NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to the cafe

Some people may remember the buisness of the BWC from the happy days of forum 7, and i feel that its time that the cafe was reopened. The same rules apply as ever, including do NOT sxcrete in the cafe. The price list is below:

Coffee: $1.20
Tea: $1.20
Sugar for tea or coffee: $10.00 per spoon
Beer: $2.00 a glass, $7.50 for a jug (4 glasses)
We stock:
XXXX
VB
any other Aussie beers
Spirits: $3.50 a shot
we stock:
Bundy Rum
uhh... other spirits can be provided on request
Wine:
le carteage: $3.60
le cartaege: $4.10
le spamme: $2.80
le n00ktehn00b: $6.90
le wtfdoeslehavetodowithwinenyway...damnfroggies: $3.50
Cakes: $4.50 a slice
Slices: $4.50 a cake
Spam: $5.20 a can
Purple Elephant Meat: $18.00 a kg
n00b juice [Chefs selecion]: $6.00 a glass

Many more items are availabvle, these are just our top sellers

SSA members recieve a 10% discount. (http://www.myfreeib.com/members/?mforum=SSA)

Welcome to the cafe

Some people may remember the buisness of the BWC from the happy days of forum 7, and i feel that its time that the cafe was reopened. The same rules apply as ever, including do NOT sxcrete in the cafe. The price list is below:

Coffee: $1.20
Tea: $1.20
Sugar for tea or coffee: $10.00 per spoon
Beer: $2.00 a glass, $7.50 for a jug (4 glasses)
We stock:
XXXX
VB
any other Aussie beers
Spirits: $3.50 a shot
we stock:
Bundy Rum
uhh... other spirits can be provided on request
Wine:
le carteage: $3.60
le cartaege: $4.10
le spamme: $2.80
le n00ktehn00b: $6.90
le wtfdoeslehavetodowithwinenyway...damnfroggies: $3.50
Cakes: $4.50 a slice
Slices: $4.50 a cake
Spam: $5.20 a can
Purple Elephant Meat: $18.00 a kg
n00b juice [Chefs selecion]: $6.00 a glass

Many more items are availabvle, these are just our top sellers

SSA members recieve a 10% discount. (http://www.myfreeib.com/members/?mforum=SSA)
I would like...I would like.......to work my way along all the randomly coloured bottles of liquers hanging behind your head. Starting with the one with wasps and a top layer of custard.

I'm already inebriated, I just want to see what these random things are like. I don't dare in a normal bar

what.. these coloured bottles...

well, you see, i cant really leave the bar during a long shift... and I Have to go somewhere....

do you want some of it?

meh. give me a 4X. With a dead kangaroo in. For that REAL aussie taste

meh. give me a 4X. With a dead kangaroo in. For that REAL aussie taste
sure

*plonks dead kangaroo from side of road into glass*

I'll have a 6 pack of XXXX :D

I'll have a 6 pack of XXXX :Dsorry.. we only sell prime number packs.. Ie, 1s, 2s, 3s, 5s, 7s,11s, 13s etc...

hi Lapse, could I have a cup of tea please?

hi Lapse, could I have a cup of tea please?
Sure... Do you want sugar with that?

Sure... Do you want sugar with that?
no thanks, I'm sweet enough already

Can i have three le n00ktehn00bs please.

3 * $6.90 = $20.70

Thanks :D

What's the strongest ya got here... oops, never mind, I'll take him.
[grabs beefy customer by the arm and drags him out while wearing a wicked grin on her face]

no thanks, I'm sweet enough already
damnit... ohwell

that will be $1.20 -10% = $1.08

Can i have three le n00ktehn00bs please.

3 * $6.90 = $20.70

Thanks :D
sure

*throws n00ktehn00bs at WWA*

What's the strongest ya got here... oops, never mind, I'll take him.
[grabs beefy customer by the arm and drags him out while wearing a wicked grin on her face]
hey...im not a customer...

Screw this...

I'm going to Starbucks.

Screw this...

I'm going to Starbucks.
bahh... strar bucks...

A coffe from there costs $3.00

and you think we are expensive :|

hey...im not a customer...[looks into his eyes and blinks her navy blue ones, then Arches her left eyebrow] "...and your point... is... exactly... what?"

bahh... strar bucks...

A coffe from there costs $3.00

and you think we are expensive :|

Sold!!! I'll take a cup of coffee, black.

I must say the ambiance here is sorely lacking.

[looks into his eyes and blinks her navy blue ones, then Arches her left eyebrow] "...and your point... is... exactly... what?"

Seduction via keyboard?

...Irresistable.

[looks into his eyes and blinks her navy blue ones, then Arches her left eyebrow] "...and your point... is... exactly... what?"
well in that case

*straightens up*

Sold!!! I'll take a cup of coffee, black.

THATS DISCRIMINATION BITCH!

*ejects Vittos Ordinance from the cafe*

THATS DISCRIMINATION BITCH!

*ejects Vittos Ordinance from the cafe*

Just wait until my puppet comes in orders a dozen kg's of purple elephant meat (or whatever you got) and skips out on the check.

Just wait until my puppet comes in orders a dozen kg's of purple elephant meat (or whatever you got) and skips out on the check.
and ill thropw your puppet out for discriminating against purple elephants... :D

A small black kitten walks in and looks around.

Mew?
{anything to eat?}

A small black kitten walks in and looks around.

Mew?
{anything to eat?}
Anyone up for Spring rolls?

AWESOME! Yo, Lapse, you forgot the Molotovs! How could you forget the Molotovs!?

And I think I shall have some green tea...

sure

*throws n00ktehn00bs at WWA*

mmm ... thats i,iz,gonna,n00kzorx,youz,nation,so,bad,wid,80000000000,n00x tastic !!

Thank you :D

AWESOME! Yo, Lapse, you forgot the Molotovs! How could you forget the Molotovs!?

And I think I shall have some green tea...
would you like poison with that mr former top poster at SSA?