. What do you do?
A: Walk down to commotion.
B: Get out binoculars and stand on porch.
C: Ignore it.
D: Ask stoner neighbour to drive you to commotion.
A. Because 3 miles in 15 minutes should definitely be doable.
I hope this is sarcasm, most U.S. marines can't run 3 miles in 15 mintues.
Tomzilla
23-11-2004, 04:06
Hmmm... as far as I'm aware they never actually tested an atomic bomb.
Wrong. August 10, 1945. Haigun Pennisula in modern-day North Korea.
As for the question, B. stand on the porch on watch through binoculars.