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There have been threads about homo-, hetero- an bi-sexuality of your children. Those can suck because of personal beliefs.

But what if your child was asexual? I'd think there's something wrong with them

There have been threads about homo-, hetero- an bi-sexuality of your children. Those can suck because of personal beliefs.

But what if your child was asexual? I'd think there's something wrong with them
I would be MAD … no profit from them whoring themselves out to make rent!

A child of MINE? Asexual??? NEVER happen! LOL!

A child of MINE? Asexual??? NEVER happen! LOL!
Ohhh you think it cant happen to you … then one day … they bring back their amoeba friends … and all hell brakes loose

I wonder what the religious people say about it?

and what about asexual marrage?

There have been threads about homo-, hetero- an bi-sexuality of your children. Those can suck because of personal beliefs.

But what if your child was asexual? I'd think there's something wrong with them

I´d be happy and open a bottle of champagné. At least none of that right-wing christian nuts will flame me for having a asexual child... ;)

Ohhh you think it cant happen to you … then one day … they bring back their amoeba friends … and all hell brakes loose

I wonder what the religious people say about it?

and what about asexual marrage?

That's called a "monogamous relationship." Those are the people for whom I truly feel sorry. Having lived ( unwillingly! ) in one of those for three years, I can speak from personal experience. :(

That's called a "monogamous relationship." Those are the people for whom I truly feel sorry. Having lived ( unwillingly! ) in one of those for three years, I can speak from personal experience. :(
I see :D Truly sticking with one partner :p

lol damn that would be booring ... no more :fluffle:

It could be worse:
What if your child had no hang-ups whatsoever!
What sort of parent would you be if you didn't give at least one neurosis to your offspring?

Also to Legless (since my pointless thread's been closed :( ): How am I/ When was I Politically Correct? I've never guessed correctly who will win a major election in my life!

Wouldn't bother me. Most children go through that phase. I remember when I first had asexual tendencies. Spent many a long Sunday afternoon locked in the bathroom. Of course, it would depend on how open he/she was about it. I mean, I draw the line at the dinner table...

There have been threads about homo-, hetero- an bi-sexuality of your children. Those can suck because of personal beliefs.

But what if your child was asexual? I'd think there's something wrong with them

you are a time waster. get lost

This just in from the Advanced Sexuality Studies, the acronym is, well you can guess:
"Asexulaity not a hereditary condition!"

you are a time waster. get lost

And at this juncture I would like to point out that the internet is the perfect medium on which to tell people they're wasting time.

Hey, at least they wouldn't be out getting or getting anyone pregnant.

And at this juncture I would like to point out that the internet is the perfect medium on which to tell people they're wasting time.

that was worth a chuckle, as was the original post...

personally, as long as the child didn't divide on the street or in any other public place, how he chooses to procreate is no ones business...

although all those identical kids running around would quickly get confusing

Hey, at least they wouldn't be out getting or getting anyone pregnant.
they couldent be :)

(though maybe you could think of it as them geting themselfs pregnant sorta) lol

get them into bed with someone.i dont care who.SOMEONE.if i have to hire prostitutes to cure them so be it.

In case anyone's interested, a serious article on the subject of asexuality (http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996533) (in the context of humans).

(though maybe you could think of it as them geting themselfs pregnant sorta) lol
*pulls face*

Now there's a mental image I didn't want.

;)

In case anyone's interested, a serious article on the subject of asexuality (http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996533) (in the context of humans).

Those New Scientist bastards ruin my fun every fucking month. I just can't put their magazines down. :mad:

Those New Scientist bastards ruin my fun every fucking month. I just can't put their magazines down. :mad:

Huh?

Huh?

Their publication is very absorbing*.





























*Making it perfect as a kitchen wipe.

Their publication is very absorbing*.

*Making it perfect as a kitchen wipe.

Ri³ght..... And this causes a spoilage of fun?

"Without a doubt my favorite magazine. Soft, strong and thoroughly absorbant."
Captain Blackadder, Blackadder Goes Forth

My people replicate through mitosis, so it all works out in the end.

Ri³ght..... And this causes a spoilage of fun?

Haha! You said spoilage!

Haha! You said spoilage!

I did. I realised it was probably incorrect, but sometimes I say things incorrectly on purpose.

I did. I realised it was probably incorrect, but sometimes I say things incorrectly on purpose.

Erm...I had a bet with a friend of mine that I could make someone say "spoilage" without asking them to first. :D

Erm...I had a bet with a friend of mine that I could make someone say "spoilage" without asking them to first. :D

I see.

The curious thing is, despite the NS article, asexual does not mean the same thing as non-sexual. To be asexual is to be totally lacking in gamete producing organs and reproducing by other means. Thus is your child were asexual it would mean they had neither testicles or ovaries but did tend to grow buds every once in a while that developed into full blown humans. If I had a child that did that, I would be very suspicious my wife had been hanging out with little green men.

Asexual as in being able to self reproduce?
Or
Asexual as in lacking the desire to have sex?

The first one would leave me utterly confused, the latter would have me slightly worried as that could be the result of psychological issues.

personally, as long as the child didn't divide on the street or in any other public place, how he chooses to procreate is no ones business...
:D This post put the biggest smile on my face with the images it engendered...

:fluffle: thank you!

Then, that's there choice.