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Well, recently I've been hearing alot of different conspiracies of sorts, so I figured I'd make a thread for people to post conspiracies that they have seen/heard/read.

Post what you've hear/seen/read, and if you have a link (or if you read it, give a source...) so people can check it out too.

Starting it off....

One of my cousins mothers believes that the US government pays different airlines to dump poison over large cities in the US to kill off the population. Why? Because "government is evil", thus she believes they're out to kill us and gain power that way.

Aliens control all governments!!! :) :rolleyes:

Aliens control all governments!!! :) :rolleyes:


Go to hell you disinformationist pig.

JEWS control all governments.

You zionist shill.

We didn't land on the moon. This is backed up by the footage where the flag 'moves' in the wind. There is no wind on the moon and ariel footage of Area 51 looks suspiciously like the surface of the moon.

I thought the world was ruled by a secret coven of dragons. :confused:

I thought the world was ruled by a secret coven of dragons. :confused:



JEWS~!

Jewish Alein Dragons :P

Jewish Alein Dragons :P

No.

Jewish Freemasons

No.

Jewish Freemasons

Not that's farfetched!

My vote is for the dragons. *nod*

Not that's farfetched!

My vote is for the dragons. *nod*


Well, thats because you know... you're nuts.

Alien Dragons :)

Well, thats because you know... you're nuts.

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-004.gif

Alien Dragons :)

Well, I'm sure they came from another world. But after thousands of years, I think it's safe to consider then native. *nod*

Go to hell you disinformationist pig.

JEWS control all governments.

You zionist shill.
Jews are aliens. Didn't you know? Take me to your leader.

Jews are aliens. Didn't you know? Take me to your leader.


No liar, Jews are evil spirits.

Freemasonry was given to the devils by the aliens.

Dumb sheep... jeez...

No liar, Jews are evil spirits.

Freemasonry was given to the devils by the aliens.

Dumb sheep... jeez...

What were the dragons doing while all this was going on?

What were the dragons doing while all this was going on?


The dragons are the ones who let the jew devils out of hell.

... read the bible

I thought the world was ruled by a secret coven of dragons. :confused:
Grr... How did you catch us?

You want conspiracies? I got conspiracies! One of my customers that comes into work gave me CD labeled "GOG: Global Occult Government". Anybody who wants a few of these choice tidbits, feel free to send me telegram with your email and I'll send ya' an attachment. Here's a sample - The Branch Davidians were assasinated by the CIA for spying on their secert airbase outside Waco. Great stuff. Wait, someones knocking at my door. Oh crap! It's the...


(If this violates forum policy someone let me know and I'll never do it again)

Grr... How did you catch us?

I saw the hidden messsages in the 'Bazooka Joe' comics. Bet you didn't think anybody read them that closely, huh? ;)

(If this violates forum policy someone let me know and I'll never do it again)
(Since nobody would actually type "Oh no! It's the-", I wouldn't worry too much, but it's probably good that you asked...)

I saw the hidden messsages in the 'Bazooka Joe' comics. Bet you didn't think anybody read them that closely, huh? ;)
Curses! I told them we needed to be more careful, but nobody ever listens to me...

Perhaps you could be.., persuaded... to keep quiet about this?

*jingles claw-full of gold coins*

Curses! I told them we needed to be more careful, but nobody ever listens to me...

Perhaps you could be.., persuaded... to keep quiet about this?

*jingles claw-full of gold coins*

I'm as far above bribery as the ocean is above the montains. Let's talk price.... :D

I'm as far above bribery as the ocean is above the montains. Let's talk price.... :D
*starts counting out coins*
-clink-
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(etc.)

*jingles claw-full of gold coins*



JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW

If it's conspiracies you want, read Unknown Armies.

-If you plant coffee cans around your house, the IRS will never audit you.

-Robin Hood is still alive today, oppressing small villages in the Middle East.

-There is a man who can sell you anything - even additional years to your life.

-Every president of the United States has had a glass eye. The SAME glass eye.

