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I made this thread basically because I was bored. But now, you can ask me any question the you want to know about me! I can choose not to answer some, but the majority of them I'll answer.

Ask away!

The number of accessories on a 1967 john Deere lawn tractor and which was the most common

They can't lock an "Ask me" (since it's not "Ask a") thread, can they?

I choose not to answer.

But I bet you don't even know.

They can't lock an "Ask me" (since it's not "Ask a") thread, can they?

Precisely why I used this title.

What was the last colour I used today when I painted my Dark Elven Highborn? (He´s not finished)

Do you think this thread will get locked? :D
Yes/No/Maybe?

Why does time travels slower at high speeds?

What was the last colour I used today when I painted my Dark Elven Highborn? (He´s not finished)

What is a Dark Elven Highborn and how exactly do you paint it?

As for the answer, I'm gonna say, Green. (What the hell)

What was the most immoral (or crazy) sexual thing you ever did?
What is your complete name, adress, and the phone number of your parents?
Can you give me $500?

Here ya go:

1) Why are you bored?
2) Why do people in general become bored?
3) Can you really be bored to death?
4) How close have you come to being killed by boredom?
5) Am I boring you to death?
6) Am I asking too many questions?
7) How many questions are too many?
8) Has there ever really been a stupid question?
9) Am I asking stupid questions?
10) If I am asking a stupid question, how is it stupid?
11) Is a stupid question only stupid to stupid people? Or is it stupid to everyone?

Well that's about I can come up with right now. Maybe I'll have some more later.

Do you think this thread will get locked? :D
Yes/No/Maybe?

It could happen.

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

What was the most immoral (or crazy) sexual thing you ever did?
What is your complete name, adress, and the phone number of your parents?
Can you give me $500?

I'm only 12, I choose not to answer, and no.

Why does time travels slower at high speeds?

It doesn't want to miss the exit on the interstate.

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Also would you want to be a tree? Why?

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

500 year old oak tree

Do all these questions frustrate you?

What is a Dark Elven Highborn and how exactly do you paint it?

As for the answer, I'm gonna say, Green. (What the hell)


Well, I should had said that it was a Warhammer Fantasy minitaure, but hey! ;) And it´s a lead miniature that you paint with a brush ^^

And you know what, you were right ^^

The last paint I used was actually mix of Skull White and Snot Green for his belt, so, man you´re like... cool now ;)

I'm only 12.
12 years old and no sex? What's wrong with kids today? ;)

Also would you want to be a tree? Why?

I would, because alot of interesting things happen over the course of the years, and I would like to be there to see it all.

ok here goes: i have a 427 big block chevy motor should i inject it? or should i go with a twin turbo set up? also whats the biggest cam i can run to make it streetable?

Do all these questions frustrate you?

Some of them.

Do all these questions frustrate you?
Also when are you going to answer my first eleven questions? Well, there's twelve technically speaking, as the last one is really two questions, but who cares?

ok here goes: i have a 427 big block chevy motor should i inject it? or should i go with a twin turbo set up? also whats the biggest cam i can run to make it streetable?

For example, this is one of the ones that frustrates me.

Is it true that tasty candy appears out of the nowhere if I drink cleaning/ rubbing alcohol?

For example, this is one of the ones that frustrates me.
Do I fustrate you? Also do you think I enjoy trying to fustrate you?

Also when are you going to answer my first eleven questions? Well, there's twelve technically speaking, as the last one is really two questions, but who cares?

I'll get to them, once this barrage of questions dies down.

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That's not a question.

Is it true that tasty candy appears out of the nowhere if I drink cleaning/ rubbing alcohol?
I'll answer this. Yes, but only if you don't drink enough to kill yourself. Also if you don't want to see tasty candy, let alone anything, drink some wood alcohol. It works wonders in blinding people. ;)

oh i see didn't mean to frustrate you

Do I fustrate you? Also do you think I enjoy trying to fustrate you?

Yes and yes.

Why do gay people often talk with a lisp? I never got that.

Well, arent you going to say like, "Knew it" about my question, I mean you were right after all?

