NationStates Jolt Archive

As the title says. I mean specifically the NS players/posters you idolise, rather than just random people. I'm only listing a few now, in case this thread remains unpopular... Also, say whether you're a fan boy or girl, since not everyone here knows the gender of everyone... and this might help them remember :p

Me = fangirl of:


Sdaeriji
Grave_n_Idle
Bottle
Dakini
Slap Happy Lunatics
Refused Party Program
Lunatic Goofballs
Tuesday Heights
Monkeypimp
Goed
Any one I've forgotten bar the poster mentioned below (these to be specified a) if the thread is popular and b) when I can recall their names)


And :fluffle: to all of them :D.

I've left out the main person though, and will give a cookie to anyone who can guess who that is (not you Sdaeriji... you -> shhh)

As the title says. I mean specifically the NS players/posters you idolise, rather than just random people. I'm only listing a few now, in case this thread remains unpopular... Also, say whether you're a fan boy or girl, since not everyone here knows the gender of everyone... and this might help them remember :p

Me = fangirl of:


Sdaeriji
Grave_n_Idle
Bottle
Dakini
Slap Happy Lunatics
Refused Party Program
Lunatic Goofballs
Any one I've forgotten bar the poster mentioned below (these to be specified a) if the thread is popular and b) when I can recall their names)


And :fluffle: to all of them :D.

I've left out the main person though, and will give a cookie to anyone who can guess who that is (not you Sdaeriji... you -> shhh)

I kinda have a thing about female mods. They can whip me into shape anyday.

Deeelo, I always seem to agree with him. He's a very wise person. ;)

Hmm... it's hard to pick them out of the crowd!


Incertonia
Refused Party Program
Lunatic Goofballs
MKULTRA
Stephistan
Sdaeriji
Lapse
Spoffin

I must say that I am a big fan of the following people:

-Torching Witches: For his or her acceptance of other people's opinions and attempts to get people together
-Klonor: Knows way more about Halo and can spew out way too many RvB quotes. Too bad he is a guy.
-Eutrusca: I mean, come on, how can you not respect this guy?

Planta Genestae/Ekky Ekky Woopang/Angry Keep Left Signs!

-QahJoh, a very good Israel debater!
-Decisive Action, a very good laugh, a pure comic genius!
-Keruvalia, I dont know why!
-Cogitation, normally a very objective mod!

There are a few.. LG, Bottle and TBV come to mind to start with.

spoff, Tuesday, Incertonia..

+a bunch of new people that I probably always forget about. I have a shocking memory, especially for names..

Legless Pirates, Nicolo Medici (rarely posts, but good), The general mods are generally good.. , SD,

Oh and Refused Party Programme :P

If Jello Biafra is really Jello Biafra, then *add* otherwise, meh...

Not been here long enough to have had much interaction with peeps but Neo Cannen and Upward thrust are entertaining.

-Klonor: Knows way more about Halo and can spew out way too many RvB quotes. Too bad he is a guy.


Yes, to bad. But that operation should clear everything up ;)

Stephistan... she's a computer programmer working on her Political Science PhD and she still manages to moderate an online blogging game.

Stephistan... she's a computer programmer working on her Political Science PhD and she still manages to moderate an online blogging game.

Her husband's the computer programmer, she just deals with marketing. :p

Hehe!

Hi. I'm new!

I'm gonna say LG, all the way ;)

Hmm, I shall add Tuesday Heights and Monkeypimp to the list - I blame their absence on the original on my awful, awful memory... I'm sure others will be added to the list for a similar reason (that of me totally forgetting their name until they post).

And AHH! I forgot Goed! *pats Goed*. I apologise, and will edit accordingly. Should I put Goed Twee, or just Goed?

Why does no one want my cookie? Would I get more takers if I offered cake of some sort? Or lickable body spray (in Vanilla *or* Raspberry, no less)? I need someone else to guess it so I don't have to say it... I think my fan-girlness is scary in this one case...

Hmm... I need a hobby. Or rather, I need to get back to one of my many, many hobbies.

Lunatic Goofballs. Who else provides with words of wacky wisdom? :D

bump

<insert random quotes to mitigate the bumpage>


Just because I'm moody, it doesn't mean that you're not irritating
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
Optimism - the belief that things aren't as bad as we know they are

Too many NSers are fans of Refused Party Program. This defeats the object of being an angry sarcastic son of a bitch. It would also be very paradoxical of me to list NSers who I am a "fan" of since my scale doesn't go further up than 0. Nevertheless, I will give an honourable mention to Shaed for being the second ever believer of the Church Of Lemon Meringue.

Too many NSers are fans of Refused Party Program. This defeats the object of being an angry sarcastic son of a bitch. It would also be very paradoxical of me to list NSers who I am a "fan" of since my scale doesn't go further up than 0. Nevertheless, I will give an honourable mention to Shaed for being the second ever believer of the Church Of Lemon Meringue.

Yay! *does the happyhappy dance I do when mentioned*

And people are fans of you *because* you're a 'angry sarcastic son of a bitch' (inverted commas because that's not the wording *I'd* use, but I have to since it's what you said). It causes amusement and general pleasure.