If it's conspiracies you want, read Unknown Armies.

-If you plant coffee cans around your house, the IRS will never audit you.

-Robin Hood is still alive today, oppressing small villages in the Middle East.

-There is a man who can sell you anything - even additional years to your life.

-Every president of the United States has had a glass eye. The SAME glass eye.


The last one is true, it's how the jews control the president.

The last one is true, it's how the jews control the president.

Actually, the Freemasons would be a closer guess.

Actually, the Freemasons would be a closer guess.


Um, who do you think runs the freemasons...


Jews.

Um, who do you think runs the freemasons...


Jews.

FOOL!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY WANTS YOU TO THINK!!!

<looks around as if in fear of being caught>

Well, I have aconspiracy right here, I heard that all those terrible... incidents like WWII, Vietnam, The Oklahoma* bombing, or the attack on the World Trade Center where provoked by the american government, to tighten the imperialistic grip around there own people and the WORLD ITSELF!

And if you think about it, it is all quite reasonable, THEY attack a building or kill some people with a bomb in a mall and blame someone else --> "LOOK the EVIL Boogyman did this! FEAR HIM HEAR HIM!!! Surely we could protect you, but of course you will have to sacrifice some of your freedoms."

FOOL!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY WANTS YOU TO THINK!!!


Dont try your doubletalking reverse psychology on me you disinformationist dog.

Dont try your doubletalking reverse psychology on me you disinformationist dog.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!

Dont try your doubletalking reverse psychology on me you disinformationist dog.

That sounds like oppressionist talk to me. So what are you in it for? Money? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of secrets?

I'M ON TO YOU!!!

Here's a crazy conspiracy theory: 15 arab men (armed only with box-cutters) were able to hi-jack four separate planes for over an hour and even though the US government did everything within their power to stop it, they were able to bring the twin towers and building seven of the world trade center to the ground and kill some 3,000 people in the process. Oh, and they managed to hit the pentagon (you know, even though they have jet fighters circling 24/7)

Yes, yes. Lie to him. He'll be easier to control... :D


I can see the light...

the light of you jew collaborators burning in hell.

I can see the light...

the light of you jew collaborators burning in hell.


What are you talking about? You just made that post up! I never wrote that!

Here's a crazy conspiracy theory: One guy was able to fire a single bullet that blew the brains of JFK out the back of his head (despite being behind him) and then the same magic bullet was able to change course and put two wounds in another person... and then some other random guy was able to walk right past the entire Dallas Police Force shoot him while was being moved around for no apparent reason.

OOOOOOOOHHH

This one is SO good! Hitler LIVES and he has a secret Bunker beneath the Arctic ice where he prepares for his World domination...

OOOOOOOOHHH

This one is SO good! Hitler LIVES and he has a secret Bunker beneath the Arctic ice where he prepares for his World domination...

I heard that his body perished, but they kept his brain alive in a jar.

The best conspiracy has to be the one where there are people out there who believe that the moon landings never happened.

I heard that his body perished, but they kept his brain alive in a jar.


IN ISRAEL!

Damn those crafty Jews!

And as far as the moon landing goes, of course it didn't happen. How do you land a spaceship on something made of cheese! :p

IN ISRAEL!

Damn those crafty Jews!

And as far as the moon landing goes, of course it didn't happen. How do you land a spaceship on something made of cheese! :p

You know, I think there may be microscopic Jews in your brain right now telling you what to think. You should dig them out with a spoon.

http://snopes.com/rumors/pentagon.htm

You know, I think there may be microscopic Jews in your brain right now telling you what to think. You should dig them out with a spoon.

A spoon? Because it will hurt more? :D

A spoon? Because it will hurt more? :D

You get a gold star. Yes, a spoon.

"Why not a sword or an axe or...?"
"Because it's dull, you idiot! It'll hurt more!"

i heard a conspiracy theory that britain was using was setting dogs on fire to see if it had the same effect as steam power

Dude, that's just wrong. Everyone knows that penguins produce more steam than dogs.

