Eutrusca
22-11-2004, 20:53
A Blonde Goes to Vegas
The beautiful young blonde goes to a soda machine at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. She arrives just before a businessman. She opens her purse and put in 50 cents, pushes a Diet Pepsi button, and out comes a Diet Pepsi.
She puts it on a counter by the machine and reaches back into her purse.
She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushes the button for Dr. Pepper and out comes a Dr. Pepper and 50 cents change.
She takes the 50 cents change and puts it in the machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton's Iced Tea.
As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman who has been waiting patiently for several minutes says, "Excuse me, but are you done yet?"
She looks at him and indignantly replies, "Well Duhhh!!! I'm still winning."
The beautiful young blonde goes to a soda machine at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. She arrives just before a businessman. She opens her purse and put in 50 cents, pushes a Diet Pepsi button, and out comes a Diet Pepsi.
She puts it on a counter by the machine and reaches back into her purse.
She pulls out a dollar and puts it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushes the button for Dr. Pepper and out comes a Dr. Pepper and 50 cents change.
She takes the 50 cents change and puts it in the machine, pushes the Lipton Iced Tea button, and out comes a Lipton's Iced Tea.
As she reaches into her purse again, the businessman who has been waiting patiently for several minutes says, "Excuse me, but are you done yet?"
She looks at him and indignantly replies, "Well Duhhh!!! I'm still winning."