Ick, I feel all fan-girly now :p

Yes, it's disgusting. Stop that!

Yes, it's disgusting. Stop that!

Hmm, better put you only the Big List of People Who Are Scared By My Fan-Girl-Ness.

I suppose it's too late to offer foodstuff/kinky toys to people to guess you, since I already put you on the main list...

ah well.

Ohh, I should add lemon meringue to the list of incentives *goes to edit list of incentives*

Oh no. That would be revealing far too much about myself.

Oh no. That would be revealing far too much about myself.

Yeah, we can't have that. The CIA is watching. o_0

P.S. FUCK YOU, CIA!

Yeah, we can't have that. The CIA is watching. o_0

P.S. FUCK YOU, CIA!

Oh, shush you. My thread is meant to *encourage* people to talk.

Jello Biafra, you could always just list your own puppet nations... only the mods would ever know (who needs the CIA...?)

Oh, shush you. My thread is meant to *encourage* people to talk.

Jello Biafra, you could always just list your own puppet nations... only the mods would ever know (who needs the CIA...?)
Yes, I think that's a good idea. <Makes mental note to create more puppet nations other than "Jello Biafra 2">

Oh, shush you. My thread is meant to *encourage* people to talk.

Jello Biafra, you could always just list your own puppet nations... only the mods would ever know (who needs the CIA...?)

I'm just saying what you're all thinking. :D

I'm just saying what you're all thinking. :D

Man, I know I have multiple personalities and all, but who are you to assume they all think the same---

---

Oh... you mean the other posters as well, right? Not just me and my host of personalities?

As the title says. I mean specifically the NS players/posters you idolise, rather than just random people. I'm only listing a few now, in case this thread remains unpopular... Also, say whether you're a fan boy or girl, since not everyone here knows the gender of everyone... and this might help them remember :p

Me = fangirl of:


Sdaeriji
Grave_n_Idle
Bottle
Dakini
Slap Happy Lunatics
Refused Party Program
Lunatic Goofballs
Tuesday Heights
Monkeypimp
Goed
Any one I've forgotten bar the poster mentioned below (these to be specified a) if the thread is popular and b) when I can recall their names)


And :fluffle: to all of them :D.

I've left out the main person though, and will give a cookie to anyone who can guess who that is (not you Sdaeriji... you -> shhh)

Well, obviously I am Sha-ed's number one fanboy, although I am desperately at a loss as to who her special interest is... We KNOW that it is a mod, and one of the 'evil' mods, so to speak... Myrth, perhaps?

I'm torn... I don't know if I'd rather have the Raspberry or the Vanilla lickable body spray... choices choices....

Other NSer's worthy of honourable mentions...

Bottle (obviously, because she just knows everything!), Dempublicents (who I can disagree with on fundamentals and yet STILL debate with), the late lamented Iakeokeo (who had his own peculiar twist), Willamena (for encyclopedic knowledge of the mythical and mysterious), Keruvalia (for just knowing stuff), Suicidal Librarians (for having wisdom far beyond her years), Lunatic Goofballs (for, well, being Lunatic Goofballs)... and, no doubt, many more that I lack the capacity to remember...

Too many NSers are fans of Refused Party Program. This defeats the object of being an angry sarcastic son of a bitch.

in other words, we don't need your fascist refused party program fanboydom

the late lamented Iakeokeo (who had his own peculiar twist),

Was he deleted, then? I thought he came back as "Iaeoeo" or something like that.

Goed, "twee" is two on dutch, so it fits my name :p

I'm choosing only LG because I don't wanna see partisanship bickering AGAIN. Simply enough, every one of LG's posts has brought a smile to my face when I needed it :)

Some1 mentioned mods early on in this thread, and I'm a "fanboy" of Unfree People. Not only did UP post something I agreed w/ in one of the electoral college threads, but I like the national motto.

OT: You notice I'm trying not to put anything that assumes UP's sex? I didn't put anything like "...I like his/her national motto."

The Smoking Man

(hehe)

Hmm... it's hard to pick them out of the crowd!


Incertonia
Refused Party Program
Lunatic Goofballs
MKULTRA
Stephistan
Sdaeriji
Lapse
Spoffin

Hey, excellent.

I'll usually check out any thread with Tuesday Hights as the last poster

Mostly Bottle, Incertonia and LG though I think.

The Smoking Man

(hehe)

RIP :(

RIP :(
*shakes head sadly*

Like he always said, some people will believe anything.

RIP :(

So The Smoking Man finally died? That's another NS legend biting the dust.

I'm officially a fan of Lunatic Goofballs! You rock, LG!

Kwangistar is awesome, too. He is there to counter the liberal nonsense of this forum, for which I am always grateful. :)

So The Smoking Man finally died? That's another NS legend biting the dust.


From what I heard anyway...

Someone posted what looked like a copy and paste of what appears in regional happenings when a nation disapears, but that means that someone must have known where The Smoking Man lived...


Conpiracy! Get The Smoking Man onto this!! wait hang on..

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=373444


<_<
>_>
<_<

Disappearing threads reappearing? Sounds like a conspiracy to me.

Where's the Smoking Man when you need him?

Alas, the Smoking Man is no more.
The nation ceased to exist three days ago. I believe disposal of the remains is to be by cremation.

