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So, Somebody Thought I Was Britney Spears

Tuesday Heights
19-11-2004, 09:54
So, I posted this pic in my Xanga today:

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/9219/20041118bspears11jv.jpg

This was the immediate response:
Your facial expression in this pic looks almost exactly like the one in the profile pic.
Posted 11/18/2004 at 3:52 PM by molemandan

Wow. You do realize that's Britney Spears, right?
Posted 11/18/2004 at 4:53 PM by skytowerpoet

This is the picture he's comparing it to:

http://p9.xanga.com/95/53/955359ca2d4b01809bedbdfc88473f401884584.jpg

So, what's the verdict?
DeaconDave
19-11-2004, 09:57
You're female right ?

Or, was that not your picture? :confused:
Texan Hotrodders
19-11-2004, 09:59
Was the respondent on drugs?

Actually, were you on drugs? Marijauna would be my suspicion, given the commestibles you're carrying in that photo. ;)
Vittos Ordination
19-11-2004, 10:00
I'm confused :confused:
The Most Glorious Hack
19-11-2004, 10:01
Actually, were you on drugs? Marijauna would be my suspicion, given the commestibles you're carrying in that photo. ;)

Nah, she's got Micky D's, not White Castle.
Texan Hotrodders
19-11-2004, 10:03
Look, in Texas we didn't have White Castle, so Micky D's was the primary option. So I would see it as perfectly valid munchies food.
The Most Glorious Hack
19-11-2004, 10:04
Look, in Texas we didn't have White Castle, so Micky D's was the primary option. So I would see it as perfectly valid munchies food.
I'm sorry... "Crystal" for my southern viewers. :p
The Phoenix Milita
19-11-2004, 10:06
from a distance that looks like britney spears

take a pic of you holding a sign which says "The Phoenix Milita Owns Me" and i will believe you.


;) :p :p :p :D
Tuesday Heights
19-11-2004, 10:06
Ok, the first picture is Britney Spears pulled from the AP wire this morning... the second one, of the little kid, is my Senior baby photo (I'm like 4 in it). Yes, I'm female. ;-)

This is my Senior picture, just take off like four inches on the hair, and you have me now:

http://img28.exs.cx/img28/5062/seniorpicture.jpg
Goed Twee
19-11-2004, 10:11
Ok, the first picture is Britney Spears pulled from the AP wire this morning... the second one, of the little kid, is my Senior baby photo (I'm like 4 in it). Yes, I'm female. ;-)

This is my Senior picture, just take off like four inches on the hair, and you have me now:

http://img28.exs.cx/img28/5062/seniorpicture.jpg

Whisky Tango Foxtrot.

I didn't know we had a fucking CELEBERTY posting here!
juuuuuuuuuust kidding ;)
DeaconDave
19-11-2004, 10:11
You have nice cheekbones.

You are hot.

(Ok you ban me now).
Texan Hotrodders
19-11-2004, 10:12
I'm sorry... "Crystal" for my southern viewers. :p

Huh? You totally lost me there. We were talking about drugs, so...methamphetamines?
Tuesday Heights
19-11-2004, 10:13
You have nice cheekbones.

You are hot.

(Ok you ban me now).

* blushes *

Thanks. :fluffle:
Cannot think of a name
19-11-2004, 10:17
Just count yourself lucky you get quality celeb comparisons, unlike my crap list:

Bobcat Goldthwait, John Ritter, Silent Bob, Droopy Dog, Wimpy, a walrus....(not The Walrus, a walrus...)
Goed Twee
19-11-2004, 10:20
I've had Ashton Cutcher before. Which is a bit of a compliment, considering he's a former male model and I'm a tall ugly troll :p
Keruvalia
19-11-2004, 10:23
Britney's just a little too excited about that bag of grease filled crap she's holding. To each their own, though.
Clontopia
19-11-2004, 10:25
Huh? You totally lost me there. We were talking about drugs, so...methamphetamines?

I think the post was talking about Crystal Burger. A white castle style resurant, One just opened not to long ago in dfw metro.
Clontopia
19-11-2004, 10:27
Look, in Texas we didn't have White Castle, so Micky D's was the primary option. So I would see it as perfectly valid munchies food.

Thats right. in Texas we require our buggers to have meat in them. :p
Infinite Power
19-11-2004, 10:27
Britney spears huh...??
No more 4 years!!!
Kerry sucks!!

