Actual Thinkers
21-11-2004, 02:25
A History of God and Creationism.
I am a creationist. People ask me "where did God come from?" There was nothing before God. Obviously, he popped out of nowhere, and decided to create the universe 6000 years ago. God's pretty cool.
Anyway, not only did God created the universe, he created humans too. Not everyone understands the story of creationism, so I will have to tell it.
As a creationist, we believe humans lived since the beginning of time with the dinosaurs. Back then, we tamed some of them and rode them like horses into the sunset. When early humans go hunting, we needed to bring over 3000 men just to kill a dinosaur and bring back the meat. We didn't have bows and arrows yet, so we had to throw sticks and stones. Sometimes, we called them names, but that never hurt them.
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-dino.jpg
War was a lot different back then. You didn't need tanks or planes like today. Back then, whoever had the most dinosaurs would be the winner. It was kind of like Pokemon, but cooler.
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-DinoBattle.jpg
But anyway, as time went on, the dinosaurs dissappeared. God must have gotten tired of those stupid pokemon battles. And obviously, Noah was a bastard and didn't let dinosaurs on his boat. But some people think dinosaurs never existed. They think God placed those dinosaur bones there to trick us. I think this is true too. Haha, God is a such a prankster. He is awesome like that.
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-God.jpg
And finally, to my fellow creationist, don't give up. As long as we stick together, creationism will be a standard religion. And remember, don't listen to others. If you do what I do, then no one can ever tell us that we are wrong! Follow me!!!
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-Final.jpg
The End.
I am a creationist. People ask me "where did God come from?" There was nothing before God. Obviously, he popped out of nowhere, and decided to create the universe 6000 years ago. God's pretty cool.
Anyway, not only did God created the universe, he created humans too. Not everyone understands the story of creationism, so I will have to tell it.
As a creationist, we believe humans lived since the beginning of time with the dinosaurs. Back then, we tamed some of them and rode them like horses into the sunset. When early humans go hunting, we needed to bring over 3000 men just to kill a dinosaur and bring back the meat. We didn't have bows and arrows yet, so we had to throw sticks and stones. Sometimes, we called them names, but that never hurt them.
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-dino.jpg
War was a lot different back then. You didn't need tanks or planes like today. Back then, whoever had the most dinosaurs would be the winner. It was kind of like Pokemon, but cooler.
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-DinoBattle.jpg
But anyway, as time went on, the dinosaurs dissappeared. God must have gotten tired of those stupid pokemon battles. And obviously, Noah was a bastard and didn't let dinosaurs on his boat. But some people think dinosaurs never existed. They think God placed those dinosaur bones there to trick us. I think this is true too. Haha, God is a such a prankster. He is awesome like that.
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-God.jpg
And finally, to my fellow creationist, don't give up. As long as we stick together, creationism will be a standard religion. And remember, don't listen to others. If you do what I do, then no one can ever tell us that we are wrong! Follow me!!!
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-Final.jpg
The End.