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...Calling all tinfoil-hat afficianados...transmit on sub-etheric pathway on my mark. Awaiting signal from orbital mind-control satellite 'Wooleye'...linkup established.

...So now it can be told - what religion personally HATES you, as an individual...BUT DON'T say WHY, we don't want them to catch on, you see...

Yikes! I'm being exposed to microwaves! I'd better take a shower with Clorox and yellow mustard to get CLEAN...

Well, everytime I see a Christian, I KNOW they're plotting to burst into my personal life and take away all my rights whilst brainwashing me to be homophobic. And every time I see a Muslim, I know they're wearing a bomb.

This seems like flamebait...

Quakers. They know I love to feel superior to fundamentalists, and yet the more fundamental they get, the more reasonable they become. What's with that? :headbang:

There is a ultra secret organization that runs the entire world. Every decision, big or small comes from this small group. It is headed by the leaders of the Amish, the Dali Lama and the Westminster Kennel Club.
Be afraid, be very afraid.

Got to go, I hear horse draw buggies coming.........

Quakers. They know I love to feel superior to fundamentalists, and yet the more fundamental they get, the more reasonable they become.
Damn Quakers, spoiling it for the other fundamentalists...

if the fundamentalist Muslims knew about me, they would probably be the most displeased. however, in my personal experience, Christian spend the most time trying to find out everything they can about my personal life and either praying or passing laws to stop me from doing things they don't like; i am guessing that their constant failures probably piss them off a great deal, so there are more Christians who hate me personally than there are members of any other religion.

I resent the whole "All christian's are homophobes!" 2 of my best friend are lesbians and are going out with each other! They want to get married (but they don't allow gay marriages in the UK yet!) Also, not all christians are fundamentalists! I'm a liberal christian who believes in the Big Bang, evolution and geology! I hate Bush and way he can endorse a book saying the Grand Canyon was created my Noah's Flood 2000 years ago! :headbang: You're being religious-phobic!!!

AND! Not every muslim is a suicide bomber! The bombers aren't even REAL muslims! Islam means PEACE for crying out loud!
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Calm down there...
It's called sarcasm. :p

I resent the whole "All christian's are homophobes!" 2 of my best friend are lesbians and are going out with each other! They want to get married (but they don't allow gay marriages in the UK yet!) Also, not all christians are fundamentalists! I'm a liberal christian who believes in the Big Bang, evolution and geology! I hate Bush and way he can endorse a book saying the Grand Canyon was created my Noah's Flood 2000 years ago! :headbang: You're being religious-phobic!!!

AND! Not every muslim is a suicide bomber! The bombers aren't even REAL muslims! Islam means PEACE for crying out loud!
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Do you read the Guardian?

I don't need a tinfoil hat. I know these religions hate me most because they have frequently told me so:
Southern Baptist
Church of Christ (NOT Disciples)
Christian Missionary Alliance
Orthodox Presbyterian Church
Evangelical Lutheran Church
Assembly of God
Church of the Nazarene

feel free to add your own group if you wish.

I'm sure the Wiccans dont like me

but i really dont even recognize them as a real religon, meh

Islam means PEACE for crying out loud!

Salam means peace. Islam means complete dedication to Allah (God). Also, the word Salam has a different meaning than our peace. It can only be established in a nation ruled by islamic law.

Both Christians and muslims have enough reason to kill me according to their holy books. Thank God (hehe) for Romans 13. Too bad the muslims don't have a 'obey the laws of man' worked into their Quran.

"All christian's are homophobes!"

I would never say that. You don't fear them, after all, you just want to murder them. 'their blood will be theirs', right?

Mr U
Leader of the Anointed Ones

I'm going to Hell according to the Roman Catholic and Anabaptist Churches. And I'm pretty sure that Scientology and Christian Science have it in for me, too, but then again, they're hardly religions in the first place.

Jedis .... the Jedis are after me.

The People's Front of Judea probably hates me the most... SPLITTERS!

The People's Front of Judea probably hates me the most... SPLITTERS!

We *are* the People's Front of Judea!

We *are* the People's Front of Judea!

I thought we were the popular front?

Extremist Northern Irish Protestants hate me because I am Catholic

Fundamentalist Christians hate me because I dont believe that God created the world in 7 days, Adam and Eve were the first Humans, evolution is false etc etc.

Fundamentalist Muslims just hate everybody.

Also dogmatic atheists hate me because I have the cheak to believe in God no matter how much they shout at me and tell me I am delusional.

And I got a funny feeling 'bout that Peoples liberation front as well...

now who hates me? Islamic fundamentalists...i met a few of those. do they hate me? i dunno? now the better question whom do i hate?

hmm..none..oh well...i don't need to hate anybody.

