NationStates Jolt Archive


Your new god...

The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 16:26
Look apon me, Mortals, for you are about to meet your new god...

Bow down before the great... Toaster!

http://latis.ex.ac.uk/cfarchive/toaster.jpg

HAIL THE TOASTER!*

*please note that failure to worship the toaster will result in eternal damnation in Toaster Hell. Thanks for your time.
The God King Eru-sama
16-11-2004, 16:28
The microwave is greater.
Legless Pirates
16-11-2004, 16:29
Toaster with his Diciples: Cup and Saucer
http://www.espressoparts.com/img/lg/6112.jpg
Yammo
16-11-2004, 16:29
But the toaster gives us....TOAST!


-worshipps-
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 16:30
How dare you speak ill of the toaster! Heretic! Toast him!
The God King Eru-sama
16-11-2004, 16:31
Man cannot live on bread alone.

Your primitive backwater belief in the toaster cannot match the might of space-age technology that is the Microwave.
Legless Pirates
16-11-2004, 16:32
Man cannot live on bread alone.

Your primitive backwater belief in the toaster cannot match the might of space-age technology that is the Microwave.
You can actually put vegetables in the toaster too
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 16:33
Man cannot live on bread alone.

Your primitive backwater belief in the toaster cannot match the might of space-age technology that is the Microwave.

*Toasts the Microwave with a giant Toaster*

Fool! The toaster is omnipotent! You cannot stop the great toaster!
The fairy tinkerbelly
16-11-2004, 16:33
You can actually put vegetables in the toaster too
really?!
Legless Pirates
16-11-2004, 16:33
really?!
if they're thin enough...
The God King Eru-sama
16-11-2004, 16:34
Hmph. I've had enough of your toaster apologetics.
The fairy tinkerbelly
16-11-2004, 16:34
if they're thin enough...

well you learn something new everyday!

*hails the mighty toaster*
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 16:35
*Toasts a sliced parsnip*

Mmmm... Parsnip.
Fnordish Infamy
16-11-2004, 16:36
You can actually put vegetables in the toaster too

And Pop Tarts.
Sephrioth
16-11-2004, 16:37
tin check ya other thread
Chicken pi
16-11-2004, 17:08
And Pop Tarts.

And baked beans, if you have a toaster bag.
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 17:09
Toasters are great! Toasters are wise! Toasters toast things!

All hail the toaster!
The fairy tinkerbelly
16-11-2004, 17:10
And baked beans, if you have a toaster bag.

wow!
Kempelhoff
16-11-2004, 17:12
I shall defeat your toaster-god

Unplugs mains lead. Cuts off Plug (just to be sure) :sniper:
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 17:13
I shall defeat your toaster-god

Unplugs mains lead. Cuts off Plug (just to be sure) :sniper:

Thre great toaster is powered by a fusion generator. It cannot be turned off! HA!
The Imperial Navy
17-11-2004, 10:18
The Light Powered speed cook oven will be toasted! Come my minions!

*An army of Evil Mutated Demonic Winged Space Monkeys come to my side*

Fly my pretties, FLY!
Shaed
17-11-2004, 10:26
I'll only bow to the toaster if I am allowed to worship my other non-cooking-appliance gods.

If so, Toaster can have the Cooking-Appliance-God place in my panthelon of gods (not to be mistaken for the God-Of-Cooking-Appliances place... which is currently vacant).

So, anyone? Am I allowed to worship both Toaster and my other gods?
Skandania
17-11-2004, 10:30
toaster strudels!
The Imperial Navy
17-11-2004, 10:32
I'll only bow to the toaster if I am allowed to worship my other non-cooking-appliance gods.

If so, Toaster can have the Cooking-Appliance-God place in my panthelon of gods (not to be mistaken for the God-Of-Cooking-Appliances place... which is currently vacant).

So, anyone? Am I allowed to worship both Toaster and my other gods?

Heretic! There is one and only one god! THE TOASTER!