NationStates Jolt Archive


Those dammed americans...

The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 11:21
How dare they have tastier breakfast cerial than us! I have to eat cornflakes, while they get Cap'n Crunch and Tasty wheat! I want Cap'n crunch! Sell it over here now! And Lucky Charms! Bring them back! why did you stop selling them!

You americans are soo lucky. You get better cerial... [/rant]

:D
Glinde Nessroe
16-11-2004, 11:24
How dare they have tastier breakfast cerial than us! I have to eat cornflakes, while they get Cap'n Crunch and Tasty wheat! I want Cap'n crunch! Sell it over here now! And Lucky Charms! Bring them back! why did you stop selling them!

You americans are soo lucky. You get better cerial... [/rant]

:D
Oh lord no. We have enough America as it is...I'm guessing your referring to the 52nd state of America called Australia?
JuNii
16-11-2004, 11:28
Oh lord no. We have enough America as it is...I'm guessing your referring to the 52nd state of America called Australia?what's the 51st state... and you guys have the coolest animals down there... and I love hearing that 'stralian accent of yours.


as for you navy... where you from anyway? :confused:
Kanabia
16-11-2004, 11:28
Nah, he's british.

But whats wrong with Cornflakes? 10 teaspoons of sugar fixes them right up.

LOL
Vastiva
16-11-2004, 11:31
Cornflakes makes for good meatloaf.

And l love walking down an aisle of cereals... last I counted, I had 226 choices, if you include all the generics and store brands.

Yummy. ;)
Kanabia
16-11-2004, 11:31
I love hearing that 'stralian accent of yours.

GODAMMIT!! If you're going to imitate, do it right. Now repeat after me:

Or. Stray. Yun.

(lol the accent is a myth.)

http://stupidaussies.curvedspaces.com/index.html

Here, read up on us.
JuNii
16-11-2004, 11:32
Nah, he's british.

But whats wrong with Cornflakes? 10 teaspoons of sugar fixes them right up.

LOLBritish? Hey, give me Monty Python, Benny Hill, and your comedies. They're Awwsome!! 'Alo Alo, Piglet Files, Keeping up appearances. better than Friends, Seinfeild, Everybody loves Raymond and SNL.
Kanabia
16-11-2004, 11:34
Hey, organise a trade agreement. You give Britain edible cereal, they give you watchable TV. :p
JuNii
16-11-2004, 11:36
Hey, organise a trade agreement. You give Britain edible cereal, they give you watchable TV. :pIf I had anything to say... it would be DONE!
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 11:37
I just want my lucky charms back... :(
Alinania
16-11-2004, 11:39
i had stale bread for breakfast. :(
i want lucky charms!
Deeelo
16-11-2004, 11:39
Cap'n Crunch, Lucy Charms?! How can people eat that shit?
Right thinking whites
16-11-2004, 11:40
Hey, organise a trade agreement. You give Britain edible cereal, they give you watchable TV. :p
that would be nice some dr who and red dwarf
hell yea!!!
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 11:40
Cap'n Crunch, LucKy Charms?! How can people eat that shit?

'cos it's yummy.
Fugee-La
16-11-2004, 11:42
Cap'n Crunch, Lucy Charms?! How can people eat that shit?

OMFG YOU ARE SO OBVIOUSLY AN ANTI AMERICAN, HOW CAN YOU NOT EAT CAP'N CRUNCH. OMFG YOU HATE OUR LIFESTYLE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE SO LIKE THAT, EMBRACE CONSUMERISM, GO BACK TO COMMUNISM YOU RUSSIAN TIN FOIL HAT COMMIE!


Yarr, why is it that when I want to appear stupid I can never do it right :(.
JuNii
16-11-2004, 11:43
Cap'n Crunch, Lucy Charms?! How can people eat that shit?HEY... THAT'S DAMN GOOD SHIT YOU DISS'N!
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 11:45
You're either with america or... YOU'RE SOME COMMIE TERRORIST SCUM!

You support america's foriegn policy or... YOU'RE SOME SICK BIN LADEN LOVER WHO LOVED IT WHEN 9/11 HAPPENED!!

You like george bush or... YOU'RE A SICK ISLAMIC MILITANT WITH LINKS TO BIN LADEN!

:D
Kanabia
16-11-2004, 11:47
Yarr, why is it that when I want to appear stupid I can never do it right :(.

Yeah, you know, I really wouldn't be surprised if you meant the above seriously. :p
JuNii
16-11-2004, 11:55
You're either with america or... YOU'RE SOME COMMIE TERRORIST SCUM!

