Eutrusca
23-11-2004, 01:44
The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group call the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF) .
The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week
The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week