:o The White Hats!!!

Someone bring them in for interogation!

So The Smoking Man finally died? That's another NS legend biting the dust.
Like I said that he said... some people will believe, quite literally, absolutely anything.

Too many NSers are fans of Refused Party Program. This defeats the object of being an angry sarcastic son of a bitch. It would also be very paradoxical of me to list NSers who I am a "fan" of since my scale doesn't go further up than 0. Nevertheless, I will give an honourable mention to Shaed for being the second ever believer of the Church Of Lemon Meringue.
EEE <3 RPP

JRV, it would have to be JRV for me.

good goddam but i am feeling the love! if i knew i had fanboys and fangirls i would have built myself a theater so that i could take them on a backstage tour or some shit like that.

Well, obviously I am Sha-ed's number one fanboy, although I am desperately at a loss as to who her special interest is... We KNOW that it is a mod, and one of the 'evil' mods, so to speak... Myrth, perhaps?

I'm torn... I don't know if I'd rather have the Raspberry or the Vanilla lickable body spray... choices choices....

Other NSer's worthy of honourable mentions...

Bottle (obviously, because she just knows everything!), Dempublicents (who I can disagree with on fundamentals and yet STILL debate with), the late lamented Iakeokeo (who had his own peculiar twist), Willamena (for encyclopedic knowledge of the mythical and mysterious), Keruvalia (for just knowing stuff), Suicidal Librarians (for having wisdom far beyond her years), Lunatic Goofballs (for, well, being Lunatic Goofballs)... and, no doubt, many more that I lack the capacity to remember...

Yay! Proof that someone reads my rambling posts that aren't fully on topic (ie, the ones talking about eeeeeeevil mods)! *happy dance*

And, well, you can possibly have both Vanilla *and* Raspberry... I'm sure they'd be great mixed together (mmm Vanilla-Raspberry). I can't promise they actually do taste good though... I have to wait until I'm 18 before I can go into the store that sells them.. *grumbles*.

Note how I am totally, totally avoiding pointing out that you were right? That's because I think my fan-girl-ness scares Myrt--- I mean, the poster in question :D.

I'm a huge fan of Colodia, he's simply the best and the guy with the most ambition to rule the world. Then destroy it minutes before he was supposed to die.

Parratoga
Shaed
Stephistan
Unfree People
Katganistan
Dakini
Incertonia

I'll think of more later.

Incertonia, Bottle, the -istans (Steph and Zepp), Gymoor

I confuse Cholodo and Cosomethinorother all the damn time so, since I don't actually believe any of you exist and are all just part of a very complicated Zork-type thingy my computer does to entertain me I just think of the two as one very schitzophranic poster, which makes it pretty entertaining.

Spoffin is pretty cool.

I'm a "fanboy" of Socialist Dictionaries, for having the best name ever.

in other words, we don't need your fascist refused party program fanboydom

Exactly!

Exactly!

But I get to keep my honourable mention, right?

Her husband's the computer programmer, she just deals with marketing. :p

not to mention I had a major crush on her my freshman year in college... wait, I never said that!

But I get to keep my honourable mention, right?

As long as you're still a firm believer in the Church of Lemon Meringue.

I'm a "fanboy" of Socialist Dictionaries, for having the best name ever.

Wow, i got a mention :D

Mmmmmmm, Smug Mode

Hoping an old-timer would mention me, but I always seem to get my hopes up.

And who is on my list? I am too lazy to thing about it. Most of them are most likely gone now, though. I remember back in the day when I was on every night talking to the same people and having parties together, just us. Post whoring at its finest. Then things went down once one of the people became even more crazy then he already was. Anyways...I am off...kind of.

Wow, i got a mention :D

Mmmmmmm, Smug Mode

It only took you 20 posts, too.

It only took you 20 posts, too.

Yeah 20 + 1403 ;)

As long as you're still a firm believer in the Church of Lemon Meringue.

Hmm... well, yay then... I guess.

Being a firm believer doesn't entail 'voluntary'* donations, does it? Only I'm rather completely flat broke now...




*you know, the type where it's a choice between making a 'voluntary' donation or suffering horribly? I hate them.

Mr. Goofballs
Planta genesomething
...

Actually... anyone who tries to piss on every serious discussion on the board

Mr. Goofballs
Planta genesomething
...

Actually... anyone who tries to piss on every serious discussion on the board

Not even LG does it to EVERY discussion on the boards. I've seen him be serious, and he's actually quite onto it.

I have been known to take the piss from time to time...

Borgoa (disappeared)
Chodolo
Socialist Dictionaries
Keruvalia
Kellarly
Deacon Dave
Lotringen

This doesn't mean I always agree with them. If the list should be of people you most agree with I'd choose Borgoa.

I have a very long list that goes back but i think most the reasons was from when we had good ole forum seven to have fun in but it was destroyed..Anyways i think

The Most Glorious Hack

Not even LG does it to EVERY discussion on the boards. I've seen him be serious, and he's actually quite onto it.

I have been known to take the piss from time to time...
I am a fan of you too Monkeypimp..

