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Don't think you'll be able to escape. The government puts RFID chips in your corn flakes so they can track you anywhere in the world with their super secret spy satellites developed by the Illuminati using Ancient Eygptian technology found in King Tutankhamen's tomb. These satellites send radio waves imbedded with subliminal messages like "Support our troops". "Vote for Dubya", "Oppose the 22nd amendment."

You fools have fallen in Herr Bush's grasp. The DRAFT is coming for you!

DEMOCRACY NOW!!!!1 (http://www.absoluteanime.com/gundam/sayla.jpg)

My time is wasted on you sheep. http://members.rogers.com/dariuszalina/emot-tinfoil.gif

A little dramatic, but essentially correct in the intent.

Don't think you'll be able to escape. The government puts RFID chips in your corn flakes so they can track you anywhere in the world with their super secret spy satellites developed by the Illuminati using Ancient Eygptian technology found in King Tutankhamen's tomb. These satellites send radio waves imbedded with subliminal messages like "Support our troops". "Vote for Dubya", "Oppose the 22nd amendment."

You fools have fallen in Herr Bush's grasp. The DRAFT is coming for you!

DEMOCRACY NOW!!!!1 (http://www.absoluteanime.com/gundam/sayla.jpg)

Did you here the news. Kerry lost, and is no longer running campaign lies.

gack! Illuminati! it must be real!

Did you here the news. Kerry lost, and is no longer running campaign lies.

You apparently missed the late breaking news that I'm not American and have minimal interest in doing anything but mocking your infantile politics.

You apparently missed the late breaking news that I'm not American and have minimal interest in doing anything but mocking your infantile politics.

In that case, DRAFT-YOU.

I don't think so you Illuminati disinformation agent. I've lined my room with tinfoil and have a backup generator as well as 50 years worth of MREs. I am prepared.

In that case, DRAFT-YOU.

You spelled it wrong. :D

Fuck you dumbass, the draft isn't coming.

Bush said that a draft will not happen. He got re-elected. End of story.

I don't think so you Illuminati disinformation agent. I've lined my room with tinfoil and have a backup generator as well as 50 years worth of MREs. I am prepared.

Holy tinfoil-lined, MRE-laden room, Batman!

Just make sure the MREs don't have any corn flakes, or they'll chip ya...

There is no draft coming. Back when the "Illuminati" were securing control of the world and was concentrated in government conscription was a necessary tool to secure people to work for The Association's goals, now that The Association controls everything (except Wal-Mart) nearly everyone is already working towards The Association's goals. If we can only bring down Wal-Mart we will secure the absolute dominance of The Asssociation over the world.

Bush said that a draft will not happen. He got re-elected. End of story.

Yes, and all presidents live up to exactly what they say during their campaigns. Sort of like Daddy Bush's "no new taxes".

Not that I really think we're going to have a draft - but this was really a silly comment.

This is the exact reason I don't eat cornflakes and hack up unguarded babies in my spare time. Saving the world and destroying future nutcases at the same time.

There is no draft coming. Back when the "Illuminati" were securing control of the world and was concentrated in government conscription was a necessary tool to secure people to work for The Association's goals, now that The Association controls everything (except Wal-Mart) nearly everyone is already working towards The Organizations goals. If we can only bring down Wal-Mart we will secure the absolute dominance of The Asssociation over the world.

But I thought it was the Free Masons! Not the Illuminati
:confused:

There is no draft coming. Back when the "Illuminati" were securing control of the world and was concentrated in government conscription was a necessary tool to secure people to work for The Association's goals, now that The Association controls everything (except Wal-Mart) nearly everyone is already working towards The Organizations goals. If we can only bring down Wal-Mart we will secure the absolute dominance of The Asssociation over the world.

Where can I sign up to take my blood oath for the holy war against Wal-Mart?

(Darn smiley face! Always so...happy!)

