NationStates Jolt Archive

What does the world need more of?
Midget armies wielding chainsaws and miniguns, of course!
However, until the government gives into my demands for special eugenics and training programs, that wish may be beyond most of us, and so we will settle for the next best thing:
Four Year Old armies wielding rubber mallets and pop guns!
Regretfully, that probably breaks several laws, especially when you try to overthrow the government leading such an army.
So, without the two ultimate pinnacles of, um, stuff that humanity (and midganity, who possess alien DNA that allows them to star in 80's tv shows) can produce, we are forced to go pretty far down the line to find something that is both legally and morally acceptable. However, morals are for twits who can read Jack T. Chick tracts without cracking a smile, so we will travel down the list to no. 1,257:
Frivolous polls that take an assload of time to actually get to the question.

So, anyway, now that I have wasted all your time:
Which Godzilla was better?

The classic featuring Raymond Burr of course...

There ain't no such thing as a Godzilla that's not the best. With so many Godzilla personalities to choose from, I just pop in the video that matches my mood. I guess I have a slight sentimental attachment to the original that might make it the best.

The purest form of entertainment is and shall always be a couple of angry Japanese guys in rubber monster suits beating the crap out of each-other while stomping on model train sets and little fake buildings.

The original one.

What dumbass picked the Tristar one?

Come on people, think about what the real issue is!
It isn't America vs. England, its Godzilla vs. Rodan!

The purest form of entertainment is and shall always be a couple of angry Japanese guys in rubber monster suits beating the crap out of each-other while stomping on model train sets and little fake buildings.

I could not say it better.

mechagodzilla had missiles for fingers. you can't beat a giant robot with missile fingers.

From the films all know, that the greatest threat to Japan at the time were giant pterodactyls. So i vote for the black and white godzilla that beat the snot out of pterodactyls.

mechagodzilla had missiles for fingers. you can't beat a giant robot with missile fingers.
And feet. So few would-be alien overlords think of equipping their engines of terror with foot-mounted weapons. But my vote still goes to the original.

And feet. So few would-be alien overlords think of equipping their engines of terror with foot-mounted weapons. But my vote still goes to the original.
Damn, I forgot about the foot mounted rockets.
You have to admire that much attention to detail, those aliens (it was aliens that built mechagodzilla right, or was it scientists?) really had style.
You just have to admire that kind of can-do attitude when it comes to senseless overkill and overarmanent.

You don't need fancy special effects when you can just dress someone up in a rubber suit and make it stomp on model buildings!! Original Godzilla everytime!

you can't beat a giant robot with missile fingers.

I can. ;)