Borgoa (disappeared)
Cholodo
Socialist Dictionaries
Keruvalia
Kellarly
Deacon Dave
Lotringen

This doesn't mean I always agree with them. If the list should be of people you most agree with I'd choose Borgoa.

wow, somebody likes me :) way to go to cheer me up :) even if you don't always agree with me, its still good that we can agree to disagree

wow, somebody likes me
confusing :confused:

confusing :confused:

*crosses LP off his list*

:p only kidding

Being a firm believer doesn't entail 'voluntary'* donations, does it? Only I'm rather completely flat broke now...




*you know, the type where it's a choice between making a 'voluntary' donation or suffering horribly? I hate them.

Depends what you want to donate. ;)

I am a fan of you too Monkeypimp..

oh yeah, right back at you.

Actually, I was impressed that you came out of nowhere, posted fuckloads of posts from day one, and were consistantly not shit.

The problem is, my shocking memory usually only pulls up people who have been around forever.

oh yeah, right back at you.

Actually, I was impressed that you came out of nowhere, posted fuckloads of posts from day one, and were consistantly not shit.

The problem is, my shocking memory usually only pulls up people who have been around forever.
Dude... you remembered... that's so sweet :fluffle:

Ok, list time

i am a fan bloke of...

Lunatic Goofballs
The Fairy Tinkerbell
Norticlass
Junii
Torching Witches
Helioterro
Deacon Dave
Lotringen
Vittos Ordination
Legless Pirates
Schnappslant
Gidetsisms
Refused Party Programme (dedicated lover of the Paradise Club)

hmmm, think thats about all...

Ok, list time

Lunatic Goofballs
The Fairy Tinkerbell
Norticlass
Junii
Helioterro
Deacon Dave
Lotringen
Vittos Ordination
Legless Pirates
Gidetsisms

hmmm, think thats about all...
YAY... my first one

You forgot Refused Party Program! Unbeliever!

Revise thine list or verily I shall smite thee! With lemon meringue!

You forgot Refused Party Program! Unbeliever!

Revise thine list or verily I shall smite thee! With lemon meringue!

SWEET LORD NO NOT LEMON MERINGUE!!!!

*adds RRP to list at lemon meringue point*

(well it can't be gun point can it?!)


EDIT: sorry couldn't resist :p

Ok, list time

Lunatic Goofballs
The Fairy Tinkerbell
Norticlass
Junii
Helioterro
Deacon Dave
Lotringen
Vittos Ordination
Legless Pirates
Gidetsisms
Refused Party Programme (dedicated lover of the Paradise Club)

hmmm, think thats about all...

A tear just rolled down my cheek. Thank you. :fluffle:

A tear just rolled down my cheek. Thank you. :fluffle:

*blushes*

hehe, well after our little 'conversation' with BlindLiberals, it would be a crime not to put you down.

Vaugely updated my list. I just noticed I'm a Cabbage Patch Girl. funfunfunfun

Vaugely updated my list. I just noticed I'm a Cabbage Patch Girl. funfunfunfun

I have just recently been labeled "deadly," so watch out.

Cabbage Patch Girls rule the world

I must say that I am a big fan of the following people:

-Torching Witches: For his or her acceptance of other people's opinions and attempts to get people together
-Klonor: Knows way more about Halo and can spew out way too many RvB quotes. Too bad he is a guy.
-Eutrusca: I mean, come on, how can you not respect this guy?

Only five posts before my first (and, erm, only) mention!

Screw you guys!! I have the best opinions of everyone!!!

Thanks Los Banditos, you're alright too, as are (in no particular order):

The Imperial Navy
The Imperial Navy's sister
Kellarly
Legless Pirates
Chicken Pi (for her - I think 'her' - appreciation of quotes)
Arcadian Mists (for being the first to join Agnostics Unite)
Bottle (for being staunchly opinionated even though I rarely agree with her)

...erm, that will do.

Hoping an old-timer would mention me, but I always seem to get my hopes up.

And who is on my list? I am too lazy to thing about it. Most of them are most likely gone now, though. I remember back in the day when I was on every night talking to the same people and having parties together, just us. Post whoring at its finest. Then things went down once one of the people became even more crazy then he already was. Anyways...I am off...kind of.

Ha! only just noticed your post.

About 10 minutes ago I added the letters 'SD' to my list on page 1.


feel spesh?

I forgot Helioterra. And Monkeypimp.

The Imperial Navy's sister... lol

myself :p
I must be assasinated because I am overconfident :mp5:

myself :p
I must be assasinated because I am overconfident :mp5:

:sniper:

consider it done ;)

The Imperial Navy's sister... lol


She was actually kind of interesting. Maybe it was just because she tried pretending to be him before she came clean.

She was actually kind of interesting. Maybe it was just because she tried pretending to be him before she came clean.
That was the funniest part.... and then SUDDENLY he came back before she expected it

LOL...WTF?!

I demand more worshippers!

I add Legless Pirates, RFP and Torching Witches
My first list was too serious, people from serious threads etc
but in the first list I might add Vittos Ordination. Maybe in few days. I have to keep an eye on him...

I demand more worshippers!

*Bows to the great Sdaeriji*

I demand more worshippers!

It is futile. Soon all of NS will be following the Church of Lemon Meringue. Join us now and you'll look really cool when it gets popular.