Don't think you'll be able to escape. The government puts RFID chips in your corn flakes so they can track you anywhere in the world with their super secret spy satellites developed by the Illuminati using Ancient Eygptian technology found in King Tutankhamen's tomb. These satellites send radio waves imbedded with subliminal messages like "Support our troops". "Vote for Dubya", "Oppose the 22nd amendment."

You fools have fallen in Herr Bush's grasp. The DRAFT is coming for you!

DEMOCRACY NOW!!!!1 (http://www.absoluteanime.com/gundam/sayla.jpg)
Whoa, paranoia. What does that link have to do with democracy?

Whoa, paranoia. What does that link have to do with democracy?

It explains the paradox of democracy. If people are given the opportunity to choose whatever they want, what if they use this opportunity to end democracy with something as evil as Anime?

Even Japan's in on it! Ohime, we're doomed!

Yes, and all presidents live up to exactly what they say during their campaigns. Sort of like Daddy Bush's "no new taxes".

Well, it's not like Bush Sr. actually wanted to raise taxes-he had to or else the government would shut down. If it weren't for Perot, he would have been re-elected, too.

Where can I sign up to take my blood oath for the holy war against Wal-Mart?

(Darn smiley face! Always so...happy!)
Um, you probably are already part of the war. Unless you are still in indoctrination the best way is to find a local newspaper and check out the "help wanted" or "employment" section as The Association has direct or indirect control of all businesses besides Wal-Mart as well as all government positions. If unable to find employment I recomend volunteering your time at any of the non-renumerative groups The Assocation has established to work towards their goals, such as "Act-Up" or "The Red Cross".

***edit: change "indoctrination" to "school".***

Well, it's not like Bush Sr. actually wanted to raise taxes-he had to or else the government would shut down. If it weren't for Perot, he would have been re-elected, too.

And your point would be?

OK....

Right so anyway? Why do you think a draft is a coming? Glad to be Irish! Looks like there'll be a democratic government in 2008 after all.

I don't think so you Illuminati disinformation agent. I've lined my room with tinfoil and have a backup generator as well as 50 years worth of MREs. I am prepared.

dude if you want to kill yourself that bad, just use a gun.
five long days of eating that crap and i will never do it again(unless iam starving, hungery) :p

And your point would be?

Good point. I am completely invalidated, as it is inherant (sp?) in all politicians to lie, cheat, and backstab their way to the top, no matter the cost.

I'm probably just trying to protect my own conservative, Republican tendencies by defending Bush.

Oh my God the Draft is coming! Run to the hills like you scared little beings. Run to Canada and ner return. If you honestly believe that the politicans would commit politican suicide and reinstate a draft then you have too much hope for the world and need to be corrected.

:: Sarcasm Mode Off ::

You are SERIOUSLY reality-challenged! :(

Since there is a 1% chance of the draft then sure yes I am. Besides I do not object to going to war for my country I imagine all those America-haters out there will consider me to be foolish or stupid or this or that but I love my country greatly and if my life must be sacrificed to hopefully wake up this country to see that they are heading in the wrong direction then for the greater good I shall go.

I really feel sorry for the youth of America, they as a whole voted Democrat. The Bush administration is likey to dring in the draft if the US gets involved in another conflict (the US military is already streching itself in Iraq)

It's not pilots, or saliors that they want its more GI's. The American youth once more will be feed into the Organ grinder, the second time that this has been done for what a marjority would call an unjust cause (Vietnam being the other, Korea and both world wars were not agressive actions, and were with UN (Korea) consent).

There have already been agrements with the Canadian and Mexican governments in order to stop draft dodgers. I really believe that many young Americans will be taken out of college, and pressed into service (even students halfway through degree courses are not exempt).

Now to all the people who will call me a lefty coward, I'm not, I would gladly do my bit for a conflict that I supported, and was supported by the UN. I would, but that would be my choice, not one forced upon me.

The point Ladies and Gentlemen is that, this is another example of freedom (remember that's what the war on terror is 'suposedly' all about) being taken away. It'll get past you like the oh so patriotic 'Patriot Act'.

