NationStates Jolt Archive


A (blank) passes a starving homeless guy on the street...

Goed Twee
19-11-2004, 09:11
OK, lets have a joke here that we can all enjoy and contribute to. Rules: no unneccisary flaming. All sides are going to be made fun of, so don't take it personal. Oh, and no taking things personal either: this is a JOKE THREAD!

Here's how it goes, I'll post a few for you :p

A democrat passes a starving homeless guy on the street, gives said homeless guy all his money, and feels smug about it the rest of the day.
A republican passes a starving homeless guy on the street, verbally attacks and redicules him for not having a job, and feels smug about it the rest of the day.
A member of the green party passes a starving homeless guy on the street, and, like, totally passes the blunt, dude.
A member of the constitutional party passes a starving homeless guy on the street, takes out the bible, and preaches away!
A libertarian passes a starving homeless guy on the street, but nobody really cares who he is or what he did :p


Now you add some! It done's have to be political either, just have FUN with it!
DeaconDave
19-11-2004, 09:16
A stalinist passes him and shoots him for being late for work.

(I have a ton more if you need).
Goed Twee
19-11-2004, 09:20
oh, by all means, post away!

A white supremecists passes a starving homeless guy, and blames the jews, catholics, african americans, mexicans, hindus, muslims, and convieniently skips past asians :p