NationStates Jolt Archive

"...And you yell the obscene, blasphemous, or defamatory word it stands for. Ready?" or "The republican party and tamany hall!" or "Is this some sort of trick question?" or... Or... C&H is all good.

"MOM!!!!"
"Calvin, come in here, don't yell through the house"
clomp, clomp, clomp through the house
"Mom, where's the hose? I got doggie doo on my shoes"

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

I know exactly how Calvin feels...

The one about kids coming from a kit at Sears. But, Calvin was a blue light special from K-Mart.

Yah, a blue light special. Hehehehehee. :D

It's a tough call. But I think I enjoy Calvin's snowman making ability most of all. For instance:

http://thunder.prohosting.com/~spiff/CalvHob1.jpg

Too many to say... but yeah i love the genius one :P

We see Calvin observing Hobbes chase his tail for a while. Eventually Hobbes gives up exhausted.

Calvin says, "Despite that amazing display of agility, you're tail still has a death grip on your butt."

My favourite moment:

Calvin's Mum: Calvin stop running through the house!

*CRASH!!!*

Calvin's Mum: CALVIN, WHAT DID I JUST SAY??!!!

Calvin: Beats me, weren't you listening either?

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us so far."

Truer words never spoken.

Truer words never spoken.
Indeed. However, I have to agree with "Too many to tell..."

T-Rexs in F-14s!!

"I hate these fuzzy mittens!"

or

(popping a balloon on the phone) "I've been shot!!
...I hate taking messages."

AHAHA brilliant! So hard to decide, but here are the first few that come to mind:

Calvin:"How's my peanut butter sandwich coming? You're using crunchy peanut butter, right? I won't eat smooth. Make it an open face sandwich too. And don't put any jelly or anything on it. Oh, and use some normal bread. I do'nt like those weird grain breads. And I like triangles better than rectangles, so be sure to cut it right."
Mom:"Your majesty's sandwich."
Calvin:"Hey! This is a closed faced, horizontally cut, smooth peanut butter sandwich on weird bread with jelly! Weren't you listening??"

Calvin:"I must be a child progeny!"
Hobbes:"Most children are."

Calvin:"A C? I got 75% on this paper and you're saying it's 'average' work? If government and industry were 75% competent, we'd be ecstatic! I demand recompense for this bogus grade!"

I may not have quoted everything exactly, but I think I got the point across.

Calvin is hammering nails into the dining room table.

Mom: "What are you doing!!??"
Calvin: "This is a trick question, right?"

T-Rexes in F-14s! Yeah, I love that. Snigger.

Calvin slacks off instead of doing his homework. When he gets to class, he thinks that maybe the teacher will forget to collect the homework. The teacher doesn't collect the homework at the beginning of class so Calvin spends the entire time wondering if she'll collect it. Miraculously, she forgets to collect it until the bell has already rung. Calvin vows to do the homework that night so he won't have to go through the ordeal again. When he gets to class the next day, he still hasn't done the homework. He spends the day worrying about it even more and the teacher miraculously forgets to collect the homework again. Leaving a puddle of sweat under his desk, Calvin vows that he will definitely do the homework and he won't let anything distract him. But then it snows a little...

I have a hammer! I can put things together. I can tear things apart. I can alter my enviroment while making an incredible din the whole time. God, its great to be a male.

THIS! (http://www.skoolshooting.com/flash.php?id=flash_movies_ch)

is the best Calvin & hobbes moment.

Watch out. Obscenity warning!

Probably the Snow Demons...Espescially when they got frozen with the hose.

"Quick, to the Bat Fax!"

:D

New Astrolia - I am guessing you are squamous, that your Gluteus Maximus is horridly twisted and non-Euclidean, and that your ceribrum has fused, causing you to become a liripoop. You probably belong to the genus Rattus Norwieicus.

In short, that wasn't funny.

Mom, can I Have som money to buy a satan-worshipping suicide advocating heavy metal album?

Mom: "Sleepwalking!"
Dad: "Nightmare!"
Calvin (with hobbes on top of him): "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat!"

I just love all Calvin & Hobbes... but the phrase Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat *giggles*