Thankyou for listening

I don't know that he was talking about you.

There have already been agrements with the Canadian and Mexican governments in order to stop draft dodgers. I really believe that many young Americans will be taken out of college, and pressed into service (even students halfway through degree courses are not exempt).

Forget going to Canada or Mexico, all you have to do is say that you're a homosexual and they won't put you in the armed services!*

*Disclaimer: I am not advocating draft dodging, just pointing out just how easy it would be.

For your sake, I hope they don't make you prove it. xD

Whoo, thank golly I have fallen arches. Flat feet are still an exemption, right?

Now to all the people who will call me a lefty coward, I'm not, I would gladly do my bit for a conflict that I supported, and was supported by the UN. I would, but that would be my choice, not one forced upon me.

You're not a leftist coward. Just an illuminati spy trying to confuse us by thinking the conspiracy only goes as far as Washington. I can see through your phony ways! I have a secret decoder ring from my Wheaties box!

"The Association" is a lie spread by Illuminati and NASA disinformation agents to try to direct your attention away from the real enemy!

It explains the paradox of democracy. If people are given the opportunity to choose whatever they want, what if they use this opportunity to end democracy with something as evil as Anime?


Especially when Mobile Suit Gundam teaches your children unpatriotic, unamerican values like "War is bad" or "People die in war." Every good patriotic (christian-fundamentalist) Bush youth knows that you simply respawn at your base to fight for the red, white and blue once again!

Oh my God the Draft is coming! Run to the hills like you scared little beings. Run to Canada and ner return. If you honestly believe that the politicans would commit politican suicide and reinstate a draft then you have too much hope for the world and need to be corrected.

Not if they suspend elections first. I feel sorry for robots like you, enslaved by evil Illuminati programming directives forcing you to obey their whims, no matter how unethical. Their rhetoric is hard-coded into your brains. I apologize for what I must do.

Everything I say is a lie. I am not lying.

Remember these words, true believers! Just like that episode of Star Trek: The Original Series before it was cancelled to conceal the truth by Illuminati jackboots where Spock caused the andriods to overload trying to process this logical paradox so are the automatons of the Illuminati vulnerable!

You are SERIOUSLY reality-challenged!

Here you have evidence that the Atkin's diet is a secret government plan to turn you into a mindless zombie serf for the techno-feudalist society planned by the Zionists. Feast on someone else's brians.

Since there is a 1% chance of the draft then sure yes I am.

It seems their satellites are working better than expected.


Besides I do not object to going to war for my country I imagine all those America-haters out there will consider me to be foolish or stupid or this or that but I love my country greatly and if my life must be sacrificed to hopefully wake up this country to see that they are heading in the wrong direction then for the greater good I shall go.

For your country? More like for your Zionist-Illuminati masters! How could anyone read this post and not be convinced of the truth?
Dance, puppet, dance!

Now to all the people who will call me a lefty coward, I'm not, I would gladly do my bit for a conflict that I supported, and was supported by the UN. I would, but that would be my choice, not one forced upon me.

Ha ha ha! Fool! The UN and the United States government are the same thing! As evil as it is, I must respect the genius of the Illuminati.
Traps within traps!

Don't think you'll be able to escape. The government puts RFID chips in your corn flakes so they can track you anywhere in the world with their super secret spy satellites developed by the Illuminati using Ancient Eygptian technology found in King Tutankhamen's tomb. These satellites send radio waves imbedded with subliminal messages like "Support our troops". "Vote for Dubya", "Oppose the 22nd amendment."

You fools have fallen in Herr Bush's grasp. The DRAFT is coming for you!

DEMOCRACY NOW!!!!1 (http://www.absoluteanime.com/gundam/sayla.jpg)

What if I don't eat corn flakes?

Oh, you do. The government just brainwashes you so you don't remember!