Dont try your doubletalking reverse psychology on me you disinformationist dog.

QUESTION for "New Grandma" (the Stupid Gamete): If Arabs and Jews "evolved" together in the middle-east wasteland for 5000 years, why do Jews control the world, while Arab-Idiots prefer suicide for their children? (Oops, I may have answered my own question. But go ahead and answer, in a meaningful intelligent way. Try to use all of your "stuperior abulities".)

Still waiting for "Gramdma Stuperior Gamer" to connect his two brain cells.

Meanwhile: Why has Earth advanced so rapidly under "Alien Control"? And if you think it hasn't; Why are you not hauling rocks (manually) to build a better pyramid (that serves no explainable purpose)?

Have all robots returned to TOBOR for intelligence upgrade programming?

This site had a good topic, BUT NO FOLLOW-THROUGH. A few one-liners, but no second-liners.

This site had a good topic, BUT NO FOLLOW-THROUGH. A few one-liners, but no second-liners.

It's suppose to be a LIST, you tool of the masses! I'm going to report you to the thought police and have you become a subject for the thought control experts in the basement of the CIA!

1. The Clintons Had Vince Foster "suicided"
2. George H.W. Bush and/or his CIA were behind Reagan's assassination attempt

QUESTION for "New Grandma" (the Stupid Gamete): If Arabs and Jews "evolved" together in the middle-east wasteland for 5000 years, why do Jews control the world, while Arab-Idiots prefer suicide for their children? (Oops, I may have answered my own question. But go ahead and answer, in a meaningful intelligent way. Try to use all of your "stuperior abulities".)

Well :) This is not entirely true, the Arabs own at least 6% of the American economy (or whatever you call it) I think this is just some sort of disguise so no one will suspect anything...

Courtney Love murdered Kurt Cobain.
Marilyn Monroe was murdered.
Jim Morrison was murdered.

Jim Morrison was murdered.
No, Jim Morrisons still in hiding with Elvis whilst Adolf is in the kitchen making sandwiches for them

The real people who control the world are Aliens from the Dogstar who can shapeshift into lizards.

Want proof? All the families who rule the world are related, and someone has even seen George Bush [Sr.] turn into a lizard and back again.

And I am Jesus

Well...
Israel assassinated JFK.
http://www.stormfront.org/archive/t-99923
Jews use virgin/baby (depending on which version you read) blood in their matza bread.(wouldn't that make it red?)
The pope is Jewish. (Thank you Tenete Traditiones, caused me no end of laughs!)
Jews are trying to take over the world secretly, starting with the American Media.

BTW New Granada, i'll assume that you've been joking up 'til now and say that the joke has long since faded. Please stop, or else I'll assume you actually are being racist and report you to the mods.

And the homepage of a White Nationalist (aka Racist) organization is a completely non-biased and truthful source when it comes to Jews.

:rolleyes:

You fools! I'm disappointed, no one has even mentioned the Illuminati!

I bet you're all their shills, trying to blind people from the truth. Also Templars and nanotechnolgy. :eek:

One of my friends believes that George Washington still lives in a cave in Africa... :-/

Darwinism comes from Satan, just take a look

dArwiNSm, the A, S and the N are all in Darwnism and they are also in Satan, coincidence, maybe...also the number 13 of the alphabet is the M, which is the last letter in Darwinism. This isn't coincidence, this is a sure thing.

Also the Majestic 12 have been ruling the world, just take a look, once again we see the letter M involved, which is the 13 in the alphabet. Just note that the Satan tried to cover up how important M is, just look at the names of Satan, (Satan, Lucifer, Devil, Beelzebub) where do you see a M? Never, how much chance is there that you have 4 random words with no M? I have picked 4 random words, Mother, Mom, Movie, Murder and they all begin with a M, now your not going to tell me that all the names of Satan don't have any M in it, while 4 other random words begin with a M.

