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Now this may be suicide, But,

Basically I'm in a group project, and our assignment is to make a humourous video about selling bottled Air.
"Aged to Perfection".

Anyways, So I'm looking for ideas, that could be reasonably completed by 3 guys with one camera, with no video editing software and they have to be humourous.

A guy walks in front of the camera holding a bottle. He takes the cap off and then takes a convincing gulp. He then says, "There's only air in this bottle, and it costs five dollars, but I do have good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/mascots/03-11-gecko.jpg

-Air, now in bottled form.

Show 2 guys in an elevator..

Suddenly one of the guy farts, but the other is not too worried, because he brought along " Bottled Air "! What a lifesaver!

The guy who farted collapses due to the horrible smell, and the elevator door decapitates him.

The other guy who has 'Bottled Air' manages to survive the calamity. And he walks out of the elevator feeling like he just survived a major disaster thanking 'Bottled Air'.

Bottled air! Taken from a sealed tomb in the Gobi desert and guaranteed to be well aged! Surprise your friends for Christmas with air older than the Magi! Makes a great gift for the younger folks on your list since it ages them overnight! And don't forget to breathe a bit of this "bottled wisdom" for yourself. You'll be GLAD you did! [ Bottled in Egypt by Islamic terrorists. Guaranteed to shorten your life! ]

A guy walks in front of the camera holding a bottle. He takes the cap off and then takes a convincing gulp. He then says, "There's only air in this bottle, and it costs five dollars, but I do have good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/mascots/03-11-gecko.jpg

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

:D
Thanks for the ideas. Keep em coming :p