Not if they suspend elections first. I feel sorry for robots like you, enslaved by evil Illuminati programming directives forcing you to obey their whims, no matter how unethical. Their rhetoric is hard-coded into your brains. I apologize for what I must do.

Listen the X-Files is a great series and does make you think, wonder, and ask questions but wearing a foil cap on your head is going just a little bit too far. I know that you like to read the Supermarket Tabloids and say, "Yes a monkey baby with alien DNA is possible" but it is certainly for those in the world with very little reading and comprehension skills. Dan Brown is a great author as well but Angels and Demons is fiction.

Where can I sign up to take my blood oath for the holy war against Wal-Mart?

(Darn smiley face! Always so...happy!)

Without Walmart - thousands of Chinese will be out of a job. What you got against Chinese?

Listen the X-Files is a great series and does make you think, wonder, and ask questions but wearing a foil cap on your head is going just a little bit too far.

Ha, they're already made a copy of you so quickly? See how they value their life so little to throw it away again and again posting at an internet message board just to spread their web of lies?

I know that you like to read the Supermarket Tabloids and say, "Yes a monkey baby with alien DNA is possible" but it is certainly for those in the world with very little reading and comprehension skills. Dan Brown is a great author as well but Angels and Demons is fiction.

Everyone knows the media are controlled by Zionists. You're not fooling anyone, robot.

Dan Brown is a great author as well but Angels and Demons is fiction.
You sure? I thought it was his quasi-autobiography. Sorta like Dickens' "David Copperfield."

Draft wont come, considering it was voted on last year I think, 2 Democrats and 1 Republican voted yes for out of all the Congress. And I finally note that #1 is stupid for even thinking of this topic.

gack! Illuminati! it must be real!
You misspelled - you meant to say:
Gackt! Illuminati! He must be real!

:D

Don't think you'll be able to escape. The government puts RFID chips in your corn flakes so they can track you anywhere in the world with their super secret spy satellites developed by the Illuminati using Ancient Eygptian technology found in King Tutankhamen's tomb. These satellites send radio waves imbedded with subliminal messages like "Support our troops". "Vote for Dubya", "Oppose the 22nd amendment."

You fools have fallen in Herr Bush's grasp. The DRAFT is coming for you!

DEMOCRACY NOW!!!!1 (http://www.absoluteanime.com/gundam/sayla.jpg)

NOOOO! RUN, RUN, THE DRAFT IS COMING!!!!!!!

That said, I'm not even going to be living here when the draft does come 3-4 years from now - I'll move the moment it's announced.

Japan, ho! ;)

It explains the paradox of democracy. If people are given the opportunity to choose whatever they want, what if they use this opportunity to end democracy with something as evil as Anime?

Even Japan's in on it! Ohime, we're doomed!

Now I really, REALLY hate you. :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
Die at the hands of my legions of MP5-toting ninjas. DIE, 5uckar!

Especially when Mobile Suit Gundam teaches your children unpatriotic, unamerican values like "War is bad" or "People die in war." Every good patriotic (christian-fundamentalist) Bush youth knows that you simply respawn at your base to fight for the red, white and blue once again!


Ha - before long we'll be sending our children off to an after-school camp where they become Bush Youth, wear "W" armbands and uniforms, learn that all lefties are commie pinkos and therefore evil, and are trained with AK-47s. Remember, children, the existence of Muslims is no less dangerous than a plague upon this earth. Your submachine gun is your divine hammer of justice with which you will slaughter the Islamic and leftist pigs. Heil Dubya!

Draft wont come, considering it was voted on last year I think, 2 Democrats and 1 Republican voted yes for out of all the Congress.


Unless there is no congress ...

And I finally note that the OP is the most brilliant mind of our time and we should be thankful he even decided to grace the forums with his presence.

Fixed.

OMG TEH MEN IN BLACK ARE AFTER US LOLOLOLZZ!!!!111!!!