Also Majestic 12 ends with a 12, now what's so special behind that you may ask? Everything, you see, once again we return to the number 13, the Majestic 12 has 12 members, however have one leader. This is Satan. They also tried to cover this up by having 12 members, 12 stands for L (which is the 12 of the alphabet) and Lucifer begins with a L, we would have noticed that it's just too obvious and move on, however not me, I have uncovered this!

And the homepage of a White Nationalist (aka Racist) organization is a completely non-biased and truthful source when it comes to Jews.
we did say conspiracies.

This thread doesn't actually exist. *shifty eyes*

QUESTION for "New Grandma" (the Stupid Gamete): If Arabs and Jews "evolved" together in the middle-east wasteland for 5000 years, why do Jews control the world, while Arab-Idiots prefer suicide for their children? (Oops, I may have answered my own question. But go ahead and answer, in a meaningful intelligent way. Try to use all of your "stuperior abulities".)



You are dumber than a stump if you dont recognize the sacrasm throughout this thread.


Genuinely.




Dumber I may add, than a jewish freemason.

Darwinism comes from Satan, just take a look

dArwiNSm, the A, S and the N are all in Darwnism and they are also in Satan, coincidence, maybe...also the number 13 of the alphabet is the M, which is the last letter in Darwinism. This isn't coincidence, this is a sure thing.

Also the Majestic 12 have been ruling the world, just take a look, once again we see the letter M involved, which is the 13 in the alphabet. Just note that the Satan tried to cover up how important M is, just look at the names of Satan, (Satan, Lucifer, Devil, Beelzebub) where do you see a M? Never, how much chance is there that you have 4 random words with no M? I have picked 4 random words, Mother, Mom, Movie, Murder and they all begin with a M, now your not going to tell me that all the names of Satan don't have any M in it, while 4 other random words begin with a M.

Also Majestic 12 ends with a 12, now what's so special behind that you may ask? Everything, you see, once again we return to the number 13, the Majestic 12 has 12 members, however have one leader. This is Satan. They also tried to cover this up by having 12 members, 12 stands for L (which is the 12 of the alphabet) and Lucifer begins with a L, we would have noticed that it's just too obvious and move on, however not me, I have uncovered this!



When satan sent his hell puppet darwin to confound the earth, he was crafty and put his mark upon the whole thing.

Dont believe textbooks and teachers who lie and call it "evolution"

the word darwin used was "Evilution"

The real people who control the world are Aliens from the Dogstar who can shapeshift into lizards.

Want proof? All the families who rule the world are related, and someone has even seen George Bush [Sr.] turn into a lizard and back again.

And I am Jesus


Shut up david icke I'm going to kidnap you and feed you to komodo dragons.

1. The whole ufo/alien thing is entirely/mostly a hoax that our entirely/mostly human overlords intend to use as the next "boogie man" in their perpetual quest to retain and gain power.

-or-

2. Our human overlords are keeping a wrap on the very real ufo/alien thing, for the same reason. They've discovered amazing alien technology that would obliterate the current energy economy and also has amazing potential for use as weapon.

These words are the truth

1) The Pope is in an eternal war with the Anti-Pope who fights his battles using catholic ninjas

2) Whilst Hitler did survive world war 2 he is no actually running a fish and chip shop in slough

3) Its Stalins brain thats preserved in a jar and speaks its wisdom to the masses, sorry to dissapiont

4) Astronauts did land on the moon but real footage could never be shown, because they had their faces chewed off by clangers

5) The BBC also employs nijas to quell uprisings within its vast organisation... they will also help when the time for the revolution comes >.>

6) Those stars on the floora outside broadcasting house may look remarkably like memorial plaques for BBC greats but are actually the covers for embryo stores, from which can be launched thousands of clones of the deceased stars... Thora Hird will once again rule the world

7) America is actually ruled by a secretive and exclusive branch of the Diners Club, which is engaged in a pitched battle with the Holy order of tramps

You are dumber than a stump if you dont recognize the sacrasm throughout this thread.


Genuinely.




Dumber I may add, than a jewish freemason.

