NationStates Jolt Archive


If You Were A Monster

New Foxxinnia
13-11-2004, 04:38
If you were a monster, what would your hedious malformity be?
Al-Imvadjah
13-11-2004, 04:40
What do you mean if?
The Sunshine State
13-11-2004, 04:42
My penis would have a mouth full of pointy, white teeth.
Colodia
13-11-2004, 04:44
I'd have two arms, two legs, one brain, two eyes, two ears, one nose, one heart, two lungs, one penis, and a mustache just like Hitler's.
Camel Eaters
13-11-2004, 04:48
Werewolf mixed with evangelist and some uber nazi feminists for good measure. And their all on their period and their boyfriend (or girlfriend) was looking at another woman filled with lust. I wouldn't face that in battle.
The True Right
13-11-2004, 04:49
My affliction would be this. (http://hometown.aol.com/goatsrule99/images/toxic4.jpg)
Tuesday Heights
13-11-2004, 05:34
I'd have an octopussoir. ;)
The Psyker
13-11-2004, 05:36
Fangs 'cause fangs are just so damn cool, oh and glowing eyes they're cool to.
Mezzaluna
13-11-2004, 05:58
I'd be a hideous, fleshy blob like Jabba the Hutt, or Mojo from Marvel Comics. I'd also have really teeny, ineffectual limbs, like the front legs of a tyrannosaurus. Sweet.
Fleshpotatostan
13-11-2004, 06:05
Black skin
The Ziononic ghetto
13-11-2004, 06:11
My name would be George W Bush jnr

I'd enjoy feeding corporate pigs by massacring hordes of innocent civilians (predominantly women and children) :sniper: :mp5: and justfying it to the rest of the worl by calling it "A WAR".
New Foxxinnia
13-11-2004, 06:13
My name would be George W Bush jnr

I'd enjoy feeding corporate pigs by massacring hordes of innocent civilians (predominantly women and children) :sniper: :mp5: and justfying it to the rest of the worl by calling it "A WAR".Why couldn't you have something funny to say like Fleshpotatostan?
Konohagakuremura
13-11-2004, 06:16
If I had to be a monster... well, of course I'd be evil... which means... tentacles. Gotta have the tentacles. :D Where would they go? Well... :eek:
Barchir
13-11-2004, 06:46
If i were a monster i would be some dragon/human mix. So i have wings and claws and fangs, welll sharp teeth but yeah anyway. And i would not be evil 66.6 repating percent of the time.
The Jovian Worlds
13-11-2004, 06:46
Hmm....I think I'd be invisible and entirely undetectable, if you can't be found, you can't be stopped. Much more of a terrifying notion if you can't be summarily found out and killed/banished/destroyed.
Sdaeriji
13-11-2004, 07:03
A three foot penis.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-11-2004, 07:06
I'd be a 150 foot tall skunk. With laserbeam eyes. :D
Sdaeriji
13-11-2004, 07:08
Let me rephrase what I said earlier:

Another three foot penis.
Sakkra
13-11-2004, 07:10
A Republican televangelist.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-11-2004, 07:14
A Republican televangelist.

AIEEEE!!!

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sprachlos/speechless-smiley-003.gif

AIEEEE!!!
Demons Passage
13-11-2004, 07:15
I'd be a hideous, fleshy blob like Jabba the Hutt, or Mojo from Marvel Comics. I'd also have really teeny, ineffectual limbs, like the front legs of a tyrannosaurus. Sweet.

Jabba, the original gangsta. -thumbs up- I would be a gremlin.
Cannot think of a name
13-11-2004, 08:08
Tusks. One broken.
Jeruselem
13-11-2004, 08:43
The full spectrum of vision ... infrared, X-ray, normal light, night sight, etc.
So I'm never in the dark.
Jeruselem
13-11-2004, 08:45
Let me rephrase what I said earlier:

Another three foot penis.

You might have trouble walking ...
Starkadh
13-11-2004, 08:50
i'd be vampirical. yes and i'd have tail that looks like George Clooney
Arthurs Camalot
13-11-2004, 08:59
i would be hhmm let me think a VIRUS that can't be cured by modern day scienice and i can't be stop speading at unreal speed and killing poeple in a couple of short hours
Vived
13-11-2004, 09:03
I'd be a Potato that eats you back


or maybe a crow that lights stuff on fire (2 of some of the best things put together: Crows and fire)
Demons Passage
13-11-2004, 20:58
i would be hhmm let me think a VIRUS that can't be cured by modern day scienice and i can't be stop speading at unreal speed and killing poeple in a couple of short hours

Yours is the most innovative by far. Here I am thinking of monsters from "Where the Wild Things Are" and you come up with that. -thumbs up-
Norgermania
13-11-2004, 21:10
I'd be Heinrich I from Wolfenstein. With magically unlimited Panzerfausts, though, and ability to heal myself and stuff.
Faithfull-freedom
13-11-2004, 22:10
I would be the monster of love. Apparently the scariest form of expression to some people out there
Massmurder
13-11-2004, 23:09
really big knees.