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First off, I AM A GUY. I just wanted to make sure everybody knew that.

Okay, with recent discussions with people on-line I see that people have absolutely no idea about anything to do with me. Some people even think I'm a woman (hence my opening sentence). So, here's just some really general info about me. It's not in the player profiles page becuase that would require more info than I give out over the inernet.

1) I am a man (I hope we're all clear on this)
2) I'm still a man (Okay, people thinking I was a woman really freaked me out for a bit)
3) I'm Jewish. Born, raised, and practicing (You would think my thread "Ask a Jew!" would have told people that, but apparently not)
4) I'm a citizen of the United States of America. Third generation. (I was hoping my threads on Judaism in America would have pointed that out, but I was wrong again)
5) I am from New Jersey, one of the 50 states in the United States of America. (Here I was of the opinion that me saying "I'm from New Jersey" would give it away, but I just can't seem to get anything right)
6) I am profoundly Anti-Bush but not Pro-Kerry (Here I held out some hope that my "I will probably vote for Kerry purely because he's not Bush" thread would enlighten some people, but I was sorely disappointed)
7) Halo kicks ass! (Nothing to do with me, I just love the game)
8) I AM NOT A WOMAN

I hope this has help you further understand me. Have a nice day.

Well you could still be a woman saying she is a man just so people will think it.

So do you have long or short hair! :p

I think this is the most likely source of confusion

Klonor
Uber Spamgirl

3) I'm Jewish. Born, raised, and practicing (You would think my thread "Ask a Jew!" would have told people that, but apparently not)
4) I'm a citizen of the United States of America. Third generation. (I was hoping my threads on Judaism in America would have pointed that out, but I was wrong again)
5) I am from New Jersey, one of the 50 states in the United States of America. (Here I was of the opinion that me saying "I'm from New Jersey" would give it away, but I just can't seem to get anything right)
6) I am profoundly Anti-Bush but not Pro-Kerry (Here I held out some hope that my "I will probably vote for Kerry purely because he's not Bush" thread would enlighten some people, but I was sorely disappointed)

I guess some people just don't really pay proper attention to posts huh...reckon it's a "Christian" thing? :D ;)

Also, are you a woman?
:P

I like Klonor; she's really funny.

I like Klonor; she's really funny.

But is she cute? ;)

But is she cute? ;)

and will she post a picture of herself in a bikini to prove it?

That depends, how much are you offering for a pic?

7) Halo kicks ass! (Nothing to do with me, I just love the game)


I agree. But I always thought of Halo as more of a man's game...

And I still want to know how much you're offering for a pic

First off, I AM A GUY. I just wanted to make sure everybody knew that.

Okay, with recent discussions with people on-line I see that people have absolutely no idea about anything to do with me. Some people even think I'm a woman (hence my opening sentence). So, here's just some really general info about me. It's not in the player profiles page becuase that would require more info than I give out over the inernet.

1) I am a man (I hope we're all clear on this)
2) I'm still a man (Okay, people thinking I was a woman really freaked me out for a bit)
3) I'm Jewish. Born, raised, and practicing (You would think my thread "Ask a Jew!" would have told people that, but apparently not)
4) I'm a citizen of the United States of America. Third generation. (I was hoping my threads on Judaism in America would have pointed that out, but I was wrong again)
5) I am from New Jersey, one of the 50 states in the United States of America. (Here I was of the opinion that me saying "I'm from New Jersey" would give it away, but I just can't seem to get anything right)
6) I am profoundly Anti-Bush but not Pro-Kerry (Here I held out some hope that my "I will probably vote for Kerry purely because he's not Bush" thread would enlighten some people, but I was sorely disappointed)
7) Halo kicks ass! (Nothing to do with me, I just love the game)
8) I AM NOT A WOMAN

I hope this has help you further understand me. Have a nice day.



You're a guy!?! Geez, I'm a dumbass!

5) I am from New Jersey, one of the 50 states in the United States of America. (Here I was of the opinion that me saying "I'm from New Jersey" would give it away, but I just can't seem to get anything right)
This wouldn't be your fault. The fact that "Georgia" is the name of both an American State and a former Soviet Republic tends to wreak havoc with those not sufficiently familiar with global geography.

There's also an island called "Jersey" in the United Kingdom; that would probably compound your specific problem.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Indeed. New Jersey just so happens to be named after Jersey (At least I think so, I haven't heard of anything else named Jersey besides the place in the UK)

Indeed. New Jersey just so happens to be named after Jersey (At least I think so, I haven't heard of anything else named Jersey besides the place in the UK)



Hardly anyone lives on Jersey and I bet there are no Jewish people on it either. Just white, English protestants.

You're a guy!?! Geez, I'm a dumbass!

Don't feel bad, it's not your fault. You were just born that way.

I would like to say that I have been enlightened, but unfortunatly, I already knew all that. So disapointed with myself for being so observant :(
You forgot to add one important detail about yourself, though.
Klonor Pwnz You All When it Comes to Spacied Ships, Baby! Mwaha.

I'm still a man

Still an man? You make it sound like you soon won't be, when's the op? :p

Judgement Day or later.

She's being coy! Do not fall for this trap, young stallions! Pursue your quarry all the more vigilantly!

Hey, I am the quarry of no man!

That reminds me: Klonor, do you mind the fact I sold those ships you sold me? Let's just say I got a better deal and screwed someone else over big time.

Also, I always knew you were male. The femmedar wasn't going off.

Who'd you sell them to? If it's somebody very war-like and Klonor-hating (Unlikely, since those nations don't usually exist for very long ;) ) then I'll probably have something to sa IC'ly. If not, then congrats!

Very war-like and doesn't even know you exist. Also pretty much doesn't post on the forums. So, null sheen.

