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Creationism is true(with pictures too)

Actual Thinkers
21-11-2004, 02:25
A History of God and Creationism.

I am a creationist. People ask me "where did God come from?" There was nothing before God. Obviously, he popped out of nowhere, and decided to create the universe 6000 years ago. God's pretty cool.

Anyway, not only did God created the universe, he created humans too. Not everyone understands the story of creationism, so I will have to tell it.

As a creationist, we believe humans lived since the beginning of time with the dinosaurs. Back then, we tamed some of them and rode them like horses into the sunset. When early humans go hunting, we needed to bring over 3000 men just to kill a dinosaur and bring back the meat. We didn't have bows and arrows yet, so we had to throw sticks and stones. Sometimes, we called them names, but that never hurt them.

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-dino.jpg

War was a lot different back then. You didn't need tanks or planes like today. Back then, whoever had the most dinosaurs would be the winner. It was kind of like Pokemon, but cooler.

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-DinoBattle.jpg

But anyway, as time went on, the dinosaurs dissappeared. God must have gotten tired of those stupid pokemon battles. And obviously, Noah was a bastard and didn't let dinosaurs on his boat. But some people think dinosaurs never existed. They think God placed those dinosaur bones there to trick us. I think this is true too. Haha, God is a such a prankster. He is awesome like that.

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-God.jpg

And finally, to my fellow creationist, don't give up. As long as we stick together, creationism will be a standard religion. And remember, don't listen to others. If you do what I do, then no one can ever tell us that we are wrong! Follow me!!!

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-Final.jpg

The End.
Goed Twee
21-11-2004, 02:29
ROFFLE!

I'm SO bookmarking this xD
New Genoa
21-11-2004, 02:30
So in other words, you're attempting to be funny using hackneyed sarcastic remarks? Congratulations.
Cigalle
21-11-2004, 02:30
LOL...offensive :)
New Granada
21-11-2004, 02:31
Thankfully this debate has been settled now.

Sad to say there wont be any more arguing about evolution v creation but hey, I suppose its best in the end.
Spoffin
21-11-2004, 02:34
That was... odd.

I liked it.
JRV
21-11-2004, 02:36
LMFAO!

You deserve a medal.
New Genoa
21-11-2004, 02:49
Did you change the last image? I could've sworn it said 'evidence.'
Colodia
21-11-2004, 02:49
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Mellow-God.jpg

Classic...
Actual Thinkers
21-11-2004, 03:02
Did you change the last image? I could've sworn it said 'evidence.'


Yea, it said "evidence" before, but it sounded too scientific. My fellow creationist brothers may find it too complicated, and so I had to tone it down.
Luquillo
21-11-2004, 03:02
That's the most offensively hilarious thing I've ever seen
DemonLordEnigma
21-11-2004, 03:05
Tag.
JRV
21-11-2004, 03:11
Where did you get those pictures? Did I tell you that you deserve a medal? That was so damn funny, offensive, but funny...
Actual Thinkers
21-11-2004, 03:22
Where did you get those pictures? Did I tell you that you deserve a medal? That was so damn funny, offensive, but funny...

I drew them and stuck it on uploadit.org. If you guys like the thread, then don't forget to vote "5 stars" so that other people can see it too.

/spreading the word of creationism.
FMP
21-11-2004, 03:25
Damn...
New Genoa
21-11-2004, 03:29
That's the most offensively hilarious thing I've ever seen

It didn't seem too offensive to me.
New Granada
21-11-2004, 03:30
It didn't seem too offensive to me.


You'd have to be a rather clever fundie to get just how badly it eviscerates christian fundementalism.
CthulhuFhtagn
21-11-2004, 03:31
This is fucking hilarious.
Actual Thinkers
21-11-2004, 18:16
I didn't think the post was offensive. Everything seems fine to me. The only one that looked mildly offensive would be the God-digging one.
Rasputin the Thief
21-11-2004, 18:42
We've got a new leonard de vinci, thinker and painter :D
Superpower07
21-11-2004, 18:45
Roflmao
The Inverted Yak
21-11-2004, 18:48
That was pretty smart.. :D
The Lightning Star
21-11-2004, 18:49
Hey, i may be pro-evolutionism(to the dismay of my friends), but i still know a funny, and good, post when i see one! :D
Fat Rich People
21-11-2004, 19:01
That was fantastically funny! I loved it! :D
Violets and Kitties
21-11-2004, 20:19
Bravo!

You should consider adding more drawingsmaking a flash movie!
Drashonaf
21-11-2004, 20:27
It's funny because it's true :) wait, it is? now I confused myself... again...

But anyway, that's one of the best creationist arguments i've ever heard!
Terra - Domina
21-11-2004, 20:48
approved