I add Legless Pirates, RFP and Torching Witches
My first list was too serious, people from serious threads etc
but in the first list I might add Vittos Ordination. Maybe in few days. I have to keep an eye on him...

You should keep an eye on me, I'm deadly.

*Bows to the great Sdaeriji*

Damn right.

I demand more worshippers!

As my parents freqently said "I demand doesn't get!" now ask nicely fool :p ;) :D

As my parents freqently said "I demand doesn't get!" now ask nicely fool :p ;) :D

I demand more worshippers please?

I demand more worshippers please?
The proper phrase is "Could you pass me the worshippers please?"

I demand more worshippers please?

thats better, good boy or girl

but if your that much of a wuss then you got no chance. if you want worshipers you have to demand it and smite them if they don't do as you say... :p

I demand more worshippers please?

*gets up, shakes head, walks away*

Pansy, the Sdaeriji I worshipped would have laughed at a request for pleasantries.

I have lost all faith in mankind.

thats better, good boy or girl

but if your that much of a wuss then you got no chance. if you want worshipers you have to demand it and smite them if they don't do as you say... :p

That's fine. I already control half of the world's population. When I get around to enslaving you, I'll force you to worship me. Until then, enjoy your freedoms; they aren't going to last.

*gets up, shakes head, walks away*

Pansy, the Sdaeriji I worshipped would have laughed at a request for pleasantries.

I have lost all faith in mankind.


I'm sorry, but it doesn't work like that. You don't get to choose to leave my religion. If I decide that you can leave, then you can leave, but you don't get to make that choice on your own. What do you think this is?

That's fine. I already control half of the world's population. When I get around to enslaving you, I'll force you to worship me. Until then, enjoy your freedoms; they aren't going to last.

Woohoo enslavement baby! :D

I spit on enslavement... ANARCHY!

*puh*

I don't "know" enough of you guys yet, heh...perhaps I'll come back later and post a list....

Hmm... popularity contest. lol

My NS fan list:

AMF
Praetonia
Granzi
Sdaeriji (even though we're fighting about the longest quasi war in history ;) )
Greenmanbry
Isselmere

I might think of more later. I might not. We'll see.

Spoffin is pretty cool.
Yay! External justification!

Yay! Proof that someone reads my rambling posts that aren't fully on topic (ie, the ones talking about eeeeeeevil mods)! *happy dance*

And, well, you can possibly have both Vanilla *and* Raspberry... I'm sure they'd be great mixed together (mmm Vanilla-Raspberry). I can't promise they actually do taste good though... I have to wait until I'm 18 before I can go into the store that sells them.. *grumbles*.

Note how I am totally, totally avoiding pointing out that you were right? That's because I think my fan-girl-ness scares Myrt--- I mean, the poster in question :D.

So long as I get my vanilla and raspberry, it's all good.

Depends what you want to donate. ;)

Hmm... I can donate.... ponies. That's about it. Maybe a custom pony, commissioned to fit the religion... but gah! I can't talk on more art projects! I'm already drowning in them...

Ok, so really, that leaves you a choice between ponies, and Discworld books. Or my Morrowind cd's, possibly (since a greater sacrifice would be hard to come by).

I'd offer my virginity but, well, that would be tricky. I'd have to hunt down the guy who saw it last, and all. Far too much effort.

The proper phrase is "Could you pass me the worshippers please?"

You! I almost choked to death laughing because of you! *growls*

And now I have a sudden urge to start a collection of NS quotes... and publish it. And become a multi-millionaire! And then get sued, and end up impoverished! But THEN, someone would take pity on me and lend me shelter, but then turn out to be a jerk, and, I don't know, violently rape me or something. And then I'd die. Of internal bleeding, or some such minor detail.

And it'll all be your fault, LP. I demand either retribution, or sugar. Or sugar as a form of retribution. Or... retribution in the form of sugar.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Reploid Productions.

I have a thing for strong women. ;)

I <3 Discworld.

I <3 Discworld.

*punch*

Hmm... I can donate.... ponies. That's about it. Maybe a custom pony, commissioned to fit the religion... but gah! I can't talk on more art projects! I'm already drowning in them...

Ok, so really, that leaves you a choice between ponies, and Discworld books. Or my Morrowind cd's, possibly (since a greater sacrifice would be hard to come by).

I'd offer my virginity but, well, that would be tricky. I'd have to hunt down the guy who saw it last, and all. Far too much effort.



You! I almost choked to death laughing because of you! *growls*

And now I have a sudden urge to start a collection of NS quotes... and publish it. And become a multi-millionaire! And then get sued, and end up impoverished! But THEN, someone would take pity on me and lend me shelter, but then turn out to be a jerk, and, I don't know, violently rape me or something. And then I'd die. Of internal bleeding, or some such minor detail.

And it'll all be your fault, LP. I demand either retribution, or sugar. Or sugar as a form of retribution. Or... retribution in the form of sugar.

That's a wee bit disturbing.

So long as I get my vanilla and raspberry, it's all good.

Well, if it's only the vanilla-and-raspberry-ness that's needed, I have V&R lipbalm and... some sort of moisturiser, too. I have Vanilla oil essence, also.

