NationStates Jolt Archive


If you had a child that openly wanted to work for KFC

Huzen Hagen
15-11-2004, 20:14
Heres one no-one has yet tackled, what would you do if yoru child wanted to blow all the time and effort you had put into his education (aswell as alot of money) and flipped burgers for the rest of his life?

heres another one, what if your child wanted to become a horsey?
Wankhands
15-11-2004, 20:23
I'd let the little bastard...serve him/her right.
On the KFC thing...I'd force him to pay back all the money that I wasted on his/her education out of his/her measly wages. If he/she can't, too bad, their house is being repossessed as we speak!
Tuesday Heights
15-11-2004, 21:28
If my child wants to be/do anything, no matter how hard, I'd support it.
Presgreif
15-11-2004, 21:31
This is getting out of hand. But its funny all the same. :D
Seosavists
15-11-2004, 22:08
The answer to all these questions is "go ask your mother!"
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
15-11-2004, 22:24
That child wouldn’t have much of a life left. However I would give them a five second head start.
*Cue chase music*
The Force Majeure
15-11-2004, 22:51
Mmmm....free chicken...
The God King Eru-sama
15-11-2004, 22:54
It's not fast food, it's good food quickly.
Harrylandia
15-11-2004, 23:31
dang carnavores. I am a vegaterian and proud of it. and I think that if he kills a animal he should at least show respects to the chicken by proforming a dance for its sperit just like the fine native americans! anybody for the chicken dance? dada dadad dadad da dat dat dat daddada dadadad daddadd dat dat dat dat. HORAY FOR THE CHICKEN DANCE.!!!
Spookistan and Jakalah
15-11-2004, 23:36
I'd say that any kid of mine who worked flipping burgers at KFC would soon have to change their plans anyway, once they were fired for not frying chicken.
HawthorneHeights
15-11-2004, 23:41
i would probably pms, and im a dude

so things would get ugly
Ethical Atheists
15-11-2004, 23:42
If my child willingly aspired to work at KFC, I would not hold it against him/her. Obviously the failure lied within the hypothetical me; I would hold it against myself.
Nutter Butter Bay
15-11-2004, 23:48
Mmmm....free chicken...
I'm with you Force, free chicken rocks!
Ishmaella
16-11-2004, 00:01
I would go back in time and make it so the kid had never been born. Because obviously, somewhere along the way, someone made a horrible mistake that can never be fixed.
Renard
16-11-2004, 00:05
I'd ask them to get a value bucket or something when they're picking up an application form.
Ashmoria
16-11-2004, 00:12
the only reasonable thing that you can ask of your child once he gets old enough to throw out of the house is that he have the good grace to never come back again (to live)


the rest is up to him
Ellbownia
16-11-2004, 00:13
I'm with you Force, free chicken rocks!
My sister managed a McDonalds. Free ANYTHING rocks! (As long as it's edible, which may not always apply at mickey D's...)
La Terra di Liberta
16-11-2004, 00:46
They can work there but don't count on me ever showing up because I hate the food there. Just grease and chicken skin.
New Marigold
16-11-2004, 00:54
Choice #1:
I'd say okay, but you also must take continuing education

Choice #2: I'd say try 7-11, its less greasy (health issue) and more variety, and a better chance you might own a franchise in the future.
Seratoah
16-11-2004, 01:33
I'd ask "Why KFC?"

It's the dirtiest fast food place I ever been behind the scenes of, and I've been behind the scenes of a number of them.........
Das Rocket
16-11-2004, 03:53
I'd take advantage of the employee discount.
After the initial freakout.