"terrorists eat lead!" :mp5: :sniper:

terrorists = people who terrorize; suicide bombers; people who get blamed when something violent happens; friends of Osama
eat = consume; put into the mouth and chew
lead = atom with symbol of Pb; bullets, the thing that makes a pencil write (actually its graphite)

rewritting my initial statement...

a)people who terrorize put into the mouth and chew bullets
b)suicide bombers put into the mouth and chew atom with symbol of Pb
c)friends of Osama consume the thing that makes a pencil write

go figure :cool:

Damn Quakers, spoiling it for the other fundamentalists...
Yeah, no one likes oat meal anyways. :(

Uh, I don't think any religion hates me. Unless... Yah, the kitten killers hate me.

I thought we were the popular front?

No! They're splitters! Wait! No ... we're the Judean People's Front!

I want to make babies.

Im pretty sure the Catholic Church hates me, well that really doesnt say much, they hate alot of people, and im also sure that plenty of other places would hate me if they knew about me

*shakes fist at vatican* stop godmodding you stupid n00bs!

I thought we were the popular front?No, that's the popular front down there

* points to beardy bloke sat all on his own *

* after a suitable pause *

SPLITTER!!!

Hmm . . .

I'd have to say ub3r-Evangelists and fundamentalist Muslims

Howdy,

I think that the secular humanists hate me the most.

Satanists ... because they know...

do you realy need to ask that question, i mean come on we all know its the
:sniper: :sniper:
its the jews

No... I shouldn't have said anything.

Put that goat down!
NO!
AAARGGHH!

I would think Fanatics of all religions would hate me most.

I'm Christian, and the Christian fanatics would hate me for living a 'Sinful' life.

Buddhist fanatics (bla bla bla, your now going to tell me, their not a religion)would hate me for eating oh so yummy meat, and living a life full of pleasure.

Taoist would hate me for not worshipping their Gods or my Grandparents enough.

Muslim Fanatics would hate me for being an Infidel, other fanatics would hate me for some other reason or another because I'm not them.

do you realy need to ask that question, i mean come on we all know its the
:sniper: :sniper:
its the jews
And this is coming from a poster named "Right thinking whites" . . . *rolls eyes and fires I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon*

do you realy need to ask that question, i mean come on we all know its the
:sniper: :sniper:
its the jews

*snort* Of course the Jews might hate you, only because you hate them for no valid reason.... :rolleyes: .. poor little Nazi...

Hmm.. as for me...yeah, I'd have to agree with most people; Islamic fundamentalists...

I'm a liberal christian who believes in the Big Bang, evolution and geology! I hate Bush and way he can endorse a book saying the Grand Canyon was created my Noah's Flood 2000 years ago! :headbang: You're being religious-phobic!!!

AND! Not every muslim is a suicide bomber! The bombers aren't even REAL muslims! Islam means PEACE for crying out loud!
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

You've... gone insane... my name could mean One Who Speaks In Circles does that mean I speak in circles? No, it doesn't. You can't hate Bush for endorsing a book, and you really can't believe in Evolution and the Big Bang, while being a Christian! They completely contradict each-other! By the way, geology is the study of the earth, completely unrelated to Bush and/or being a Christian.

It's correct that Not Every Muslim is a suicide bomber.

However the suicide bombers are REAL muslims. Just corrupted by wrong teachings.

Jedis .... the Jedis are after me.
Yes... Yes we are.

Chinese Legalists would absolutely despise me if there were any of them left.

Yes... Yes we are.


EEK!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

As a free thinker, as a female, as a democracy lover, as a white westerner, as a critic of any kind of oppression, it's certainly Islam that hates me most.

But I forgive Islam.

Christian Despise Me.

you really can't believe in Evolution and the Big Bang, while being a Christian!

But of course you can! Incredible that one can be that litteralist! did it ever come to your mind that there could be several levels of reality, and that Genesis could be just as "true" at another level of conscience as Evolution, but not telling about the same type of truth? Ever heard the word "symbolic"?

There is a global plot by the Scientologists to massacre me. The masons seem to be aiding them.

Every religion except Buddhism hates me, because I refute everything the others say on philosophical, moral, ideological and pragmatic levels.
(stoic philosophies; non-supremacist; I think that religion is fundamentally right-wing; and i am a rationalist empiricist atheist)

I also heard a WAP (white american protestant) say that atheism was the root of immorality and problems in the world. Now I dont mean o demean religious views, which you are all perfectly within your rights to have and o practice in any way you see fit, but that WAP statement is load of total BS. Religion or ideology is the root of human conflict, and it would be foolish to think otherwise, unless yo were a pathetic evangelical who refused to see anything beyond his blind devotion to their faith. Oh wait, ones in the white house. Fan-***-tastic.

No wsh to offend is in his post, i mrely wish to point out why religion hates me, and why i could hate religion, but dont. HAH! I am morally superior! :p

It's probably a tie between Christians (OMG I DONT WANT TO FIGHT WARS TO MAKE EVERYBODY CHRISTIAN!!!11!1) and Muslims (WTF I DONT WANT TO FIGHT WARS TO MAKE EVERYBODY MUSLIM!!!11!1). But then again, the Hindus probably hate me a lot, too.