Lunatic Goofballs
12-11-2004, 22:02
There is a town in rural Montana. I forget the name. But they have, for some odd reason, the most fertile soil in the World. They grow vegetables there that are on average 35% larger than the national average!
Recently, scientists discovered that there's something special in the soil that makes it so fertile. After a sizeable amount of research, they realized that it came from cow manure. More specifically, ONE cow! That's right. Apparently, probably due to selling manure to local farms, one cow's manure has led to a fertility level in the soil that defied description! Now, here's the problem. Scientists can't find the cow! They don't know which cow in this town in Montana is contributing this mystery fertilizer. There are apparently, a LOT of cows there. All they know for sure (through testing) is that the cow is male.
SOmewhere in Montana, a magic bull is making magic bullshit.
Much like this storyteller. :)
Recently, scientists discovered that there's something special in the soil that makes it so fertile. After a sizeable amount of research, they realized that it came from cow manure. More specifically, ONE cow! That's right. Apparently, probably due to selling manure to local farms, one cow's manure has led to a fertility level in the soil that defied description! Now, here's the problem. Scientists can't find the cow! They don't know which cow in this town in Montana is contributing this mystery fertilizer. There are apparently, a LOT of cows there. All they know for sure (through testing) is that the cow is male.
SOmewhere in Montana, a magic bull is making magic bullshit.
Much like this storyteller. :)