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Jesus... that won't do

Legless Pirates
22-11-2004, 14:43
I was playing a gig last Friday and afterwards some girl I know told me her friends were asking: "Who's that Jesus?"

The fact is, I'm a guy with long hair. Not just over-my-ears-long, but well-over-my-shoulders-long. And most people, guys and girls, just can't accept that a guy can have long hair too. Is that a load of crap? Why can girls have long hair if guys can't?

http://www.baggerunited.nl/band/foto/albums/5/DSC00039.JPG
One of the most recent crappy pictures of me (about 4 months old)
Kellarly
22-11-2004, 14:44
I was playing a gig last Friday and afterwards some girl I know told me her friends were asking: "Who's that Jesus?"

The fact is, I'm a guy with long hair. Not just over-my-ears-long, but well-over-my-shoulders-long. And most people, guys and girls, just can't accept that a guy can have long hair too. Is that a load of crap? Why can girls have long hair if guys can't?

http://www.baggerunited.nl/band/foto/albums/5/DSC00039.JPG
One of the most recent crappy pictures of me (about 4 months old)

for some reason steppenwolf's 'born to be wild' has just popped into my head ;)
Legless Pirates
22-11-2004, 14:46
for some reason steppenwolf's 'born to be wild' has just popped into my head ;)
I was piloting the car
Vittos Ordination
22-11-2004, 14:46
I was playing a gig last Friday and afterwards some girl I know told me her friends were asking: "Who's that Jesus?"

The fact is, I'm a guy with long hair. Not just over-my-ears-long, but well-over-my-shoulders-long. And most people, guys and girls, just can't accept that a guy can have long hair too. Is that a load of crap? Why can girls have long hair if guys can't?

http://www.baggerunited.nl/band/foto/albums/5/DSC00039.JPG
One of the most recent crappy pictures of me (about 4 months old)

What were they thinking, Jesus has a beard. Everyone knows that.
Kellarly
22-11-2004, 14:47
I was piloting the car

driving the car, dude

unless it was on water or flying... ;)
Legless Pirates
22-11-2004, 14:48
What were they thinking, Jesus has a beard. Everyone knows that.
I have a little beard now
Helioterra
22-11-2004, 14:49
My boyfriend has longer hair than I have. And my hair isn't short either. I prefer men with long hair. yep.
Sdaeriji
22-11-2004, 14:49
Johnny Damon, dude, Johnny Damon.
Vittos Ordination
22-11-2004, 14:51
I have a little beard now

Ha! Then you probably do look like Jesus.
Peechland
22-11-2004, 14:55
my ex had cool long rock star hair like yours. it looks good so screw whoever doesnt like it. where do you live btw-just wondered if it was an issue because you might live in a small town or something
Legless Pirates
22-11-2004, 14:56
my ex had cool long rock star hair like yours. it looks good so screw whoever doesnt like it. where do you live btw-just wondered if it was an issue because you might live in a small town or something
Yes... but I'm moving to the city
Pure Metal
22-11-2004, 15:13
I was playing a gig last Friday and afterwards some girl I know told me her friends were asking: "Who's that Jesus?"

The fact is, I'm a guy with long hair. Not just over-my-ears-long, but well-over-my-shoulders-long. And most people, guys and girls, just can't accept that a guy can have long hair too. Is that a load of crap? Why can girls have long hair if guys can't?

http://www.baggerunited.nl/band/foto/albums/5/DSC00039.JPG
One of the most recent crappy pictures of me (about 4 months old)


My nickname for a while was Jesus :D but that was last year when I was a total pothead and consistantly espoused pacifism, peace & love and stuff like that all the time... :p

me:
http://www.faceparty.com/public/970/images/megadude666_9164004.jpg - at Download, metal festival, Donnington, UK; this April

http://www.faceparty.com/public/993/images/megadude666_9539279.jpg - a couple of weeks ago; yes I am :cool:
;)
Stroudiztan
22-11-2004, 15:35
You should take up bowling and child molestation...wait, no, that's THE Jesus.
Iztatepopotla
22-11-2004, 15:38
I was playing a gig last Friday and afterwards some girl I know told me her friends were asking: "Who's that Jesus?"


You shouldn't have walked on water. And that multiplication of the nachos, waaay over the top.
The True Right
22-11-2004, 15:41
Darn you long-haired freaky people!

BTW is your hair a mullet?
Legless Pirates
22-11-2004, 15:47
Darn you long-haired freaky people!

BTW is your hair a mullet?
No... it's long everywhere












ON MY HEAD!
Ahtnamas
22-11-2004, 15:49
My nickname for a while was Jesus :D but that was last year when I was a total pothead and consistantly espoused pacifism, peace & love and stuff like that all the time... :p

me:
http://www.faceparty.com/public/970/images/megadude666_9164004.jpg - at Download, metal festival, Donnington, UK; this April

http://www.faceparty.com/public/993/images/megadude666_9539279.jpg - a couple of weeks ago; yes I am :cool:
;)

Heh, pretty cute. ;)
Niximusia
22-11-2004, 15:51
Why? because its 2004 thats why. Long hair used to be cool when it was a rebellious thing now long hair on guys just looks outdated. Yeah girls have long hair still but notice that their styles have changed much in the last 20 years, guys who have long hair have just that long hair, sometimes in a ponytail. I'm sorry but when i see a guy with long hair I just picture him singing

"don't tell my heart"
"my achy breaky heart"

Just MHO by the way, wear ur hair however u want just be aware that times have changed and you will get looks.
Kevlanakia
22-11-2004, 15:53
What's such a big deal with being called Jesus? He was a nice guy, wasn't he?
Kellarly
22-11-2004, 15:54
What's such a big deal with being called Jesus? He was a nice guy, wasn't he?