I dont see the point of this thread so I hope u guys can use one of these standard forum responses... :fluffle:
DeaconDave
19-11-2004, 10:28
* blushes *

Thanks. :fluffle:


You are more than welcome.
New Fuglies
19-11-2004, 10:30
Thats right. in Texas we require our buggers to have meat in them. :p

Buggers? :eek:
Texan Hotrodders
19-11-2004, 10:30
I think the post was talking about Crystal Burger. A white castle style resurant, One just opened not to long ago in dfw metro.

Interesting. Do they use the same products as White Castle?
Texan Hotrodders
19-11-2004, 10:31
Buggers? :eek:

Well, the phrase still makes a sort of sense with 'buggers' in place of 'burgers'. A very suggestive sort of sense, but nonetheless...
New Fuglies
19-11-2004, 10:33
Well, the phrase still makes a sort of sense with 'buggers' in place of 'burgers'. A very suggestive sort of sense, but nonetheless...


My... how quickly things have changed since the demise of the sodomy laws. :eek:
Texan Hotrodders
19-11-2004, 10:44
My... how quickly things have changed since the demise of the sodomy laws. :eek:

Huh? As far as I know, 'bugger' has become a general term for sexual intercourse, and certainly the meat would still be in the 'bugger' in heterosexual intercourse. I realize that the word may still have the connotation of anal sex, but in this case I don't think we can infer that degree of specificity.
New Fuglies
19-11-2004, 10:47
Huh? As far as I know, 'bugger' has become a general term for sexual intercourse, and certainly the meat would still be in the 'bugger' in heterosexual intercourse. I realize that the word may still have the connotation of anal sex, but in this case I don't think we can infer that degree of specificity.


bugger

n

vulgar, slang: a sodomite.
Texan Hotrodders
19-11-2004, 11:12
bugger

n

vulgar, slang: a sodomite.

Did you look up bugger as a verb in a common-use dictionary? An English (as in England) dictionary?
Gymoor
19-11-2004, 11:17
Britney's just a little too excited about that bag of grease filled crap she's holding. To each their own, though.

Why do you hate her husband so much?
New Fuglies
19-11-2004, 11:18
Did you look up bugger as a verb in a common-use dictionary? An English (as in England) dictionary?

Actually that was an obscure definiton from dictionary.com but I am Canadian and 'bugger' to me=butt sex person... maybe the English influence.
Texan Hotrodders
19-11-2004, 11:32
Actually that was an obscure definiton from dictionary.com but I am Canadian and 'bugger' to me=butt sex person... maybe the English influence.

Meh. I'm just going off how I've seen it used in English colloquial speech.
Angry Keep Left Signs
19-11-2004, 12:15
Shit Britney's gone downhill!
Shaed
19-11-2004, 14:15
I've had Ashton Cutcher before. Which is a bit of a compliment, considering he's a former male model and I'm a tall ugly troll :p

So that photo of you in the Player Pics thread is fake then?

...

...

:p :D
Jeruselem
19-11-2004, 14:21
:) We got a celeb here :)

Next thing, people will be asking if Britney Spears is really TH!
Darsylonian Theocrats
19-11-2004, 16:29
Pictures like that should appear more often. Just more proof that even corp-manufactured pop idols look like crackheads on their days off.
Torching Witches
19-11-2004, 16:46
Meh. I'm just going off how I've seen it used in English colloquial speech.

It definitely means anal sex, not any other kind.

Back to the topic though, my comparisons have included:

John Lennon
Penfold from "Danger Mouse"
The dancing bloke from the Lynx Pulse advert a couple of years ago
David Walliams (I think more to do with the way I act)
Some bullied kid in a story in an RE textbook at school
Tuesday Heights
19-11-2004, 20:43
:) We got a celeb here :)

Next thing, people will be asking if Britney Spears is really TH!

Yeah, I can just see the next installment of Access Hollywood.
Sdaeriji
20-11-2004, 00:46
Why do you hate her husband so much?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who laughed at this for 10 minutes.
Sdaeriji
20-11-2004, 00:51
Man you're U-G-L-Y

How many beauty contests have you won there?
Siljhouettes
20-11-2004, 02:06
Man you're U-G-L-Y
Let's see your pic then, Fabio.
Tuesday Heights
20-11-2004, 02:08
Man you're U-G-L-Y

Thanks for that, too. At least someone is keeping my ego in check. ;)
Fruity Loops
20-11-2004, 02:19
Man you're U-G-L-Y
Ahahahahahaha.. Its so easy to insult people on there looks on the net, Because we have no idea how you look.. Now let me guess.