/sarcasm

Now I really, REALLY hate you. :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
Die at the hands of my legions of MP5-toting ninjas. DIE, 5uckar!


*Is gratuitously mowed down*

OMG TEH MEN IN BLACK ARE AFTER US LOLOLOLZZ!!!!111!!!
/sarcasm

"He who laughs last, laughs best."

You apparently missed the late breaking news that I'm not American and have minimal interest in doing anything but mocking your infantile politics.
Once again, the Franco-German media save another human from the immoral American idea of free thought and dissent, all while telling the person that they are an evolved race that thinks in terms of hunter-gatherer mentality instead of logic. Phew, I thought we had somebody who was adequately hydrated for a moment.

[insert profantiy here, unless you're too stupid, in which case F*** OFF!]

Once again, the Franco-German media

OOOO, "the media", OOOOO. *waves his fingers*
We don't even have running water here in Canada yet alone TV.


save another human from the immoral American idea of free thought and dissent,


The Illuminati are smarter than that. They go after your brains. You can't have free thought if you're a drooling idiot spouting things like "He's a flip-flopper." as if they were valid discourse.


all while telling the person that they are an evolved race that thinks in terms of hunter-gatherer mentality instead of logic.

Ah, if only I could spare the tin foil to save his man from his fate of becoming a Zionist automaton speaking gibberish and nonsense. They changed how he thinks. They toy with the very essence of his being. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GODS?!!! DO YOU?!


Phew, I thought we had somebody who was adequately hydrated for a moment.


We don't have 7% of the world's renewable freshwater just for show.

OOOO, "the media", OOOOO. *waves his fingers*
We don't even have running water here in Canada yet alone TV.



The Illuminati are smarter than that. They go after your brains. You can't have free thought if you're a drooling idiot spouting things like "He's a flip-flopper." as if they were valid discourse.



Ah, if only I could spare the tin foil to save his man from his fate of becoming a Zionist automaton speaking gibberish and nonsense. They changed how he thinks. They toy with the very essence of his being. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GODS?!!! DO YOU?!



We don't have 7% of the world's renewable freshwater just for show.
Shaddap!

There Will Be No Draft.

Shaddap!

There Will Be No Draft.

Keep telling yourself that, serf, while you sow the seeds of your own destruction!

Actually, there's already a draft going on. The White House needs better caulk for its windows.

Keep telling yourself that, serf, while you sow the seeds of your own destruction!
Not me, cuz even if there is a draft, I am not eligible. Serf. :D

Ha, they're already made a copy of you so quickly? See how they value their life so little to throw it away again and again posting at an internet message board just to spread their web of lies?



Everyone knows the media are controlled by Zionists. You're not fooling anyone, robot.

I guess I need some oil. Wow man if I am a robot for the Illuminati and the new order then you sir are a robot for the wackos of the world who think that street lamps and falling leaves are filled with electronic listening devices. You give humanity too much credit.

Not me, cuz even if there is a draft, I am not eligible. Serf. :D

Two words: Soylent Green.

I guess I need some oil. Wow man if I am a robot for the Illuminati and the new order


Which you are.


street lamps and falling leaves are filled with electronic listening devices.


WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE EVERYWHERE?!

You give humanity too much credit.

No, the aliens deserve all the credit.

Bumping thread to prevent ghettoization of indymedia speaking out against evil coperatre christanofascist oppressors.

Two words: Soylent Green.



Which you are.



WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE EVERYWHERE?!



No, the aliens deserve all the credit.

you are my god this is the funnest thing i have ever read.


god i need to get out of the house

Bush said that a draft will not happen. He got re-elected. End of story.Oh you silly niave child.

I have some tramatic news for you, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus don't exist, your parents not the tooth fairy put that buck under your pillow and politicians LIE.

Quite regularly actually.

Oh you silly niave child.

I have some tramatic news for you, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus don't exist, your parents not the tooth fairy put that buck under your pillow and politicians LIE.

Quite regularly actually.

Now you're just a nut.