;)

I know I would,

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don't forget you are talking to a 12 year olds guy, evil vegetable eater.

the next line is 312211, the next one is 13112221 etc.

Yes and yes.
Am I smiling right now due to that response?

Why do gay people often talk with a lisp? I never got that.
Good question! Answer it!

Here ya go:

1) Why are you bored?
2) Why do people in general become bored?
3) Can you really be bored to death?
4) How close have you come to being killed by boredom?
5) Am I boring you to death?
6) Am I asking too many questions?
7) How many questions are too many?
8) Has there ever really been a stupid question?
9) Am I asking stupid questions?
10) If I am asking a stupid question, how is it stupid?
11) Is a stupid question only stupid to stupid people? Or is it stupid to everyone?

Well that's about I can come up with right now. Maybe I'll have some more later.

1) 'cause I am
2)'cause they do
3)no
4)no
5)Yes
6)yes
7)alot
8)yes
9)many of them
10) because there is no logical answer
11)Stupid to everyone.

Am I smiling right now due to that response?
Probably

Am I smiling right now due to that response?

I hated anorexia yet I loved it. In my life, it was the only thing I could control. Every single morning I'd weigh myself...if I had lost weight over night, I'd be happy the rest of the day, if not, I'd be mad and try to skip all three meals. Anorexia's horrible. There's no way you can truly understand it unless you're anorexic. Anorexia's lonely, horrible, devestating, depressing...I just can't explain how horrible it is

right now you're not.


(and btw no I am not evil, with this I also preserve people from anorexia. God, it's good to be me)

Why do gay people often talk with a lisp? I never got that.

Because they do.

1) 'cause I am
2)'cause they do
3)no
4)no
5)Yes
6)yes
7)alot
8)yes
9)many of them
10) because there is no logical answer
11)Stupid to everyone.
Question #4 is more of a number-based response (i.e. Never, 1, 2, 3, 4, many, etc.)

Also are you trying to insult me by using my own questions? If you are, it's not nice. Also am I the only one here who believes "'cause they/I do" is not a sufficient enough answer?

Why did Futurama get canceled while they are stil making new episodes of king of the hill?

Because they do.
Does that answer his question? If not, why is that?

Why did Futurama get canceled while they are stil making new episodes of king of the hill?
Is there anything wrong with this question (Hint: Check spelling and capitalization)?

Are you ignoring me now?

Will I reach 250 posts on this particular thread?

Will I reach 250 posts on this particular thread?


I believe you will, Freya told me so anyways... in a dream I had about her...

I believe you will, Freya told me so anyways... in a dream I had about her...
Correct! You must be some sort of psychic! That or it could be that I had 249 before this one. ;)

Question #4 is more of a number-based response (i.e. Never, 1, 2, 3, 4, many, etc.)

Also are you trying to insult me by using my own questions? If you are, it's not nice. Also am I the only one here who believes "'cause they/I do" is not a sufficient enough answer?

No

Are you ignoring me now?

No, I was signed off for a while.

Will I reach 250 posts on this particular thread?

Yes, but I am not a future-teller..thingy...

And Furturama is cancelled but King of the Hill isn't because the people at Fox are jackasses, in every sense of the word.

which of satan's three heads is dick Cheney?

And Furturama is cancelled but King of the Hill isn't because the people at Fox are jackasses, in every sense of the word.
Here, here! :D

which of satan's three heads is dick Cheney?
TRUE or FALSE: Is Left-crackpie trying to make this thread political in nature? :p

Here's one for ya: do I, or do I not, have a homophobic hamster called heinrich the hommelhorse, who has a heavenly halo hanging h'over his head? Hmmm? He He

Here's one for ya: do I, or do I not, have a homophobic hamster called heinrich the hommelhorse, who has a heavenly halo hanging h'over his head? Hmmm? He He
Depends, was the poor little.........hmmmmm how do I put this? Was the poor litte bugger subjected to any um interesting 'explorations', shall we say?

