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So...best beer? Good drunk story? Share here...fun people only...no whining...

I'll kick it off with this: Czech Budwieser...awesome...and 8.5 %

You cannot beat the blends.

My best friend is black, and he is called Johnny Walker.

Hooray for license and dissipation! Lemme think... best drunk story...

I'm a high school teacher. Well, yesterday I went to a banquet with some of my old professors from college and came back to one of the professors' houses afterwards. We were having a good old time, some people had a bluegrass jam session going in the other room, and they were breaking out the homebrew. Good times. And then...

...I saw one of the students from the high school I teach at. I'd forgotten that the professor's kids went to my high school, and that they would most likely be home. So she and her friends swarmed me and started asking me all sorts of those "off-the-record" kinds of comments... it was hilarious and embarassing all at the same time. And thankfully, I think a few of them were just graduating (we're on a trimester schedule, so we just wrapped up finals), so I won't have to deal with as many rumors about me.

*chuckle*

Has anyone ever been so drunk they vommited on someone else - in bed I mean?

I was so drunk once that I chased a homeless vagrant off my roof with a shotgun.. forgetting it was 35 feet to the ground... :(

I love Vodka, any type is just fine by me. No funny drunk stories, because I don't like getting drunk.

So...best beer? Good drunk story? Share here...fun people only...no whining...


I very much dislike beer. However I do like honey mead.

well you guys like to drink i like to admire angelina jolie shes hott :sniper: :mp5: :fluffle: :gundge: :D :rolleyes: :)

I very much dislike beer. However I do like honey mead.

What the hell is that?

I was so drunk once that I chased a homeless vagrant off my roof with a shotgun.. forgetting it was 35 feet to the ground... :(

Awesome...next time use a rifle, you won't have to chase 'em as much

I love Vodka, any type is just fine by me. No funny drunk stories, because I don't like getting drunk.


BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Damn, you people are worthless. I'm passing out to the Godfather. I expect some stories from the Euro crowd come morning.

Awesome...next time use a rifle, you won't have to chase 'em as much

Nah, I was just trying to scare him off. ;)

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I don't have the time to do something so stupid it could potentially damage my life, I do enough damage sober to make up for it.

I haven't been drunk since... last friday, when I drank a doz of Tui I bought for $NZ12 from the supermarket.

honest to Gawd story. I didn't witness it but I saw the evidence...
A couple of friends of mine do micro brewery. one batch they were making, they were attaching the hose to let it sit (sorry, don't know the terminology) while attaching the hose, the clamp slipped and the... solution/mash started sparying everywhere in their apartment. Now when you walk in, the walls are covered in a nice motif of dark spots... with two sillouites of two idiots with their hands up!

OK - This is a long ago story. When I was about 15 my 18yo bf took me to the local cricket club and started buying me these really nice tasting, innoffensive sounding drinks - blue lagoons. A blue lagoon has one shot of vodka, one shot of gin and one shot of blue curacao in a cocktail glass frosted with sugar.... Wonder what he had in mind?? :rolleyes: Anyway - blurry fade to he and his friend walking me (staggering me, more like) around the oval..... next blurry fade to me in a mutual friends toilet looking at the almost fluorescent blue mess and thinking "Wow! Blue spew!" :eek: , thinking the tiles on the floor looked really comfy and then waking up about an hour later with our friend hammering on the door and asking if I was all right...

I never drank that crap again :gundge:

End of my first drunken experience.

There were others, though..... ;)

I love Vodka, any type is just fine by me.
Yeah, vodka owns beer.

Best beer is Guinness anyway!

I was so drunk once that I chased a homeless vagrant off my roof with a shotgun.. forgetting it was 35 feet to the ground... :(
So are you writing from prison? (Manslaughter?) ;)

Not tonight. I'm still detoxing from last Friday.

6 hour session, 16 drinks...mix of spirits and beer...eugh. Cost me $80, and I ran through the city in the rain so I wouldn't miss the last train. Somehow I didn't fall over, but i cut my face on a branch. :p

Then I slept in, and woke up 20 mins before i had to be at work. Whee. Put on a sober act for a couple of hours, then went back to bed.

Ah, alcohol and me are great friends...
But as I tell everyone:
"I'm not an alcoholic. I can live perfectly well without alcohol. It's not my fault it can't live without me..."

The millenium was a good story...ish. I remember going over my mates before going in town. We drank a cocktail of...errr...I'm not entirely sure, they made it. It definately had Jack Daniels and Tobasco (sp?) Sauce in it, it glowed a strange red colour! Flash to opening a bottle of beer on the side of a bus shelter before ending up in a pub called 'The Conservatory', because they did good shooters. 10 "DeathTraps" later (Vodka, Scotch, Tequila) me and friends staggered up to the Seafront (Plymouth Hoe) to join with everyone else to celebrate the New Millenium. The next thing I remember is standing with a group of people I didn't know, drinking Gin leaning against the Light House (Smeatons Tower). Don't know how I got home, but the hangover next day was one of the worst I've ever had!

Ahhh, happy days! :D

So around last summer, there was this field (In north London) where all of my grade used to go and drink, party and do what ever else you wanted really.

So pretty much every couple of days we would all go to the field and drink (Underage), eventually people who lived around the field caught on to what we were doing and called the police.

The next time we got there, we started drinking, and a couple of hours in, 3 or 4 police cars came to try and block us into the field ! :D ... Didn't they have anything better to do ?

As you can probably guess, we all ran for the hills, straight into the forrests (all 200 of us !), but they caught a few drunken comrades and sent them back home !. It was a right laugh afterwards.

Quite pointless .. we turned up again the next night :D

I'm drunk

So...best beer? Good drunk story? Share here...fun people only...no whining...
Wait hold on. You have said that you're not old enough to vote. This means that you are under 18. If you are/have been drinking, you have broken the law. The cops are on their way.

Wait hold on. You have said that you're not old enough to vote. This means that you are under 18. If you are/have been drinking, you have broken the law. The cops are on their way.


When did I say that? I'm 25...and not feeling too good right now...