NationStates Jolt Archive


If you had a biseuxual chimp who voted for Bush

Dyressendel
16-11-2004, 01:19
would you disown him, love him, buy him a nice hat? What?
Hammolopolis
16-11-2004, 01:23
Well how big of a monkey?
Chrono Trooper 1728
16-11-2004, 01:25
I'd wonder why a bisexual anything would vote for Bush in the first place.
My riech
16-11-2004, 01:25
That all depends on how much of a kick back the chimp got for his vote.
Clonetopia
16-11-2004, 01:26
Well how big of a monkey?

Chimps are apes, not monkeys.
Nerotika
16-11-2004, 01:26
ummm i would give him a bannana.....(A exploding bannana)lol but still this forum makes no sence but it was fun to answer lol
EVIL CHIMP DIE :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
Dyressendel
16-11-2004, 01:53
I'd wonder why a bisexual anything would vote for Bush in the first place.
Chimps tend to vote conservative. It's the tax breaks.
Sukafitz
16-11-2004, 01:57
It's common knowledge that John Kerry
paid all the chimp votes with bananas.
http://www.americasvoices.org/images/Alvarez-Monkeys.jpg
Damn little pot smoking monkeys.
Hammolopolis
16-11-2004, 02:00
Chimps are apes, not monkeys.
Its a Simpsons quote actually, gimme some creative license.
Cigalle
16-11-2004, 02:05
Hmmm....I'm not sure....how about throwing it out of a fast moving car into a wall? Something like that anyway, the same sort of thing I'd do to any Republican really.
Chelloveckia
16-11-2004, 02:06
id slap hum for putting taxes before is civil liberties and social benefits. hes a bisexual.
Kalmuk
16-11-2004, 02:17
I wouldn't blame the ape, can't read the ballot anyway. I would however look into assisting pets, small appliances, and those under 18 vote with the blue states next time.
Von Witzleben
16-11-2004, 02:19
would you disown him, love him, buy him a nice hat? What?
I'd turn him into an ashtray.
Kalmuk
16-11-2004, 02:22
ooh wait I forgot htttp://www.bushorchimp.com . Chimps can't help but sympathize with someone that they can eat a good bannana with.