Breaking news!
New Fuglies
14-11-2004, 04:32
Reuters and the AP both report that Palestinian leader Yassar Arafat is still dead.
Mentholyptus
14-11-2004, 04:36
Hehehe...
That sounds suspiciously like an Onion article.
New Shiron
14-11-2004, 04:36
and more importantly, he is still buried.... (I hate it when the dead walk around... zombies are hard to fight off)
Israelities et Buddist
14-11-2004, 04:41
according to our local news a new prominet leader is dead his name Yes-sir Ariefat and was denied burial in gherslem, isierael and instead was buried in carro, egypt. lol
stupidity of some people
Reuters and the AP both report that Palestinian leader Yassar Arafat is still dead.Miracle Max, who claimed that Arafat was only mostly dead, could not be found for comment.
Israelities et Buddist
14-11-2004, 04:51
Miracle Max, who claimed that Arafat was only mostly dead, could not be found for comment.
this post makes laugh and fall to the ground laughing
(women in the background) Lair, lair! he said money and you know it. there is nothing less honorable than that.
He has never been the same since Bush got rid of him.
Findecano Calaelen
14-11-2004, 05:02
Miracle Max, who claimed that Arafat was only mostly dead, could not be found for comment.
LMAO, What a classic, nice work
Hehehe...
That sounds suspiciously like an Onion article.
Actually it is an old Chevy Chase skit from the first season of Saturday Night Live:
"And this just in, Generalismo Francisco Franco is still fighting valiantly to remain dead..."
New Shiron
14-11-2004, 05:53
Actually it is an old Chevy Chase skit from the first season of Saturday Night Live:
"And this just in, Generalismo Francisco Franco is still fighting valiantly to remain dead..."
and alas, I am old enough to have seen that Weekend Update sketch when it first came on the air.....
I am curious how SNL handles the chaos at the funeral this week
"In other news, Charles DeGalle rose from the dead... just to pove to the world that he could."
Lunatic Goofballs
14-11-2004, 07:02
Doesn't it take three days to return from the dead? He gets another day. Hasn't Arafat been shortchanged enough?!? ;)
Doesn't it take three days to return from the dead? He gets another day. Hasn't Arafat been shortchanged enough?!? ;)Unfortunately it's always been two days. Jesus got three because of his daddy.
Lunatic Goofballs
14-11-2004, 07:57
Unfortunately it's always been two days. Jesus got three because of his daddy.
Lucky bastard! (No, it isn't Blasphemy. Jesus was technically a bastard.)
BREAKING NEWS!
Bush won the Nov 2nd election!
this post makes laugh and fall to the ground laughing
(women in the background) Lair, lair! he said money and you know it. there is nothing less honorable than that.
He has never been the same since Bush got rid of him.Bush SR's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
Hammolopolis
14-11-2004, 08:35
When reached for comment it was also found that Reagan is also, still dead. -AP
Israelities et Buddist
14-11-2004, 15:57
Bush SR's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
Yay! I dont feel so old now. Im glad some one else knows what I am talking about. :D
Bush SR's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
Maybe you, Powell, and Ashcroft can take each other out for beers...