Wow, I feel stupid. It must have been the "uber spamgirl" thing, or whatever it said.

I once put "New South Wales" as a location on a forum. I got a message asking me if I did live in Wales and did I speak Old English?

Spot the mistakes....

Yeah, I've had problems with the Jolt titles since Day 1. When we first switched to Jolt I was a "Muppet Owner". My very first thread was saying how I have never even touched a Muppet!

I'd point and laugh, but I'll end up with those titles later. So I'll wait until I have passed them, then point and laugh.

Fortunately, I have entered the Promised Land! I am an Elite Jolt Forum User! w00t!

Yeah, I've had problems with the Jolt titles since Day 1. When we first switched to Jolt I was a "Muppet Owner". My very first thread was saying how I have never even touched a Muppet!



God forbid a game called "nationstates" where you *run* a *nation* have forum titles that corrosponded to positions within the *governments* of *nations.*

I will *never* forgive whoever is responsible for getting rid of the old forum titles.

First off, I AM A GUY. I just wanted to make sure everybody knew that.

Okay, with recent discussions with people on-line I see that people have absolutely no idea about anything to do with me. Some people even think I'm a woman (hence my opening sentence). So, here's just some really general info about me. It's not in the player profiles page becuase that would require more info than I give out over the inernet.

1) I am a man (I hope we're all clear on this)
2) I'm still a man (Okay, people thinking I was a woman really freaked me out for a bit)
3) I'm Jewish. Born, raised, and practicing (You would think my thread "Ask a Jew!" would have told people that, but apparently not)
4) I'm a citizen of the United States of America. Third generation. (I was hoping my threads on Judaism in America would have pointed that out, but I was wrong again)
5) I am from New Jersey, one of the 50 states in the United States of America. (Here I was of the opinion that me saying "I'm from New Jersey" would give it away, but I just can't seem to get anything right)
6) I am profoundly Anti-Bush but not Pro-Kerry (Here I held out some hope that my "I will probably vote for Kerry purely because he's not Bush" thread would enlighten some people, but I was sorely disappointed)
7) Halo kicks ass! (Nothing to do with me, I just love the game)
8) I AM NOT A WOMAN

I hope this has help you further understand me. Have a nice day.
What exactly do you mean when you write'I am a man.'? Ma'am.

Locations are a bitch.

Especially all that New England stuff, places named after places in Europe.

I was talking to a person online on another forum recently,and I said I was from Dublin (as in the capital of Ireland, but didn't clarify) and this person said:
"Oh wow! I've cousins in that part of Ohio!!"

Yikes.

I've been to Dublin (Ohio) and let me say that it is probably nothing like Dublin (Ireland). The several thousand mile distance is only one of several key differences.

You're from Jersey too?

Kewl

Just how many of us New Jersey people are posting on Nation States?

First off, I AM A GUY. I just wanted to make sure everybody knew that.

Okay, with recent discussions with people on-line I see that people have absolutely no idea about anything to do with me. Some people even think I'm a woman (hence my opening sentence). So, here's just some really general info about me. It's not in the player profiles page becuase that would require more info than I give out over the inernet.

1) I am a man (I hope we're all clear on this)
2) I'm still a man (Okay, people thinking I was a woman really freaked me out for a bit)
3) I'm Jewish. Born, raised, and practicing (You would think my thread "Ask a Jew!" would have told people that, but apparently not)
4) I'm a citizen of the United States of America. Third generation. (I was hoping my threads on Judaism in America would have pointed that out, but I was wrong again)
5) I am from New Jersey, one of the 50 states in the United States of America. (Here I was of the opinion that me saying "I'm from New Jersey" would give it away, but I just can't seem to get anything right)
6) I am profoundly Anti-Bush but not Pro-Kerry (Here I held out some hope that my "I will probably vote for Kerry purely because he's not Bush" thread would enlighten some people, but I was sorely disappointed)
7) Halo kicks ass! (Nothing to do with me, I just love the game)
8) I AM NOT A WOMAN

I hope this has help you further understand me. Have a nice day.

Sooo.....

I take it you are female? :D

God forbid a game called "nationstates" where you *run* a *nation* have forum titles that corrosponded to positions within the *governments* of *nations.*

I will *never* forgive whoever is responsible for getting rid of the old forum titles.
That would be the owners of the Jolt Forums and Max Barry, since he decided to move us.

Max Barry is not pleased by your insolence.

Just how many of us New Jersey people are posting on Nation States?

Probably more than 17, but don't quote me on that.

And I still want to know how much you're offering for a pic

What, you have to pay for pics?
Psh, that's not what the internet is about!

You would think by page three they would give up on asking if your a woman.... And you see why i feel smart because some people just don't get when you state your from somewhere and they go "so your from europe?"

You would think by page three they would give up on asking if your a woman.... And you see why i feel smart because some people just don't get when you state your from somewhere and they go "so your from europe?"

Well then, you should feel less smart for using your instead of you're three times without realising your error. :p

Well then, you should feel less smart for using your instead of you're three times, without realising your error. :p
Now you're the first person to comment on my perfect word usage. Finally someone notices my laziness and inability to write an actual sentence that doesn't ahve wrong words in it and exposed the stupid me!

Now you're the first person to comment on my perfect word usage. Finally someone notices my laziness and inability to write an actual sentence that doesn't ahve wrong words in it and exposed the stupid me!
;)

What in Gods name are you two babbling about?

What in Gods name are you two babbling about?

I dunno...

Where's that pic? :D

What in Gods name are you two babbling about?
What you don't remember my tendency to have a topic suddenly change topics...Just look in the archives if you don't remember...Anyways i'm sorry back to your topic...Klonor isn't a woman you idiots.

...but she breaks just like a little girl.

I break like a girl? You mean my car? How the hell do you know, you've never even seen me drive!