Our great Vice President, Mr. Dick Cheney
Mr. Cheney, you are the man. We may disagree politically, but I have a newfound respect for you.
Actually, I'm a little afraid of you now.
Please don't hurt me.
http://img36.exs.cx/img36/6120/bigdickcheney.jpg
The True Right
15-11-2004, 08:36
Mr. Cheney, you are the man. We may disagree politically, but I have a newfound respect for you.
Actually, I'm a little afraid of you now.
Please don't hurt me.
http://img36.exs.cx/img36/6120/bigdickcheney.jpg
Well look at it this way: wouldn't you rather have a President or VP have that "Big Stick" TR always spoke of? I heard W has a Texas sized tallywhacker.
I found it extremely funny when Rolling Stone had to airbrush a decent bulge onto Al Gore. Maybe he is all crazy with rage these days because of his wee wee willie.
Unfree People
15-11-2004, 08:37
....huh?
Pepe Dominguez
15-11-2004, 08:39
Mr. Cheney, you are the man. We may disagree politically, but I have a newfound respect for you.
Actually, I'm a little afraid of you now.
Please don't hurt me.
http://img36.exs.cx/img36/6120/bigdickcheney.jpg
Damn.. that picture makes it look like Cheney's got a Letterman-type gap in his front teeth.. I never knew. That's gotta be embarassing. :eek:
The True Right
15-11-2004, 08:39
Please don't hurt me.
http://img36.exs.cx/img36/6120/bigdickcheney.jpg
"Of course it's going to hurt, but you'll get used to it."-Dick Chaney to Cokie Roberts on Meat the Press 6/6/2004
Pantylvania
15-11-2004, 08:40
George W Bush is short and has small hands and small feet. John Kerry is tall and has big hands and big feet. Kerry wouldn't have had to invade any third world countries to feel better about himself
We have found one weapon of mass destruction at least.
....huh?
Exactly. This comes as a total surprise to me.
Then again, maybe his heart problems originate from disproportionate movement of blood in his extremities.
Unfree People
15-11-2004, 08:46
Exactly. This comes as a total surprise to me.
Then again, maybe his heart problems originate from disproportionate movement of blood in his extremities.
If I had a clue what you were talking about... it's a blurry photo of our vice pres, and...?
Sdaeriji
15-11-2004, 08:46
Does anyone think that thing has a severe hook to it?
Sdaeriji
15-11-2004, 08:47
If I had a clue what you were talking about... it's a blurry photo of our vice pres, and...?
*sigh*
Poor naive UP.
Check out between his legs.
The True Right
15-11-2004, 08:47
George W Bush is short and has small hands and small feet. John Kerry is tall and has big hands and big feet. Kerry wouldn't have had to invade any third world countries to feel better about himself
If the whole hands and feet thing were true, how do you explain J Holmes, or James Woods? Their members are the stuff of legend, yet were both small in stature. Just because someone likes power and is into invasions, does not mean they are "short". Heck maybe this whole Iraq thing is just to show the world how big W's is.
Besides Kerry has been emasculated since he married Teresa. All of his photo ops tried to reinforce that he still had do-dads, when infact he flip-flopped on that issue as well.
The True Right
15-11-2004, 08:48
Does anyone think that thing has a severe hook to it?
No. It's limp, "hard" to tell otherwise. Hate to be in the room to find out, someone would poke their eye out.
Sdaeriji
15-11-2004, 08:49
No. It's limp, "hard" to tell otherwise. Hate to be in the room to find out, someone would poke their eye out.
I was thinking that it was just straining against his obviously inferior pants.
Unfree People
15-11-2004, 08:49
*sigh*
Poor naive UP.
Check out between his legs.
Eeeew. I could have done without that. Definitely need to get off the forums...
No. It's limp, "hard" to tell otherwise. Hate to be in the room to find out, someone would poke their eye out.
If that's limp status, then I'd hate to see him excited.
Geneva Conventions probably regulate something as dangerous as that.
The True Right
15-11-2004, 09:00
If that's limp status, then I'd hate to see him excited.
Geneva Conventions probably regulate something as dangerous as that.
Well if that is a menace, I want to be the Hitler Menace.
I just concluded that the reason his daughter is gay is that as a child she saw her dad naked, thus scaring her into thinking men are all built like daddy.
Sdaeriji
15-11-2004, 09:01
Well if that is a menace, I want to be the Hitler Menace.
I just concluded that the reason his daughter is gay is that as a child she saw her dad naked, thus scaring her into thinking men are all built like daddy.
How would that make her gay?
The True Right
15-11-2004, 09:11
How would that make her gay?
Well it would scare her, thus making her more apt to lesbian activities. She probably thought all men were that way until much later, but by then the lesbianism had set in and it's hold was firm.
Pantylvania
16-11-2004, 07:30
...its hold was firm.heh heh heh