Joke for the women of NS! :)
Eutrusca
21-11-2004, 17:15
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with
her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he
leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
$20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
Dreamation
21-11-2004, 17:25
ROTFLMAO!!! LOVE IT!! It's absolutly brilliant!
Eutrusca
21-11-2004, 17:28
ROTFLMAO!!! LOVE IT!! It's absolutly brilliant!
Hehehe! Glad I was able to lighten up your day! :D
Eutrusca
21-11-2004, 18:38
Only ONE female online here now??? Sheesh!
Guys, we need to go on a recruiting drive! :D
hmm, why midle aged here? Are middle age men more attractive or appealing?
Meadsville
21-11-2004, 22:03
hmm, why midle aged here? Are middle age men more attractive or appealing?
maybe they're more "experienced" in the way that matterz
HAHAHA! That's awesome! One question though - why are middle aged men supposedly so attractive? I cannot fathom why nearly every female I know aged 12-25 thinks Johnny Depp is hot.
HAHAHA! That's awesome! One question though - why are middle aged men supposedly so attractive? I cannot fathom why nearly every female I know aged 12-25 thinks Johnny Depp is hot.
Cause he is.
Ashmoria
21-11-2004, 22:19
HAHAHA! That's awesome! One question though - why are middle aged men supposedly so attractive? I cannot fathom why nearly every female I know aged 12-25 thinks Johnny Depp is hot.
im 47
johnny depp is HOT
why would she have him clean her house? i guess being a woman doesn't mean that i understand them...there are so many other useful and entertaining things i would pick before house cleaning. of course, my "house" is one room and a bathroom, and i own three pieces of furniture, so i would consider $20 to be a generous wage for cleaning my meager home :P.
Goed Twee
21-11-2004, 23:21
I'm 18, male, and hetrosexual.
Johnny Depp IS hot :p
And rediculously talented, too >_>
HAHAHA! That's awesome! One question though - why are middle aged men supposedly so attractive? I cannot fathom why nearly every female I know aged 12-25 thinks Johnny Depp is hot.
there is nothing inherent in middle age that makes a man any more attractive to me, necessarily. there are men who are middle aged who are attractive, but it's not because they are middle aged but because they are damn fine men. Johnny Depp is one of them. Brad Pitt (especially in Fight Club) is another. hell, Sean Connery is downright OLD, and he is still a very fine gent.
Lasagnaland
22-11-2004, 00:11
Maybe I'm crazy, but how is this joke funny?
that is sooo cool... i needed a laugh n that worked...
Ashmoria
22-11-2004, 04:53
Maybe I'm crazy, but how is this joke funny?
it doesnt really work even if it did make me laugh
after all women arent exactly used to having a man demand money for sex and why would he demand such a small amount if he were a professional?
its funny because the woman asked for what EVERY woman wants, someone else to do the housework.
Roachsylvania
22-11-2004, 05:32
HAHAHA! That's awesome! One question though - why are middle aged men supposedly so attractive? I cannot fathom why nearly every female I know aged 12-25 thinks Johnny Depp is hot.
Hey, I'm a 17 year old straight guy, and I think Johnny Depp is hot.
Roachsylvania
22-11-2004, 05:38
Maybe I'm crazy, but how is this joke funny?
Wow, you can't post anything on NS without someone trying to start an arument!
j/k, of course
*breaks desk with head* :headbang: damn that was funney
Acirema Detinu
22-11-2004, 06:06
That was one of the best jokes I've read all year!! :D Johnny Depp is mad hott but only when he has long hair. Guys with short hair r ugly! :p o, ya for the age check thing I'm 13.95 yrs.
Mauiwowee
22-11-2004, 06:09
Roflmaopip
Ecclesiastes
22-11-2004, 06:31
Hahahahahahahaha, that was good.
And
I'm a 19 yr old bisexual male and I have to agree that Johnny Depp is HOT.
Keruvalia
22-11-2004, 06:36
Cute joke.
I'm 32, male, and I think ... nay ... I know Depp is hot.
I mean ... I'm not a horrible lookin' guy myself, but that guy makes me Quasimodo by comparison (although I'm taller than he is).
Goed Twee
22-11-2004, 06:39
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE think Johnny Depp is hot :p
I just wish he'd stop making movies so us other guys have a chance >_>
Dempublicents
22-11-2004, 07:05
HAHAHA! That's awesome! One question though - why are middle aged men supposedly so attractive? I cannot fathom why nearly every female I know aged 12-25 thinks Johnny Depp is hot.
Um....because he is!
Although half of my attraction to Johnny Depp is admitedly how he seems to do what he wants to do, regardless of the critics, and also seems like such a nice guy. Being incredibly attractive and being a good actor helps too.
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE think Johnny Depp is hot :p
I just wish he'd stop making movies so us other guys have a chance >_>
I don't think he's hot at all. Yeach.
But then, I guess I just plain suck :p
But hey, I also wouldn't pay anyone $20 to clean my house... or any amount of money. I like my chaotic order, and anyone who 'tidies' tends to destroy that. Guess I'm just weird.
I like young swedish girls. But they are to tall. And they always has those big swedish boys as boyfriends. I am 15, but I am to short! :headbang:
I heard this same jokes with opposite genders.
Tuesday Heights
22-11-2004, 07:50
That's hilarious!
someone should start a poll on what type/age men the adult women of NS prefer and why...
Preebles
26-11-2004, 04:59
Teehee. :)
HAHAHA! That's awesome! One question though - why are middle aged men supposedly so attractive? I cannot fathom why nearly every female I know aged 12-25 thinks Johnny Depp is hot.
Johnny Depp is BEAUTIFUL! FFS, my boyfriend has a man-crush (in his own words) on Johnny Depp! Hehe.
Brilliant joke, haha
And as far as "Why middle aged men are more attractive", I always looked at it as a maturity issue. I think of myself as a very mature individual for my age, and I want someone who I can relate to, and who I can talk to about the issues that are troubling me, or just the things I'm involved in.
Plus I just find them sexier :)
Caitalonia
26-11-2004, 05:38
HAHAHA! That's awesome! One question though - why are middle aged men supposedly so attractive? I cannot fathom why nearly every female I know aged 12-25 thinks Johnny Depp is hot.
I didn't think I was into middle-aged men before I read that, it's the first time I've ever even realised that Johnny Depp fits into that category! And yes, I'm 21, and I do think that he's very hot. And to think that he probably has more in common with my 50-something parents than he does with me...