Apparently, you think that "sarcasm" is a clever/funny use of words (favored by liberal psuedo-intellectuals, when they cannot answer a simple question).

Look it up! Before you verbally re-spew.

Try to answer the original question posed by kzzyzx.

Also, jews are not "allowed" to be FreeMasons, by their own religion. So, if you think that you found one, YOU have been duped.

Stumps are more reliable, upstanding, polite, reflective, honest, and intelligent than Yee MessedUp Gomer.

http://www.mdw.army.mil/news/news_photos/Contingency_Planning_Photos.html

this was on the pentagon's web site long before 9/11

http://www.mdw.army.mil/news/news_photos/Contingency_Planning_Photos.html

this was on the pentagon's web site long before 9/11

any takers on why?

Because the US has a time machine and can see the future.

who gives a crap about jews their just as brainwashed and ignorant as all religions, any1 eva heard of the illuminati? thats some weird stuff...

Because the US has a time machine and can see the future.

maby they should use it to get the lotto results

Well...
Israel assassinated JFK.
http://www.stormfront.org/archive/t-99923
Jews use virgin/baby (depending on which version you read) blood in their matza bread.(wouldn't that make it red?)
The pope is Jewish. (Thank you Tenete Traditiones, caused me no end of laughs!)
Jews are trying to take over the world secretly, starting with the American Media.

BTW New Granada, i'll assume that you've been joking up 'til now and say that the joke has long since faded. Please stop, or else I'll assume you actually are being racist and report you to the mods.

Thats just what they want you to think. In reality he was assassignated by the MIB on orders from their true masters the Iluminati, on oders from the Freemasons, on orders from the Shriners, on orders from the true overloards of the Earth Mice the most inteligent beigns in existence. Why? becaus ehe was going to reveal that aliens realy did crash at Roswell as part of one of there standered runs for beef and photos of the inside of peoples rectums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!All bow to the Mice the Mice I say

Thats just what they want you to think. In reality he was assassignated by the MIB on orders from their true masters the Iluminati, on oders from the Freemasons, on orders from the Shriners, on orders from the true overloards of the Earth Mice the most inteligent beigns in existence. Why? becaus ehe was going to reveal that aliens realy did crash at Roswell as part of one of there standered runs for beef and photos of the inside of peoples rectums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!All bow to the Mice the Mice I say

free masons, any people here who own jags will know this jaguar cars were designed by freemason car workers thus thats why they need constant maintence

Constant maintenance that will distract us from their nefarious schemes of world domination!

theres a few things i must point out:

* imported_ViZion just made this link so he would know who was onto him

* all those people that believe the bombing was a hoax, you might be interested in this website:

http://www.foldmoney.com/

* all the people that believe we are ruled by aliens/dragons/jews youre all wrong, we are ruled by an ape who we call george bush, even have a look at this!

http://vitalkinnn.narod.ru/humor/george-bush-jr.jpg


now im off to hide before they come to get me!

theres a few things i must point out:

* imported_ViZion just made this link so he would know who was onto him

* all those people that believe the bombing was a hoax, you might be interested in this website:

http://www.foldmoney.com/

* all the people that believe we are ruled by aliens/dragons/jews youre all wrong, we are ruled by an ape who we call george bush, even have a look at this!

http://vitalkinnn.narod.ru/humor/george-bush-jr.jpg


now im off to hide before they come to get me!

You left out mice! :eek: You must be covering for them every one run we have a leak! You wont take me alive you wont :mp5: :mp5:

and it seems to pope has fooled you all into thinking that he is just a frail old man. Evidently none of you have seen him perform a karate kick...

Because the US has a time machine and can see the future.

sure -- whatever helps you sleep at night.

and it seems to pope has fooled you all into thinking that he is just a frail old man. Evidently none of you have seen him perform a karate kick...

Agreed. And those who doubt, will be convinced by a swift kick to your only surviving brain cell.

Anyone else think that leather hotpants on fat people are a conspiracy?

The CEO of Proctor and Gamble is a Satan worshipper.

No.

