NationStates Jolt Archive

and told you "Dad! You have to marry the crazy lady who just hit you with the frying pan and threw hot oil in your face! And you have to do this even if your life will be miserable hell because otherwise I will never be born!!!"

What would you do?

I'd say, "Sorry to tell you this, kid, but you were adopted!"

I'd say "Screw you!" and kick him in the shins, run away, and hope he can't find me with his futuristic technology.

Wouldn't I still be concussed from the frying pan?

Scream internet catchphrases at him.

Kill him, and offer his soul to the women in exchange for sexual favors.

I´d bitch-slap that spoiled brat until he cries. That´s what he´ll get for DISOBEYING his father!