NationStates Jolt Archive


Favorite Calvin and Hobbes moment?

Germachinia
18-11-2004, 07:03
"...And you yell the obscene, blasphemous, or defamatory word it stands for. Ready?" or "The republican party and tamany hall!" or "Is this some sort of trick question?" or... Or... C&H is all good.
Mauiwowee
18-11-2004, 07:16
"MOM!!!!"
"Calvin, come in here, don't yell through the house"
clomp, clomp, clomp through the house
"Mom, where's the hose? I got doggie doo on my shoes"
Koziland
18-11-2004, 07:20
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

I know exactly how Calvin feels...
New Kiev
18-11-2004, 07:31
The one about kids coming from a kit at Sears. But, Calvin was a blue light special from K-Mart.
Germachinia
18-11-2004, 07:33
Yah, a blue light special. Hehehehehee. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
18-11-2004, 07:56
It's a tough call. But I think I enjoy Calvin's snowman making ability most of all. For instance:

http://thunder.prohosting.com/~spiff/CalvHob1.jpg
Scaropin
18-11-2004, 08:05
Too many to say... but yeah i love the genius one :P
Celestial Wolverines
18-11-2004, 08:06
We see Calvin observing Hobbes chase his tail for a while. Eventually Hobbes gives up exhausted.

Calvin says, "Despite that amazing display of agility, you're tail still has a death grip on your butt."
Disturbed Puppets
18-11-2004, 08:19
My favourite moment:

Calvin's Mum: Calvin stop running through the house!

*CRASH!!!*

Calvin's Mum: CALVIN, WHAT DID I JUST SAY??!!!

Calvin: Beats me, weren't you listening either?
Gauthier
18-11-2004, 08:31
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us so far."

Truer words never spoken.
Kal Dorak
18-11-2004, 09:11
Truer words never spoken.
Indeed. However, I have to agree with "Too many to tell..."
ProMonkians
18-11-2004, 11:54
T-Rexs in F-14s!!
Krisconsin
18-11-2004, 16:30
"I hate these fuzzy mittens!"

or

(popping a balloon on the phone) "I've been shot!!
...I hate taking messages."
Zincite
18-11-2004, 16:39
AHAHA brilliant! So hard to decide, but here are the first few that come to mind:

Calvin:"How's my peanut butter sandwich coming? You're using crunchy peanut butter, right? I won't eat smooth. Make it an open face sandwich too. And don't put any jelly or anything on it. Oh, and use some normal bread. I do'nt like those weird grain breads. And I like triangles better than rectangles, so be sure to cut it right."
Mom:"Your majesty's sandwich."
Calvin:"Hey! This is a closed faced, horizontally cut, smooth peanut butter sandwich on weird bread with jelly! Weren't you listening??"

Calvin:"I must be a child progeny!"
Hobbes:"Most children are."

Calvin:"A C? I got 75% on this paper and you're saying it's 'average' work? If government and industry were 75% competent, we'd be ecstatic! I demand recompense for this bogus grade!"

I may not have quoted everything exactly, but I think I got the point across.
The White Hats
18-11-2004, 19:09
Calvin is hammering nails into the dining room table.

Mom: "What are you doing!!??"
Calvin: "This is a trick question, right?"
Germachinia
18-11-2004, 19:16
T-Rexes in F-14s! Yeah, I love that. Snigger.
Pantylvania
19-11-2004, 06:19
Calvin slacks off instead of doing his homework. When he gets to class, he thinks that maybe the teacher will forget to collect the homework. The teacher doesn't collect the homework at the beginning of class so Calvin spends the entire time wondering if she'll collect it. Miraculously, she forgets to collect it until the bell has already rung. Calvin vows to do the homework that night so he won't have to go through the ordeal again. When he gets to class the next day, he still hasn't done the homework. He spends the day worrying about it even more and the teacher miraculously forgets to collect the homework again. Leaving a puddle of sweat under his desk, Calvin vows that he will definitely do the homework and he won't let anything distract him. But then it snows a little...
Atraeus
19-11-2004, 07:08
I have a hammer! I can put things together. I can tear things apart. I can alter my enviroment while making an incredible din the whole time. God, its great to be a male.
New Astrolia
19-11-2004, 07:41
THIS! (http://www.skoolshooting.com/flash.php?id=flash_movies_ch)

is the best Calvin & hobbes moment.

Watch out. Obscenity warning!
Andaluciae
19-11-2004, 07:57
Probably the Snow Demons...Espescially when they got frozen with the hose.
Tioszaea
19-11-2004, 14:34
"Quick, to the Bat Fax!"

:D
Germachinia
19-11-2004, 20:50
New Astrolia - I am guessing you are squamous, that your Gluteus Maximus is horridly twisted and non-Euclidean, and that your ceribrum has fused, causing you to become a liripoop. You probably belong to the genus Rattus Norwieicus.

In short, that wasn't funny.
Cantrev Ianlamin
19-11-2004, 20:58
Mom, can I Have som money to buy a satan-worshipping suicide advocating heavy metal album?
Barrs
19-11-2004, 21:12
Mom: "Sleepwalking!"
Dad: "Nightmare!"
Calvin (with hobbes on top of him): "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat!"

I just love all Calvin & Hobbes... but the phrase Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat *giggles*