Hmm, come to think of it, I have quite a lot of V&R stuff. How excellent.

That's a wee bit disturbing.

Man, I just wanted some sugar, is all.

Wait, I assume you're talking about the whole violent rape + death thing? Not, like, my obsession with sugar? Or say, the ponies?

God, I need to go sleep. I just came here to save my threads...

I think he found the thought of you as a multi-millionnaire disturbing. I certainly did.

Man, I just wanted some sugar, is all.

Wait, I assume you're talking about the whole violent rape + death thing? Not, like, my obsession with sugar? Or say, the ponies?

God, I need to go sleep. I just came here to save my threads...

The violent rape and death thing, yes. The sugar and ponies are acceptable.

Go to sleep. Or get online and talk to me. Either one.

I stand corrected.

I stand corrected.

*kick to the groin*

You don't stand at all now.

*kick to the groin*

You don't stand at all now.

I brake for badgers.

So which of you fools still demands more worship?

So which of you fools still demands more worship?

You are already worshipping me.

The violent rape and death thing, yes. The sugar and ponies are acceptable.

Go to sleep. Or get online and talk to me. Either one.

I will sleep, because I have a full day of pony shopping tomorrow (yay). I'll be online and talking to you tomorrow night.

*waves goodnight*

Hopefully my threads can survive another 24 hour period without my constant attention.

I will sleep, because I have a full day of pony shopping tomorrow (yay). I'll be online and talking to you tomorrow night.

*waves goodnight*

Hopefully my threads can survive another 24 hour period without my constant attention.


Damn you!

*shakes fist*

You better be on tomorrow, or there will be terrible consequences!

You are already worshipping me.
Actually i'm worshipping the old mod's.

Actually i'm worshipping the old mod's.

No, you see, I put everyone who does not worship me to death. Therefore, since you are alive, you must worship me, right?

Actually i'm worshipping the old mod's.

Pagan!

No, you see, I put everyone who does not worship me to death. Therefore, since you are alive, you must worship me, right?

Either that or you are not omnipotent....

No, you see, I put everyone who does not worship me to death. Therefore, since you are alive, you must worship me, right?
Your not all powerful so therefore i live plus i have a cool laser to light up things for mod bomb.

Wrong because i cannot die i'm the only one who could think up conspiracy theories implicating the mods into crimes like killing JFK or Bill Gates. Which is why i'm loved by all.

*stab*

*stab stab stab*

*stabbity stab stab stab*

*stab*

Hmmm looks like i'm still here. Why don't you go murder someone important like G Dubya. He's just useless.

Clan Smoke Jaguar for having the most incredibly realistic military storefronts, and for trying to ensure others are somewhat grounded in reality.

There are a few people from the early days of NS whom I forget who posted some of the most amazing hilarious stuff I've ever read... damn memory...

And Sarzonia (and others) for being able to post so many threads to aid beginners in developing NS skills.

Suicidal Librarians (for having wisdom far beyond her years)

Well, thank you! :)

Hmm... I can donate.... ponies. That's about it. Maybe a custom pony, commissioned to fit the religion... but gah! I can't talk on more art projects! I'm already drowning in them...

Ok, so really, that leaves you a choice between ponies, and Discworld books. Or my Morrowind cd's, possibly (since a greater sacrifice would be hard to come by).

I'd offer my virginity but, well, that would be tricky. I'd have to hunt down the guy who saw it last, and all. Far too much effort.

You! I almost choked to death laughing because of you! *growls*

And now I have a sudden urge to start a collection of NS quotes... and publish it. And become a multi-millionaire! And then get sued, and end up impoverished! But THEN, someone would take pity on me and lend me shelter, but then turn out to be a jerk, and, I don't know, violently rape me or something. And then I'd die. Of internal bleeding, or some such minor detail.

And it'll all be your fault, LP. I demand either retribution, or sugar. Or sugar as a form of retribution. Or... retribution in the form of sugar.

You are a strange one... :)

So, the options tables are ponies, discworld (looking like a winner so far), Morrowind and virginity...

The curious thing is that FINDING your virginity is the part you think the difficult step... not the donating it part, over several thousand miles of virtual connection...

Regarding the whole last part of you post... it's a shame you don't live in the US... looking at how trials like the 'Peterson' case are decided, I think you've got a pretty good case against LP for some kind of rape/murder/extortion conspiracy. :)

No more sugar for that girl...

Well, thank you! :)

No problems... credit where credit is due, and all that.

:)

Well, if it's only the vanilla-and-raspberry-ness that's needed, I have V&R lipbalm and... some sort of moisturiser, too. I have Vanilla oil essence, also.

Hmm, come to think of it, I have quite a lot of V&R stuff. How excellent.

Leaving us all with the knowledge that Shaed is fairly comprehensively rapsberry and vanilla flavoured....

*sigh*

You are a strange one... :)

So, the options tables are ponies, discworld (looking like a winner so far), Morrowind and virginity...

The curious thing is that FINDING your virginity is the part you think the difficult step... not the donating it part, over several thousand miles of virtual connection...

