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I work in a grocery store which gives me time to think about important things. I am asking thing and I'm hoping someone can help me with these question



1. Are Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima married?

2. If so, where does Betty Crocker fit in?

3. Are Oscar Meyer and J.M. Schnieder more that just friends?

4. If so are they terrible sinners for it?

5. Is the Honey nut cheerios bee really trying to kill that customer who ranted at me for 20 minutes yesterday?

I work in a grocery store which gives me time to think about important things. I am asking thing and I'm hoping someone can help me with these question



1. Are Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima married?

2. If so, where does Betty Crocker fit in?

3. Are Oscar Meyer and J.M. Schnieder more that just friends?

4. If so are they terrible sinners for it?

5. Is the Honey nut cheerios bee really trying to kill that customer who ranted at me for 20 minutes yesterday?

1. Yes. Possibly even to eachother.

2. She met Uncle Ben at a jazz club and then had a three-way with him and Aunt Jemima.

3. Definitely.

4. Oh yes and worse than you might imagine, for reasons you couldn't even guess.

5. Yes.

What's up with the Green Giant and Sprout? A little man/boy love action going on?

What's up with the Green Giant and Sprout? A little man/boy love action going on?

Gives new meaning to the term "bust you a new one", doesn't it? ;)

1. Are Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima married?
Ben knocked up Jemima and they had a shotgun wedding.

2. If so, where does Betty Crocker fit in?
Betty was some white woman who got the jungle fever.

3. Are Oscar Meyer and J.M. Schnieder more that just friends?
Let's just say that Schnieder is a meat collector and leave it at that.

4. If so are they terrible sinners for it?
One of them is, the other was just curious.

5. Is the Honey nut cheerios bee really trying to kill that
customer who ranted at me for 20 minutes yesterday?
The bee always told me that I must kill my own customers.

6. how is it possible to have low-fat refried beans in a can?

7. How do you get, "As many items as possible" From " 1to 8 items"?

8. If a cashier is scanning customers, has no closed sign, the light is on, is he open, or do you need to ask him if he is openned?

9. If a cashier has a closed on his cash, the light is off, and he is emptying a garbage can, is he open, or do you need to ask him if he's open?

6. Magic.

7. By shooting anyone who attempts the thing 2 to 9 times.

8. No.

9. No.

10. If a person is on top of a ladder delicatly putting up a large glass ball on top of shelf, do you run up to him and scream at him about how the meat guy was rude to you?

10. If a person is on top of a ladder delicatly putting up a large glass ball on top of shelf, do you run up to him and scream at him about how the meat guy was rude to you?
Only if you wish to see him fall, then be crushed by the ball. I would have been so shocked by the ranting customer that I would have 'accidentally' dropped said ball on said customer's head. And of course, it was self defence, because he was 'shaking the ladder, officer, trying to knock me off'

10. Yes. Always.

Add your own cause I can't think of any more.