Quaint Svengali
21-11-2004, 07:35
TO ALL MY LIBERAL BRETHREN: Stop apologizing for being a liberal. I am one, and am proud of it. From this moment forward, simply say:
1. I am for gun control. It just makes sense.
2. I don't want you in my bedroom. I will stay out of yours.
3. Discrimination is a fact. End it and stop making excuses for it.
4. Men can't have babies, so we won't tell women how to do it or not to do it.
5. If poor people can't have government help, neither can large corporations.
6. Feed and clothe Americans first, then the rest of the world.
7. If you want lower taxes, close the schools and drive on dirt roads.
8. Rich people want to stay rich. Poor people don't. Think about it.
9. You can tell me what Jesus would do after school and after court.
10. Practice what you preach. Rules and morals don't apply to one side.
11. Anne Coulter and Satan will never be in the same room at the same time. On second thought, yes he is.
12. Michael Moore may be fat and obnoxious, but he's right.
13. Rush Limbaugh may be fat and obnoxious, but it just makes him fat and obnoxious.
14. "Values" come from conduct, not conversation.
and finally,
15. I am a Liberal. I can speak and think at the same time.
1. I am for gun control. It just makes sense.
2. I don't want you in my bedroom. I will stay out of yours.
3. Discrimination is a fact. End it and stop making excuses for it.
4. Men can't have babies, so we won't tell women how to do it or not to do it.
5. If poor people can't have government help, neither can large corporations.
6. Feed and clothe Americans first, then the rest of the world.
7. If you want lower taxes, close the schools and drive on dirt roads.
8. Rich people want to stay rich. Poor people don't. Think about it.
9. You can tell me what Jesus would do after school and after court.
10. Practice what you preach. Rules and morals don't apply to one side.
11. Anne Coulter and Satan will never be in the same room at the same time. On second thought, yes he is.
12. Michael Moore may be fat and obnoxious, but he's right.
13. Rush Limbaugh may be fat and obnoxious, but it just makes him fat and obnoxious.
14. "Values" come from conduct, not conversation.
and finally,
15. I am a Liberal. I can speak and think at the same time.