NationStates Jolt Archive


Bush's Nightmare Come True: A Lesbian Hispanic Democrat is Sheriff in Dallas

Lutton
11-11-2004, 17:00
:p
Von Witzleben
11-11-2004, 17:07
I hope he'll have a stroke.
Disenchanted
11-11-2004, 17:13
Bush suffers a stroke while in the arms of his gay lover. He is left as a vegetable. Nobody notices the difference and the born again christian right forgives him his 'moment of weakness' and his popularity soars.
Katganistan
11-11-2004, 18:15
I sincerely doubt her sexual orientation and ethnicity are her only qualifications, Lutton. Who is she?
Texan Hotrodders
11-11-2004, 18:21
Who is she?

And perhaps as important...does she have a hot straight sister?
Hammolopolis
11-11-2004, 18:39
hot bi sister...
Defaultia
11-11-2004, 20:26
I sincerely doubt her sexual orientation and ethnicity are her only qualifications, Lutton. Who is she?
I think that Lutton was referring to the fact that Bush seems to hate Hispanics, homosexuals, women, and Democrats.
Roach Cliffs
11-11-2004, 21:22
The guy she replaced, Sheriff Bowles, was according to relatives that live in Dallas, so bad that the democrats could have run a retarded parrot and still won. She'll probably do alright, sheriffs don't do that much anyway.