600lb's
your own fastfood restraunt in your mom basement, Where you live.
And feel good about yourself when you insult people...

am i right? i think i am...

lets see you then...
Keruvalia
20-11-2004, 02:19
Man you're U-G-L-Y

Man you're R-U-D-E.
Nierez
20-11-2004, 02:20
The resemblance you have to Britters in the first pic is uncanny (not that that's a good thing ;))
You are way better than her though!!
Your second pic doesn't look anything like her.
Goed Twee
20-11-2004, 02:45
So that photo of you in the Player Pics thread is fake then?

...

...

:p :D

>_>

<_<

<blush>

bah, I'm still a big ugly troll >_>
Tuesday Heights
20-11-2004, 03:00
You are way better than her though!!

Thanks. :)
Tuesday Heights
20-11-2004, 03:26
Who gives a F-U-C-K

This forum sucks ever since you kicked out alansyism, and MKULTRA.

Then, take it up somehow else and stay out of my thread.
Chess Squares
20-11-2004, 03:30
britney spears looks like that in every picture you know because shes a dipshit, just like bush cant have a picture taken of him that doesnt cause people to burst out in laughter
Sdaeriji
20-11-2004, 03:33
Who gives a F-U-C-K

This forum sucks ever since you kicked out alansyism, and MKULTRA.


Sup Alansyism. How long until the mods figure this incarnation out?

And MKULTRA is not kicked out.
Tuesday Heights
20-11-2004, 03:34
Sup Alansyism. How long until the mods figure this incarnation out?

And MKULTRA is not kicked out.

It's ok, Sdaeriji, I took care of it. ;)
Mozilla-Firefox
20-11-2004, 03:35
Sup Alansyism. How long until the mods figure this incarnation out?

And MKULTRA is not kicked out.

What incarnation?
Sdaeriji
20-11-2004, 03:35
What incarnation?

You, dumbass.
Mozilla-Firefox
20-11-2004, 03:37
You, dumbass.

What are you talking about. I live in his region. He was deated yesterday, and today he posted up a little message to the mods. I think he's done for.
CthulhuFhtagn
20-11-2004, 03:44
What are you talking about. I live in his region. He was deated yesterday, and today he posted up a little message to the mods. I think he's done for.
Let's see...

How many wankers do we have that are arrogant, rude jackasses and who cream their pants over Mozilla and Firefox? One. Alansyism. The logical conclusion is that you are he.
Katganistan
20-11-2004, 04:07
Sup Alansyism. How long until the mods figure this incarnation out?

Not long.
Ita
20-11-2004, 08:44
resurrected
Tuesday Heights
20-11-2004, 09:29
resurrected

What are you going on about?
Skandania
20-11-2004, 10:04
Ok, the first picture is Britney Spears pulled from the AP wire this morning... the second one, of the little kid, is my Senior baby photo (I'm like 4 in it). Yes, I'm female. ;-)

This is my Senior picture, just take off like four inches on the hair, and you have me now:

http://img28.exs.cx/img28/5062/seniorpicture.jpg

Wow, you sure are pretty
Tuesday Heights
20-11-2004, 10:19
Wow, you sure are pretty

Thank-you. :)
Snorklenork
20-11-2004, 16:28
I was once told I looked similar to Sponge-Bob Squarepants.
Andaluciae
20-11-2004, 17:04
Your celebrity comparison is far better than mine of "some angry, nameless German from a WWII movie"

I've also been told I look like "Mark" whoever that is.
Tuesday Heights
20-11-2004, 20:59
I was once told I looked similar to Sponge-Bob Squarepants.

I don't know if that's a compliment or a curse. :confused:
Keruvalia
20-11-2004, 21:04
Well, I'm not gonna repost the pic, TH, since it's already there ... but ...

You definately have great shoulders (rare) and nice eyes. That's what stands out to me. The overall package is, of course, pleasant and you have far more appeal than Britney ever could. :)
Right thinking whites
20-11-2004, 21:21
ever seen down periscope
well they say i look like nitro
it also doesnt help that my name is mike
and i am a sub. electrician

ps i will try to find a pick of nitro
Snorklenork
21-11-2004, 10:31
I don't know if that's a compliment or a curse. :confused:
Me either... I didn't know who Spongebob Squarepants was before that.

Nah actually it's because aparently my smile looked like his. Not because I'm a yellow sponge under the sea (not that I would mind looking like that, it'd be fun).