Regarding the whole last part of you post... it's a shame you don't live in the US... looking at how trials like the 'Peterson' case are decided, I think you've got a pretty good case against LP for some kind of rape/murder/extortion conspiracy. :)

No more sugar for that girl...

Well, virginity is a hard thing to find, you know (ha! Double-entendres for all!)

And bah! I *like* sugar. I have even *more* ponies to offer today, since I went shopping for more (I got a pony dress shop! Yay!).

And yeah, I do have a good case... maybe I should move... I wonder if the pay-out would cover a return fare to/from Australia...

And I don't know if LP is on any of my lists so far, but if not, I must ammend the list now.

Leaving us all with the knowledge that Shaed is fairly comprehensively rapsberry and vanilla flavoured....

*sigh*

Mmm... Vanilla and Raspberry...

*evil, wicked grin*

:p

huzah!

huzah!

Wow, you are quick to reply... unless you've been stalking me! Stalker!

*flees*

*returns, because online 'stalkers' amuse me*

Wow, you are quick to reply... unless you've been stalking me! Stalker!

*flees*

*returns, because online 'stalkers' amuse me*
*stalky stalky*

*whisper in the ear*
Could you pass me the worshipper please?

*stalky stalky*

*whisper in the ear*
Could you pass me the worshipper please?

LOL! :D

*stalky stalky*

*whisper in the ear*
Could you pass me the worshipper please?

Ahhhhh!

*flees to pillowfort*

And, just for reference, making me laugh while I'm eating icecream is JUST as bad as making me laugh with drinking Coke.

I'm trying to picture you with ice cream coming out of your nose from laughin too hard...

It works :D

Well, virginity is a hard thing to find, you know (ha! Double-entendres for all!)

And bah! I *like* sugar. I have even *more* ponies to offer today, since I went shopping for more (I got a pony dress shop! Yay!).

And yeah, I do have a good case... maybe I should move... I wonder if the pay-out would cover a return fare to/from Australia...

And I don't know if LP is on any of my lists so far, but if not, I must ammend the list now.

I did consider reworking your first line... which was, indeed, very entendre friendly... but none of the witty twists I came up with were really suitable for family viewing, so I had to leave them out of the public eye. :)

Ponies, sugar, and thinly veiled double-entendres... ever get the feeling your life has been swapped for an episode of Powerpuff Girls?

I'm trying to picture you with ice cream coming out of your nose from laughin too hard...

It works :D

That's pretty hot, if you ask me.

That's pretty hot, if you ask me.
pffff WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

now I have pieces of apple coming out of my nose :(

pffff WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

now I have pieces of apple coming out of my nose :(

I rule!

Mmm... Vanilla and Raspberry...

*evil, wicked grin*

:p

Vanilla and Raspberry AND an 'evil, wicked grin'?

I think I have to go sit down for a minute.... :)

pffff WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

now I have pieces of apple coming out of my nose :(

Now, THERE's an attractive image!

:)

I'm trying to picture you with ice cream coming out of your nose from laughin too hard...

It works :D

Man... I don't like all this 'people being amused by my suffering'...

Man... I don't like all this 'people being amused by my suffering'...
laughing = suffering? Sucks to be you

laughing = suffering? Sucks to be you

Well, I meant more the 'choking on icecream and startling the cat that was sitting on my lap, which possesses 20 very sharp claws, which it used to kick off me and flee the room'.

You'd consider it suffering too...

Well, I meant more the 'choking on icecream and startling the cat that was sitting on my lap, which possesses 20 very sharp claws, which it used to kick off me and flee the room'.

You'd consider it suffering too...
Auch.... I know your pain (well not the ice cream, but the cat... auch)

Well, I meant more the 'choking on icecream and startling the cat that was sitting on my lap, which possesses 20 very sharp claws, which it used to kick off me and flee the room'.

You'd consider it suffering too...

I would consider it more suffering if it were me, considering where you said the cats claws were located.

I would consider it more suffering if it were me, considering where you said the cats claws were located.
Like the female bits don't hurt?

I would consider it more suffering if it were me, considering where you said the cats claws were located.

Hmm... that's a very good point.

'twas still suffering for me though.

Like the female bits don't hurt?

Female bits are less exposed.

And if you get my lovely, lovely, non-deleted thread deleted, I *will* hurt you.

Unless it's deleted by Myrth, because then I'd be too busy being thrilled at the attention...

:p

Female bits are less exposed.

And if you get my lovely, lovely, non-deleted thread deleted, I *will* hurt you.

Unless it's deleted by Myrth, because then I'd be too busy being thrilled at the attention...

:p
A cat's claws go deep...

Sorry... I will stop now

A cat's claws go deep...

Sorry... I will stop now

Deep yes, but into my thigh, not my bits.

Hence why I'm here posting, not flailing around cursing the cat.

And I will stop also. Here, have some pony packaging. As a reward.

If you're really, *really* good, I might consider giving you some precious pony points (yay alliteration)

Yay pony packages


what are those?

Yay pony packages


what are those?

They are the packages that ponies come in. They're mostly pink, so I hope you have something to hide them in.

They are the packages that ponies come in. They're mostly pink, so I hope you have something to hide them in.
I thought they came from horses' wombs?

I thought they came from horses' wombs?

