NationStates Jolt Archive

As BlindLiberals has so elequently pointed out, we are all losers who are wasting our lives and our time on our children. Instead of thinking about future generations we should think about the very real concerns of our day, what happens if the sun doesn't come up?
I didn't think about this often because, I, as most internet users, was a stupid loser who wasted his time sniffing glue and attempting to ingest bicycle parts instead of focusing on the sun.
Now, I suppose some of my fellow denizens of this glorious chamber pot called the internet do other things, such as debate politics or view hentai tentacle porn, but, really, who wants to admit to those things?
Anyway, I just love the feel of the fumes moving through my brain, expunging the bad stuff.



I was talking about something wasn't I? What was it? Oh yes, what would you do if the sun didn't come up?

Um ... stumble around in the dark? Turn on lots of lights? Curse the darkness? Light a candle?

Die?

Stay in bed.

Wonder why the hell the earth stopped rotating and listen for the screams of the people on fire on the other side of the planet.

try to move to other sun, some hundrads years before it happen?

Clap twice.

As I told BlindLiberals:

Try to get everyone to believe in the Hogfather again.

As I told BlindLiberals:

Try to get everyone to believe in the Hogfather again.
:p :p
Personaly I'ld blame Bush :D

I would go back to bed and wait until the earth spins enough so that the sun shines through my window and wakes me up like it usually does.

I'd do one of two things:

1. Run around crazily screaming bloody murder..

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2. Think rationally about the situation and act accordingly.

I´d arm myself with a axe handle, torches and a angry mob and start looting the hell out of my town. Then I´d make evreyone wear hooded cloaks and adress me as their "Supreme Master", found my own "Cult of the Briger of the Sun" and engage in daily psychotic rituals, hunt and burn infidels, etc.

JOIN ME NOW! Grovel fools! Avoid the rush!

Then again, I'd also probably think:

How the fuck am I in Alaska?!

try to shag as meny super modles as humanly possible aka:jordan :fluffle:

Wonder why the hell the earth stopped rotating and listen for the screams of the people on fire on the other side of the planet.

:D Yup, I think that about sums it up.

I would probably scratch my head and start mumbling about the government ruining everything and go back to sleep and repeat this process until someone told me what was going on....or i would run around screaming

Become a Vampire Pirate, of course!

Duh.

Delight in the fact that my maniacal plans worked!

I'd go sun fishing.

I'd buy night vision goggles.

Become a Vampire Pirate, of course!

Duh.


Genius! Why didn't I think of that?

Actually, the sun DIDN'T come up one day last week.

So I did what any halfway-intelligent person in town did.




I grabbed my umbrella as I headed out the door so I wouldn't get wet.....




Sheesh - it's not rocket science y'know....

i would go eat a pie.

Call Ghostbusters... of course

Me, well I'd roll over and go back to bed. If however this did not result in a sun appearing after several hours (days maybe) I'd turn on a heater, and run to the walmart to steal grow-lamps, guns, seeds, plant pots, and good soil... and then probably loot the Supermarket for all the food I could carry... frrozen food only as it will soon be cold enough that I no longer need to have a freezer. Then, back to sleep.

I would be pretty gutted because all of my stuff is solar powered. I supose they'd have to build a new one.

I would build my very own new sun using the following:
1 elastic band, 20 cm length
1 tonne builders grade whin chips
6 potatoe scones
A pair of sensilbe trousers - these must be grey.
2 50 megaton nuclear bombs
5 chicken burgers (can use Quorn if you are vegetarian).

I've done it before, it's easy when you have the recipe. Once I had my very own sun I would charge other people to use it, anyone who uses my sun without paying either:
(A)dies
(B)gives me all their money
(C)becomes a monkey butler.

And thus I would rule the world.

Well. I sure as hell wouldn't go to work.

God, all of these choices are so wonderful, I really don't know which I'd pick!

This one's easy:

When in danger
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout!

Thank you, RAH!

Well, I'll assume that the reason the sun didn't "come out" is that it's gone. In which case, I doubt any of us would live for very long. That whole gravity thing is sort of important...

Well, I'll assume that the reason the sun didn't "come out" is that it's gone. In which case, I doubt any of us would live for very long. That whole gravity thing is sort of important...
Gravity is over-rated. So are heat and oxygen.
All we really need to do is put a nuclear-powered metal shield covered with lights all around the world. Make sure some of the lights produce UV radiation for the plants and we'll be fine.

This one's easy:

When in danger
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout!

Thank you, RAH!

There is only one god!
It is the sun god!
Ra ra ra!

Sun? What is this "sun" that I keep hearing about?



...wait, is that the thing that puts light on my computer screen two times a day? Damn thing.

I'd take a drink of vodka, turn on the tv for a bit and then have a brief nap. A light lunch to follow.

I'd take a drink of vodka, turn on the tv for a bit and then have a brief nap. A light lunch to follow.
My idea exactly. A vodka and nap are the solution to near any problem!
I mean, I suppose that some people might actually try to fix the damned problem, but really, whats the point.
After all, if you save the world you invariably have to save the part that Boy George is living on, and that just isn't worth my time.

I would get on the first plane to the other side of the planet where the sun would be shining.

Invest in power companies and lightbulbs.