Jewish Freemasons


please gass yourself you anti-jewish fool.. go to a neonazi site if you want to spread hate

please gass yourself you anti-jewish fool.. go to a neonazi site if you want to spread hate

Hey, Dutch. Lighten up. This is a goof thread.

As far as the illuminati is concerned - what a joke! It's run by a tiny, space-alien, dragon-mouse, overlord of lint who also heads Majestic 12 and runs the Vatican AND the White house from behind the curtain of DOOOOMMMMM! in Antarctica. Remember the bulge in Bush's jacket at the convention? Freaking habitrail! Luckily, the giant cat-bots of Helios 369 are on their way at this very minute to save us all from the Freemason Jewish conspiracy that controls the mice running the Illuminati. In closing, Hitler, Lenin, Stalin, Mousealini (former head of the Illuminati), JFK and Bobby both, Marilyn, Janis, Hendrix, Malcolm X, Morrison, and all the original MTV VJ's are living on a commune in Oregon with Bigfoot. Elvis went back to Helios 369 when his green card expired.

I HAVE PICTUREs !!!! :D

Here's the real truth, and by truth I mean lies; but they're complelling lies, and isn't that the real truth? The answer is no. Anyhoo. In the late 1990's the CIA wasted all their money and resources trying the invent a spread that was both delicious AND low in fat. Bankrupt and broken the head of the CIA did a secret deal with TESCOs (A Brittish supermarket chain) that meant TESCOs would loan the CIA money in return for influence in world affairs. Now the CIA has concolidated all its outgoing bills into one affordable money payment, and TESCOs has become a leading player in the world arms market. The story doesn't end their as Jesus found out about this scam and decided he wanted to wet his beak; thus Jesus agreed to pospone the apocalipse for a couple more millenia in return for some of the CIA's famous low fat spread. The pope on hearing this rebelled and is now known as "Scarab Karr - the Dark hand" and is currently terrorising the Shetland Ilses with his dark magic. Also Britney spears is carrying the pope's child, but Jesus thinks it's his.

I especially liked the part about Britney Spears. She is the anti-christ, and that aint no conspiracy!

You left out mice! :eek: You must be covering for them every one run we have a leak! You wont take me alive you wont :mp5: :mp5:

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MICE?!

My favourite are Nazi conspiracy theories-

Jews control the world.
Jews control the capitalist society and communist rebels simultaneously.
Jews come from Satan having sex with Eve.
Jews in Israel are evil for oppressing dark skinned people, the Nazis were heroes for it.
Etc, etc, etc

What I dont understand is, if Jews DO run the world, doesn't that make them the superior race? Shouldn't white people just bow down and accept it?

The Trilateral Commission has implanted all of us with tracking devices and spontanious subliminal imput machines.

i bet you all the money i have hitler was secretly a jew :eek:

i bet you all the money i have hitler was secretly a jew :eek:
He was also bisexual.

please gass yourself you anti-jewish fool.. go to a neonazi site if you want to spread hate


English not your first language?

Only reason i can think of that you wouldnt grasp the sarcasm.

That, or you're dumb...

But i try to be optimistic.

Darwinism comes from Satan, just take a look

dArwiNSm, the A, S and the N are all in Darwnism and they are also in Satan, coincidence, maybe...also the number 13 of the alphabet is the M, which is the last letter in Darwinism. This isn't coincidence, this is a sure thing.

What about Asanine?

Also the Majestic 12 have been ruling the world, just take a look, once again we see the letter M involved, which is the 13 in the alphabet. Just note that the Satan tried to cover up how important M is, just look at the names of Satan, (Satan, Lucifer, Devil, Beelzebub) where do you see a M? Never, how much chance is there that you have 4 random words with no M? I have picked 4 random words, Mother, Mom, Movie, Murder and they all begin with a M, now your not going to tell me that all the names of Satan don't have any M in it, while 4 other random words begin with a M.

What about Mephisto?

He was also bisexual.

OF COURSE! it all makes sence!

What about Mephisto?