Well, I don't know *what* those crazy people at Hasbro are up to... I wouldn't put it past them.

Although these boxes are quite sharp and... box... like.

I guess abortion is an even *more* important issue to horses...


(hands up people who don't know what I'm on about...)

Well, I don't know *what* those crazy people at Hasbro are up to... I wouldn't put it past them.

Although these boxes are quite sharp and... box... like.

I guess abortion is an even *more* important issue to horses...


(hands up people who don't know what I'm on about...)
*hands up*

*hands up*

Well, it was a nice thread while it lasted...

But, when in the space of two pages, topics hit "What Shaed Tastes Like", the accessibility of girl 'bits', and the contents of a horses uterus....

Well, it was a nice thread while it lasted...

:D

Those who wish to show their dedication to the Church of Lemon Meringue need only donate their sugar.

Those who wish to show their dedication to the Church of Lemon Meringue need only donate their sugar.

What sugar? Oh... this sugar? But I need it... for... revenge! Yeah, that's what it's for. I'm sugaring someone's thingy... gastank.... thingy.

You don't have to donate all of it. Just enough so that the Church can make enough pies for the congregation (the both of us) and distribute them equally.

You people and your fake churches.

Blasphemer!!!

I have no choice but to respect your opinion and engage in discourse with you in a manner that is neither invasive nor confrontational but educational if you so approve!!! :mad:

*throws a blueberry pie against the church of lemon meringue*

Now go back to your cult of the damned and abuse i mean lead your congregation.

*throws a blueberry pie against the church of lemon meringue*

Hey, we take donations inside. Don't waste it!

*donates a lemon meringue to himself*

*donates a lemon meringue to himself*

Pie-eh-lujah! A new believer!

Pie-eh-lujah! A new believer!
You know what you should do.... send a load of pies to hungry kids in Africa. Very easy to get new followers there

You know what you should do.... send a load of pies to hungry kids in Africa. Very easy to get new followers there

We will send them the pies without forcing our faith upon them, thank-you-very much.

Now go back to your cult of the damned and abuse i mean lead your congregation.

You do realise his congregation *likes* abuse, right?

Right?

Mmmmabuse. How boring life would be without it...

I had a feeling they did i just didn't want the civil rights hippies running here.

yuk... hippies

The Imperial Navy
The Imperial Navy's sister
Kellarly
Legless Pirates
Chicken Pi (for her - I think 'her' - appreciation of quotes)
Arcadian Mists (for being the first to join Agnostics Unite)
Bottle (for being staunchly opinionated even though I rarely agree with her)

...erm, that will do.

I knew i'd be in there somwhere... but did you have to remind me of my sister? that theiving nation stealer.

I knew i'd be in there somwhere... but did you have to remind me of my sister? that theiving nation stealer.
That was rather funny... she pretending to be you

Incertonia, Bottle, the -istans (Steph and Zepp), Gymoor

I confuse Cholodo and Cosomethinorother all the damn time so, since I don't actually believe any of you exist and are all just part of a very complicated Zork-type thingy my computer does to entertain me I just think of the two as one very schitzophranic poster, which makes it pretty entertaining.

Spoffin is pretty cool.

Amazing what you find when you egotistically search for one's own name. Thanks Cannot think of a name, the respect is mutual.

wow quite a gravedig there :p
i miss TIN :(

me = fanboy of:

Ariddia
Glitziness
Kanabia
Potaria
Jello B
Downmarching Void
Cannot Think of a name
tink
fass
czardas
LP

and probably more but they're just as they rolled off the top of my head :)

Jello B*gasp!* I've been mentioned in one of these threads! <Has heart attack and dies.>

Anybody who hates Fass.
Not been here long to form a proper opinion of anyone but I quite like Fass. I could like you too if you want it.;)

*gasp!* I've been mentioned in one of these threads! <Has heart attack and dies.>

Oh, this is the big one! I'm coming, Mariel, I--- *dies*

i haven't really been on these forums long enough to decide much about this, but Melkor Unchained sticks in my head after i remember him completely owning someone in an argument despite the fact that the other guy kept on changing his story.

hella gravedig. But meh. Saves opening a new one I 'spose.

Ummmm....

Uh..okay. I won't mention anyone because on reflection I like most people here and i'll only accidentally leave out someone that I should have put down anyway. And then they'll be all like "dude you left me out" and i'll be like "arghshitNOfaaaaaagggrrrrrrhggggh." and i'll have to club myself in the head with something.

And I don't much feel like clubbing myself in the head with something.

So i'm the fanboy of anyone who i'm listed by.

The dead are rising. I bet Umbrella is responsible for this.

i haven't really been on these forums long enough to decide much about this, but Melkor Unchained sticks in my head after i remember him completely owning someone in an argument despite the fact that the other guy kept on changing his story.

This thread started 4 months before you joined :cool:

wow quite a gravedig there :p
i miss TIN :(

me = fanboy of:

Ariddia
Glitziness
Kanabia
Potaria
Jello B
Downmarching Void
Cannot Think of a name
tink
fass
czardas
LP

and probably more but they're just as they rolled off the top of my head :)
yeah gravedig.:(
Tink
Mr Gigglesworth
Aerou
LM
Monkeypimp
myself....