NationStates Jolt Archive

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to how big is my behind.
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen

Amen, but if she's mute, how can you hear her moans of pleasure?

Why would you care?

LOL! :D

For the female prayer: Amen to that!
(But i don't have to pray anymore cause I found him...)

For male prayer: good luck guys, you're gonna need it!

For the female prayer: Amen to that!
(But i don't have to pray anymore cause I found him...)

For male prayer: good luck guys, you're gonna need it!

If you did indeed find someone as described in the female prayer, you are an exceedingly fortunate woman! :)

As for the "good luck guys," I am continually amazed at how often that male prayer is answered, at least in part.

If you did indeed find someone as described in the female prayer, you are an exceedingly fortunate woman! :)

As for the "good luck guys," I am continually amazed at how often that male prayer is answered, at least in part.

I am lucky, that's for sure. I'm only 16 but i have found th eperfect guy, it's kind of scary...

And I agree. Guys often get what they want don't they, well as you said, at least in part.

But I can't and won't complain...

Of course we guys get what we want...or at least those who know what to say do

I am lucky, that's for sure. I'm only 16 but i have found th eperfect guy, it's kind of scary...

And I agree. Guys often get what they want don't they, well as you said, at least in part.

But I can't and won't complain...

I'm not saying that it doesn't happen....but it's rare to find the perfect mate at age 16. Also, not being sexist...but you don't hear too many guys saying that they found the perfect girl at that age.

". . .I want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck . . . I want a boy who's to drunk to talk"
-Lover I Don't Have to Love, Bright Eyes.


I have no idea why it popped into my head but it did.

So...I'm the only guy who doesn't want that now?

Bah, I'm used to being an outsider :p

So...I'm the only guy who doesn't want that now?

Bah, I'm used to being an outsider :p

Nope, not the only one. And I'm used to being an outsider too.

Its a lot more fun when you can share things with someone though.

If you just want sex, go to a hooker.

Amen, but if she's mute, how can you hear her moans of pleasure?

She could always applaud.

She could always applaud.

Throw up the horns! xD

Its a lot more fun when you can share things with someone though.

If you just want sex, go to a hooker.

Yeah, but then you end up a lonely virgin like me :p

Hmm. nympho, liquor store, and bass boat or intelligent, semi-good looking, and willing to talk to me.

Yeah I'm going with the second one.

So...I'm the only guy who doesn't want that now?

Bah, I'm used to being an outsider :p

As a female, I sure hope you aren't. And yay! Outsider-dom (considering the alternative? Definitely worthy of a 'yay').

And, as a female, I find all that... 'pulling out a chair for me' stuff... worrying. If I guy did that for me, I'd be confused, not flattered (but then... I'm odd. Given a choice - in a non-formal setting - I'd rather sit on the floor than on a chair). Plus... why no mention of sex in the female one? The closest we're allowed to pray for is a 'back massage'? What a rip off!

Personally, I'm more interested in a guy who is intelligent, rather than some sort of personal servant (I'm perfectly capable of opening my own door, thank you. Unless I have my hands are full. Then I'll get pissed if I'm left to open my own door... but I digress).

One who thinks before he speaks

as a student of psychology i must point something out.this is a false.men act based upon logic in most cases.women act based upon emotion in most cases.hence,this sterotype is the wrong way around.

but i have diffrent standards for both of those.i want the female prayer(except a few bits) plus nymphomania.mmmmmm sex.

If you did indeed find someone as described in the female prayer, you are an exceedingly fortunate woman! :)

As for the "good luck guys," I am continually amazed at how often that male prayer is answered, at least in part.
Perhaps there is a god and he's one of the boys.

I'm not saying that it doesn't happen....but it's rare to find the perfect mate at age 16. Also, not being sexist...but you don't hear too many guys saying that they found the perfect girl at that age.
At that age guys are happy with a hole and a heartbeat.

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to how big is my behind.
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen
This is so biased against men that it constitues gender betrayal.

:sniper:

So...I'm the only guy who doesn't want that now?

Bah, I'm used to being an outsider :p
No, I don't want that either. Well, except for the nymphomaniac part. ;)

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
What's that mean? Hard brittle and transparent?

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to how big is my behind.
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen

When was this written? The time before Christ? As if chicks dont want sex and want a boring *nice guy* LOL. Trust me, u do everythin ur girlfriend wants and u'll get dumped so fast u dont know what hit ya.

As for the rest, I dont really care if a girl has a liquor store but I sure as hell wouldnt wanna be with a deaf-mute woman.

When was this written? The time before Christ? As if chicks dont want sex and want a boring *nice guy* LOL.
Yeah, it's so old fashioned. Pretending that girls don't want sex is one way by which society oppressed women for so long.

What's that mean? Hard brittle and transparent?
It means Cake.