You support america's foriegn policy or... YOU'RE SOME SICK BIN LADEN LOVER WHO LOVED IT WHEN 9/11 HAPPENED!!

You like george bush or... YOU'RE A SICK ISLAMIC MILITANT WITH LINKS TO BIN LADEN!

:DThat's why they're called Extremists... and unfortunatly... they're also the LOUDEST!
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 11:57
*Runs to america, steals box of lucky charms and comes back*

Mmmm... sweet marshmallow... *Munch*
Alinania
16-11-2004, 11:58
*Runs to america, steals box of lucky charms and comes back*

Mmmm... sweet marshmallow... *Munch*
can i have some...
puh-leeeeaaaase?
JuNii
16-11-2004, 11:59
*Runs to america, steals box of lucky charms and comes back*

Mmmm... sweet marshmallow... *Munch*[fake irish accent] Akkk they're always after me Lucky Charms!!!
Speedin
16-11-2004, 12:01
The best British TV I have ever seen, and I lived in England for a year, was Benny Hill and Are You Being Served....for more of that (I know Benny's dead), we will ship you all the cereal you want bu please no more Upstairs Downstairs and simular British claptrap.
pease all
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 12:05
can i have some...
puh-leeeeaaaase?

*Chucks handful of marshmallows at Alinania.*
Glinde Nessroe
16-11-2004, 12:22
what's the 51st state... and you guys have the coolest animals down there... and I love hearing that 'stralian accent of yours.


as for you navy... where you from anyway? :confused:
Britian is the 51st state :_
Cannot think of a name
16-11-2004, 12:52
Yeah, well-just as long as you don't try Golden Grahams you'll be okay. Once you've tasted that little gem of a cereal you'll start making invasion plans.....


mmmmm Golden Grahams........I want me some Golden Grahams............
Von Witzleben
16-11-2004, 12:58
what's the 51st state...
The UK. With governor Blair and homecoming queen Elizabeth II.
Greedy Pig
16-11-2004, 13:12
I eat rice for breakfast.

Is that normal?
JuNii
16-11-2004, 13:13
I eat rice for breakfast.

Is that normal?is it cooked? if so, yes, I also eat rice for breakfast.
Von Witzleben
16-11-2004, 13:15
I eat rice for breakfast.

Is that normal?
No. You need some professional help.
Beth Gellert
16-11-2004, 13:30
I ate some cereal type crap for breakfast, the other day. Coco Shreddies... Choco... I dunno, I think the first one, anyway, I stopped upon realising that they're 30% sugar. It was for the best, I didn't like that they were cold and not even a bit greasy, anyway. I don't know why the hell you would be in Britain and want to eat a foreigner's breakfast. The only reason we still keep the country open is for the breakfasts, isn' it?

Ah, to hell with you all, I'm going to find the frying pan and watch something without Benny bloody Hill in it.
..My PC clock's playing up, is Home and Away on, yet? Heh. And did Gary get bail on Family Affairs? I feel so out of the loop.
Foggymushmush
16-11-2004, 13:31
The best British TV I have ever seen, and I lived in England for a year, was Benny Hill and Are You Being Served....for more of that (I know Benny's dead), we will ship you all the cereal you want bu please no more Upstairs Downstairs and simular British claptrap.
pease all

GODDAMNNNNNN !!!!!!! How can you like that crap.Benny-fuckin-hill.Gawdamn ...I would rather set myself on fire.
How can the yanks like that rubbish so much and still consider them selves a superpower.(snigger).It's tawdry inane childish and rather simple.OH!!....oh! i see.......;0
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 13:31
I wouldn't mind gaining weight like our american friends... Because currently I am underweight.
Von Witzleben
16-11-2004, 13:33
I wouldn't mind gaining weight like our american friends....
Now thats just racist envy speaking.
JuNii
16-11-2004, 13:37
I wouldn't mind gaining weight like our american friends... Because currently I am underweight.change your excercise regime. start Flying off the handle, Leaping to Conclusions. Jumping the Gun, twisting the facts, ducking the issues, and most of all... Keep eating your words. :D
Greedy Pig
16-11-2004, 13:47
Is cereal actually good for us? Because I heard that the inventor, Kelogg, supposedly claim that it would discourage us from masturbating.
The Imperial Navy
16-11-2004, 13:49
Now thats just racist envy speaking.

Nah. I just like gaining weight because I need to. The Americans set a prime example in weight gain.