Ok, let's try this again. Was your hamster forced into doing some interesting 'explorations' in the past? If yes, then I'd say without a doubt he's homophobic. :p

If no, he probably isn't homophobic. Heck, he probably won't even know what a homosexual is, unless of course he was voilated by another male hamster. In that case, he'd probably exhibit homophobic tendencies towards that male. ;)

Like I said it depends really on whether the poor thing's been subjected to homosexual activities.

TRUE or FALSE: Is Left-crackpie trying to make this thread political in nature? :p

True

And it's the third head.

ok this is a yes or no question:
Is the answer to this question no?

How is madness represented as a trend in the film "Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb."

K... a guy im friends wit likes me... evry1 knos... how do i tell him i don lyk him as ne mor than a friend without hurtin his feelings n gettin him 2 still talk 2 me?

What is the cubed root of pi multiplied by the square root of 2?

1.64394881 :p

K... a guy im friends wit likes me... evry1 knos... how do i tell him i don lyk him as ne mor than a friend without hurtin his feelings n gettin him 2 still talk 2 me?
If it were me, i would just want you to be honest and tell me you don't like me up front. As long as you let him know you still want to be friends, just be upfront and polite. Trust me he will move on. At first he may feel kind of depressed, but he will understand if he is a nice guy. If not he doesn't desreve to be your BF

Why did Futurama get canceled while they are stil making new episodes of king of the hill?
Hear, hear!
I want an answer to that one!

And Furturama is cancelled but King of the Hill isn't because the people at Fox are jackasses, in every sense of the word.
Thank you. Rest will come easier now, if only a little .... *grind* *grind*

M'kay ....
Suppose you couldn't continue to be a (relative) solid.
Would you choose to be a gas, a liquid, or plasma?

And,
if i melt dry ice, can i take a swim w/out getting wet?

And,
if i eat a pound of pasta and a pound of antipasto, do the two cancel each other out, leaving me still hungry?

And,
if i'm in a train leaving New York at 8:41 am on Thursday, at a speed of 37 mph heading west and you're in a train leaving Los Angeles at 7:07 pm on Friday at a speed of 68 mph, assuming no one switches tracks and we're on opposite ends of the same one, where/when will we meet and crash into a twisting fiery molten spectacle, only to know each other in terms of random-appearing fast-moving body parts, fluids and burning shrapnel?

Thanx Nation of Fortune very good advice... i hope it works... :)

Could god make a burrito so big that even he couldn't eat it? And if he did how would he microwave it? Would he have to make a special microwave or could he just zap it with his finger? Do you believe in god? Do you believe in burritos?
Do stupid questions (such as these) make you wish you never started this thread in the first place?
I once heard that there are no stupid questions just stupid people. Is that true?

And,
if i melt dry ice, can i take a swim w/out getting wet?
Depends. Is the dry ice melted at high pressures?

And,
if i eat a pound of pasta and a pound of antipasto, do the two cancel each other out, leaving me still hungry?

No, they're both made of matter. Think before you open your mouth. :p

Do stupid questions....make you wish you never started this thread in the first place?
Yeah I think he regrets it and you can thank me for planting that seed. :D

I once heard that there are no stupid questions just stupid people. Is that true?
According to the guy that started this thread that is false, as he said my earlier questions were stupid. :mad:

Personally I think its really that he couldn't answer them. I mean how is "cuz" or "'cause" an acceptable answer? It doesn't answer anything! So instead of admitting he didn't know the answer he called them stupid. So if you're asking me, yes it is true. :p

The originator of the thread said he is twelve, let's take him at his word. Based on that, here is a question:

What parent allows a child onto the internet to run willy nilly on forums with no supervision?

The originator of the thread said he is twelve, let's take him at his word. Based on that, here is a question:

What parent allows a child onto the internet to run willy nilly on forums with no supervision?
Why didn't I think of that? That actually is probably the best question post on this thread yet.

Why havent you answered my questions? Will you answer them soon? I thought up some new questions but since you didn't answer my old ones I didn't post them. Would you like me to post them?

*and another undead zombie thread wheezes its way through the crypt door*

...brains...

...brains...