NationStates Jolt Archive

What would you do? Could you live with a kid whose only delight is to run around shouting "I.G.N.O.R.E.!", "That violates my sovereignty!", and "Ask a jew/atheist/catholic/gay/..."? And if you didn't accept him/her/it, aren't you being unjust to the child's sexual (or, more appropriately, "lack of sex"-ual) preferences?

This is a very weighty issue.

I, personally, would employ the good ol' woodshed. Such a lonely child has no chance of making friends anyway, why not introduce him/her/it to a baseball bat. Maybe they'll get along...

What would you do? Could you live with a kid whose only delight is to run around shouting "I.G.N.O.R.E.!", "That violates my sovereignty!", and "Ask a jew/atheist/catholic/gay/..."? And if you didn't accept him/her/it, aren't you being unjust to the child's sexual (or, more appropriately, "lack of sex"-ual) preferences?

This is a very weighty issue.

I, personally, would employ the good ol' woodshed. Such a lonely child has no chance of making friends anyway, why not introduce him/her/it to a baseball bat. Maybe they'll get along...

Nahh! Just wait until they turn 18 and point them at an older man/woman! :D

Nahh! Just wait until they turn 18 and point them at an older man/woman! :D
Good plan!

That is if they haven't already changed their name to "Spltzsiurisquoistan" by then. There's no hope after that.