Mephisto makes some of the most comfortable shoes in the world.

The conspiracy to make it seem like there is only one conspiracy in the world.

http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc055.gif

Go to hell you disinformationist pig.

JEWS control all governments.

You zionist shill.
AGREED!!! :sniper:

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MICE?!

:confused: Mice :confused: What mice I never mentioned mice. Honest.

<runs and hides in secret subterranian bombshelter hehe you'll never find me here>

theres only one solution to this:

Hitler the bisexual jew wanted his jewish "friends" to be the rulers of the world so he killed most of the jew off so the world would feel sorry for them and they wouldnt expect the jews to try to take over the world, but they did because they had the element of suprise.

i did it, i managed to fit that all in one sentence!

hehe you'll never find me here>

thats what the last guy said.
:)

thats what the last guy said.
:)
ahhhh :eek: They can read my mind were's my tin foil hat.

theres only one solution to this:

Hitler the bisexual jew wanted his jewish "friends" to be the rulers of the world so he killed most of the jew off so the world would feel sorry for them and they wouldnt expect the jews to try to take over the world, but they did because they had the element of suprise.

i did it, i managed to fit that all in one sentence!


Except that Hitler was a freemason and his paternal grandmother was a dragon alien.

You forgot about that part, you disinformationist shill.

Except that Hitler was a freemason and his paternal grandmother was a dragon alien.

You forgot about that part, you disinformationist shill.
You forgot the mice informer. :sniper: ha that will keep you from betraying us to your cheese eating overlords.

ahhhh :eek: They can read my mind were's my tin foil hat.

look all you want, you'll find that it is missing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

look all you want, you'll find that it is missing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ahhh :eek: Fine then you'll never take me alive [chchik]Come and get some :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge: :gundge:

[chchik]Come and get some :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge: :gundge:

i would, but if you check you'll see that i have locked you in your own shelter.

you wont be telling anyone now!

You cant just put a tinfoil hat on idiots.

You also have to protect your feet from the inner earth control vibration machines (that submarines carry).

The only way to do this is to wrap your shoes in tinfoil and then spray them with teflon.

My friend thinks poker is a goverment conspiracy. He doesn't get how he gets so many bad hands in a row while anybody whose facing him gets an amazing hand.

(Yeah, if you haven't noticed, my friends are weird.)

You cant just put a tinfoil hat on idiots.

You also have to protect your feet from the inner earth control vibration machines (that submarines carry).

The only way to do this is to wrap your shoes in tinfoil and then spray them with teflon.


shhhhhhhh, dont tell him!

i would, but if you check you'll see that i have locked you in your own shelter.

you wont be telling anyone now!
Ahh :eek: must escape :headbang:

Ahh :eek: must escape :headbang:

i wouldnt try, life will just be even worse for you!

*evil grin*

Conspiracies that I personally believe in:

Courtney Love hired a hitman to kill Kurt Cobain

The Hemp/Marijuana/government conspiracy

Ones that I find funny:

Jews use baby's blood in matzos. As a Jew, I can tell you this is true, and that we also electrocute puppies and run the chinese food industry.

Jews control the world. You know what? Honestly I don't know. Being Jewish, I still haven't received my portion of world domination in the mail yet, so it might just be a mass email scamming thing.

Paul McCartney actually died a while ago while the Beatles wrote "I am the Walrus" and that's why all the music he did by himself afterwards sucked.

The Jewish-Communist Conspiracy.

A computer in Washington is hooked into a computer in Jerusalem, and that computer is hooked into a computer in...Moscow!

If you don't believe me, watch the (admittedly lesser than the original) Blues Brothers 2000

:headbang: I'm free :D now I'm coming to get you Taltron :sniper:

:headbang: I'm free :D now I'm coming to get you Taltron :sniper:

you didnt notice i had set up a pack of wolves and a 12 meter high barb wired wall around the shelter did you?

Of course he didn't, because they can only be seen with those crappy 3D glasses that are used as cheap promotions for bad movies.