Well if you have ever seen The Big Lebowski you will know that

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"
Legless Pirates
22-11-2004, 15:56
What's such a big deal with being called Jesus? He was a nice guy, wasn't he?
according to the "how much do you know about the bible"-test... he wasn't :(
Darsylonian Theocrats
22-11-2004, 16:02
according to the "how much do you know about the bible"-test... he wasn't :(
The hair is fine - but lose that cap, it looks live you've a condom on your head. I'd rather hear "Hey, Jesus!" than "Go ask the Dickhead over there."
Legless Pirates
22-11-2004, 16:11
The hair is fine - but lose that cap, it looks live you've a condom on your head. I'd rather hear "Hey, Jesus!" than "Go ask the Dickhead over there."
it's a pilot hat... We were on vacation and whoever was driving had to put on the pilot's hat
Demented Hamsters
22-11-2004, 17:37
for some reason steppenwolf's 'born to be wild' has just popped into my head ;)
Really? I was thinking more along the lines of 'Axl Rose-lookalike contest runner-up' myself.
"Welcome to the Jungle!"
Jos het debiele ei
22-11-2004, 18:29
Jesus is brown :cool:
Freedomfrize
22-11-2004, 20:19
Jesus is brown :cool:

More than likely, like the rest of the population in the area. Also, as saint Paul says it is not suitable for a man to have a long hair, his hair was probably reasonably short, or Paul wouldn't have said so.
Faithfull-freedom
22-11-2004, 20:27
according to the "how much do you know about the bible"-test... he wasn't

Don't you find it funny how we sit around and judge people from another era with our perceptions of what is right or wrong in the present? I know I laughed when I did that test as well because it still was another man writing down (today we call it heresay) information of what they say another man said about another man.
Bariloche
22-11-2004, 20:35
Ha! Then you probably do look like Jesus.

He could never pass for a semite, no way.
Faithfull-freedom
22-11-2004, 20:38
Jesus is brown

Jesus was brown. Are you saying there is no possible way God could send him back as a white,black,red man? Are you also saying you would discount Jesus and his Fathers word becuase of the color of his skin?
Red East
22-11-2004, 20:40
Meh, long hair is awesome! For me anyways, obviously since I have it myself.

I got the longest hair in my class, even longer than the girls in the class, ;)

But then again, if I were to cut it my Metal friends would probably crusify my. And playing a guitar with long hair is simply... better.
The God King Eru-sama
22-11-2004, 20:45
Solution is obvious. Give people baptisms at parties.
CthulhuFhtagn
22-11-2004, 21:26
Also, as saint Paul says it is not suitable for a man to have a long hair, his hair was probably reasonably short, or Paul wouldn't have said so.
Paul also said that sex is bad, so why the fuck should we listen to him?
Superpower07
22-11-2004, 22:21
-snip-
Holy ****, for some reason the idiots at my school once nicknamed my Jesus 'cause of me being a guy w/long hair too!

Now it's in a short ponytail and it looks so much more kickass. . . (Roger Federer, anyone? - he's a tennis player with a ponytail, and HE'S THE WORLD'S BEST!)


Anyways, the kid who actually started the whole 'Jesus' nickname for me is a Neo-Nazi, and should be sent to hell IMHO by the real Christ.
Daajenai
22-11-2004, 22:27
I get called Jesus from time to time. I also have a bit of a scraggly goatee to enhance the comparison. My hair, pic taken today:
http://mars.walagata.com/w/arashi86/hair.jpg

I find it amusing that, for every guy who gives me a hard time about it "looking gay," I find two or three girls who love it and just want to play with it all the time. Along with the occasional gay guy, too, although most gay guys seem to prefer short hair.

As far as it being out of style...meh, I've never been one to care. I look better with long hair, and if I cut it I would be massacred by most of my female friends, so I'm keeping it.
Kiwi-kiwi
22-11-2004, 23:09
Damn Daajenai, you have really nice hair. And it's about as long as mine too (though being a girl, nobody finds that odd). On the otherhand, I had a buzzcut for like... three years. I got looks and comments for that I sure did.
Sploddygloop
23-11-2004, 00:01
What were they thinking, Jesus has a beard. Everyone knows that.And could reasonably be expected to look rather more middle-Eastern.
Siljhouettes
23-11-2004, 00:10
http://www.faceparty.com/public/993/images/megadude666_9539279.jpg - a couple of weeks ago; yes I am :cool:
Dude
http://www.iol.ie/~roto/thanks-jesus.jpg
Katganistan
23-11-2004, 00:16
driving the car, dude

unless it was on water or flying... ;)

Proof positive he's Jesus -- if he can drive on water. ;)
Siljhouettes
23-11-2004, 00:18
I haven't got a recent photo of myself that I want all to see right now, but I might have one for you tomorrow.

Why? because its 2004 thats why. Long hair used to be cool.
I could say that short hair is so 1940s. It would also be true.
The necro penguin
23-11-2004, 00:36
funny how that works. i used to have my hair down to my ass and no one ever called me jesus. usually satan or hairpig. :confused:
Pure Metal
23-11-2004, 12:08
Heh, pretty cute. ;)
:D

Dude
http://www.iol.ie/~roto/thanks-jesus.jpg

lmao :p