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If you were a monster, what would your hedious malformity be?

What do you mean if?

My penis would have a mouth full of pointy, white teeth.

I'd have two arms, two legs, one brain, two eyes, two ears, one nose, one heart, two lungs, one penis, and a mustache just like Hitler's.

Werewolf mixed with evangelist and some uber nazi feminists for good measure. And their all on their period and their boyfriend (or girlfriend) was looking at another woman filled with lust. I wouldn't face that in battle.

My affliction would be this. (http://hometown.aol.com/goatsrule99/images/toxic4.jpg)

I'd have an octopussoir. ;)

Fangs 'cause fangs are just so damn cool, oh and glowing eyes they're cool to.

I'd be a hideous, fleshy blob like Jabba the Hutt, or Mojo from Marvel Comics. I'd also have really teeny, ineffectual limbs, like the front legs of a tyrannosaurus. Sweet.

Black skin

My name would be George W Bush jnr

I'd enjoy feeding corporate pigs by massacring hordes of innocent civilians (predominantly women and children) :sniper: :mp5: and justfying it to the rest of the worl by calling it "A WAR".

My name would be George W Bush jnr

I'd enjoy feeding corporate pigs by massacring hordes of innocent civilians (predominantly women and children) :sniper: :mp5: and justfying it to the rest of the worl by calling it "A WAR".Why couldn't you have something funny to say like Fleshpotatostan?

If I had to be a monster... well, of course I'd be evil... which means... tentacles. Gotta have the tentacles. :D Where would they go? Well... :eek:

If i were a monster i would be some dragon/human mix. So i have wings and claws and fangs, welll sharp teeth but yeah anyway. And i would not be evil 66.6 repating percent of the time.

Hmm....I think I'd be invisible and entirely undetectable, if you can't be found, you can't be stopped. Much more of a terrifying notion if you can't be summarily found out and killed/banished/destroyed.

A three foot penis.

I'd be a 150 foot tall skunk. With laserbeam eyes. :D

Let me rephrase what I said earlier:

Another three foot penis.

A Republican televangelist.

A Republican televangelist.

AIEEEE!!!

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AIEEEE!!!

I'd be a hideous, fleshy blob like Jabba the Hutt, or Mojo from Marvel Comics. I'd also have really teeny, ineffectual limbs, like the front legs of a tyrannosaurus. Sweet.

Jabba, the original gangsta. -thumbs up- I would be a gremlin.

Tusks. One broken.

The full spectrum of vision ... infrared, X-ray, normal light, night sight, etc.
So I'm never in the dark.

Let me rephrase what I said earlier:

Another three foot penis.

You might have trouble walking ...

i'd be vampirical. yes and i'd have tail that looks like George Clooney

i would be hhmm let me think a VIRUS that can't be cured by modern day scienice and i can't be stop speading at unreal speed and killing poeple in a couple of short hours

I'd be a Potato that eats you back


or maybe a crow that lights stuff on fire (2 of some of the best things put together: Crows and fire)

i would be hhmm let me think a VIRUS that can't be cured by modern day scienice and i can't be stop speading at unreal speed and killing poeple in a couple of short hours

Yours is the most innovative by far. Here I am thinking of monsters from "Where the Wild Things Are" and you come up with that. -thumbs up-

I'd be Heinrich I from Wolfenstein. With magically unlimited Panzerfausts, though, and ability to heal myself and stuff.

I would be the monster of love. Apparently the scariest form of expression to some people out there

really big knees.