NationStates Jolt Archive

Arrr, we throws down the gauntlet ta compete in tha lowest form o' literature. It's like limbo: "how low can you go?"

In our town we have an old resident.
When expressing his views he's not hesitant.
But he says nothing new,
Changing no points of view,
Says: "I'd rather be trite than be president!"

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like that?

There once was a poster from Ghent
Whose fingers were horribly bent
Though their typing was awful
It was nothing unlawful
When their posts, badly mangled, were sent.

There was a young man who grew gourds,
And oft'n juggled multiple swords.
Then one day he missed
And 'ere after he pissed
To distances which won him awards.

Or, to quote Terry Pratchett, on the Muse of Erotic Poetry,
"Oh, I can do that. 'There was a young lady from Quirm, whose grip was-'" :D

There was a young lady named Bright;
Who could travel much faster than light.
She left home one day,
In a relative way,
and returned on the previous night.

OOC: with thanks to Isaac Asimov

Giggle... Hmph... Snort. "There was a young man from Nantuckit, whose..." Feel free to fill in the rest. But be careful not to envoke the wrath of the MODS!

We knows Kat, from a prior alias o' our'n!
Ye be expert at the King's English methinks?
It be your line o' work, yer stock in trade?
Gar, na wunner ye're sa eloquent...

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who kept all her cash in a bucket
On one very bad day,
Her love did run away,
And as for her fortune, he tucket.

A magician who works in Hong Kong
Swore his magic could never go wrong

And so for a laugh
He cut Celine in half
But alas! That trick was her sawn-song.

Perhaps someday we could collaborate on a limerick, Onion Pirates. ;)

There once was a big guy from Spain
And on his pants was a stain
But his only hope
Was some girlie soap
And now he plays banjo

A parasite resting within
Or a child whose life will begin
Legislators raise voice,
Or abortion their choice,
Either way 'tis considered a sin

Spammerick, eh?

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Sorry, I can only remember dirty ones. This would be due to the many drunken nights remembering/inventing them. I did try to censor it, and I thought the 1337 would make it implausible, if not impossible, to read

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