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Is Wayne Rooney Fat?

Yes, but I don't care because Everton are third in the league :)

Ah he's only a teeny bit fat but in fairness, he's a strong little shrek lookalike.

He spent most of the Newxastle match shrugging off Andy O'Brien,who's a strong bloke (I've met him)

Yes.

Rooney's so fat, when he kicks the ball he's the striker and the goalkeeper at the same time.

Yes. Very. Who is he?

England and Manchester United "Wonderboy" who's fat and looks like Shrek.

Big belly rooney waddles in two more goals, wow wee. It's time boy wonder started a diet, or got liposuction, the big fat mess. :D

A bit pudgy, but some of that "fat" is probably muscle.
That "fat" kid is probably fitter than most of us.

A bit pudgy, but some of that "fat" is probably muscle.
That "fat" kid is probably fitter than most of us.
I bet I'll have better knees then him once he get's to be my age.

I bet I'll have better knees then him once he get's to be my age.
I bet he can afford 1000 new knees if he'll get your age

I am an Arsenal supporter and rooney is a fat mess lol! hes still good tho. Dont get me started on van Nistelrooy...

wayne rooney is fat and looks like shrek (for those who dont know ;) ).

Rooney is the best striker in England. He is slightly overweight, but since it doesn't slow him down, who cares! :) :) :p

Thierry Henry is a much better striker than Rooney! If you mean that Rooney is the best english striker, then yes.

Thierry Henry is a much better striker than Rooney! If you mean that Rooney is the best english striker, then yes.

Yes thats what I meant. Rooney is the best english striker.

Anyway the best striker in england is Bellion. Yeah. :rolleyes:

I don't know about him, but I would say that his name transcends all reality and lets him be both fat and skinny at the same time.

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Yes, but I don't care because Everton are third in the league :)

I only wish they hadn't allowed the transfer to Man Utd. He looked a lot thinner in blue. ;)

Not really, he is a little but most of his bulk is muscle because he has done a lot of boxing.
He was even close to choosing boxing as his profession untill he decided to stay in football...

No, he's stocky. That is not the same as being fat.

Liverpool FC forever!

Yep, but he also looks like a hobbit.

I am an Arsenal supporter and rooney is a fat mess lol! hes still good tho. Dont get me started on van Nistelrooy...

And what is wrong with Ruud?

And what is wrong with Ruud?

What is right with him?

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00135/Shrek_Rooney_2_135968a.jpg

He is a fat t**t. If you watch him playing he can barley run one length of the pitch

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00135/Shrek_Rooney_2_135968a.jpg

He is a fat t**t. If you watch him playing he can barley run one length of the pitch

I knew someone would post that picture :D

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Does it matter? Rooney looks like the missing link.

Football is a boring, mindless sport that retards can play. it also only exists so big brick shithouse skinheads can beat the shit out of each other.

Football is the root of british violence.

Does it matter? Rooney looks like the missing link.

Football is a boring, mindless sport that retards can play. it also only exists so big brick shithouse skinheads can beat the shit out of each other.

Football is the root of british violence.

Erm, me thinks rugby is slightly more violent, but at least in that they respect the ref a bit more.

HAHAHA! yes indeed shrek is a fat footy player but what's even more laughable is him minute brain! HA! after swearing allegiance to the mighty everton (gunners fan here by the way) he then hot foots it in the worst way possible to the bowl of crap that is Man Utd and now look! everton are 3rd (ha!) and manc are 7th!!!!! i laugh so hard my sides fall apart! and don't even get me started on the granny shaggin.....

p.s van nistelroy is a pile of poo... if there wasn't an off side rule he'd be hanging from the cross bar, he only scores so much because he gets decent delivery! only scores sitters and penalties! completely pointless in out field play and to top it all off, incredably selfish! pah! Henry is the king!

Does it matter? Rooney looks like the missing link.

Football is a boring, mindless sport that retards can play. it also only exists so big brick shithouse skinheads can beat the shit out of each other.

Football is the root of british violence.


eeerrrrm i think you'll find scallies (chavs etc) are the root of brit violence, i'm a devout footy fan and i aint violent, if they weren't watchin footy, they'd find summit else to get wound up about! think you've expressed a bit of a narrow minded view there.... step back, it's a broader problem!

[gunners fan here by the way) nice. me too.

Does it matter? Rooney looks like the missing link.

Football is a boring, mindless sport that retards can play. it also only exists so big brick shithouse skinheads can beat the shit out of each other.

Football is the root of british violence.

That would be rugby you speak of.

p.s van nistelroy is a pile of poo... if there wasn't an off side rule he'd be hanging from the cross bar, he only scores so much because he gets decent delivery! only scores sitters and penalties! completely pointless in out field play and to top it all off, incredably selfish! pah! Henry is the king!
but he scores ;)

we'll beat the germans in 2006, just like we did in 1988

but tonight we take on andorra

[QUOTE=The Imperial Navy]Does it matter? Rooney looks like the missing link.

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I always thought that Keown was the missing link...confused...

Missing link... Are you sure you didn't miss an 'a' in between the two words? Fair enough, he's a quality player, and i used to like him, but all the hype around him seems to have gone to his head, hence the transfer to the Reds, now i can't stand him. Another young one gone for the money and glory, not staying with the club that put him into the limelight. Shame.

(By the way, i'm not a bitter Everton fan)

Missing link... Are you sure you didn't miss an 'a' in between the two words? Fair enough, he's a quality player, and i used to like him, but all the hype around him seems to have gone to his head, hence the transfer to the Reds, now i can't stand him. Another young one gone for the money and glory, not staying with the club that put him into the limelight. Shame.

(By the way, i'm not a bitter Everton fan)

Sadly I think you are right....after tonights game....shame (he threw the black arm band to show mourning for Emlyn Hughes and another ex player whos name escapes me to the ground...bad move....the press will crucify him)

But the Spanish crowds racist chanting was not fun either...

ANd Robinsons crap goal concession

And I am a very bitter Leeds fan

I only wish they hadn't allowed the transfer to Man Utd. He looked a lot thinner in blue. ;)

Who cares? The team in blue are 3rd and Man United are mid-table medicority.
Happy days :)

Rooney is fat and the most over rated player today. Everton really pulled a fast one.

Rooney is fat and the most over rated player today. Everton really pulled a fast one.

Shhhhh...don't tell anyone!

Rooney is fat and the most over rated player today. Everton really pulled a fast one.

no...the most over rated player is Alan Smith....or Ashley Cole

I may be bitter but I am a realist as well...

no...the most over rated player is Alan Smith....or Ashley Cole

I may be bitter but I am a realist as well...

*nods in agreement*

But going back to the missing link, who would play that much for that?

OH how I laughed when I heard how much.

BuMp bUmP

Dont get me started on van Nistelrooy...
Does anyone else think Van Nistelroy looks like a horse?!

Football is the root of british violence.

That would be rugby you speak of.

And the last time we heard of a riot by rugby fans was....